How to train your shit kid

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  1. Kland

    Kland One true god

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    Well as an expert on training shit kids i thought i would make a post to explan how to turn your shit kid into a non shit kid.


    Step 1. Shit kids always think they are the suppository of all knowledge as such they will constantly think they are right. The answer to this is to destory them mutiple times and make them worship you.

    step 2. shit kids are often really bad at the game and think there team is near perfect and that infestation toxapex is a really good set. And when they win 1 game out of 100 due to the set they brag about it and tell you how there wrong, to solve this repeat step 1

    step 3. Now your shit kid has been smited alot, they will still talk back and think they have improved. But don't worry the easy asnwer to this is repeat step 1.

    Step 4. Now your shit kid has had alot of training and there probably still as bad as they were but dw, experienced shit kids think they know better than normal shit kids so guess what step 1

    step 5. Now your shit kid has decided to trust you and steal your rmts, they will think they know better how the team works right away and lose with it and blame you, the solution to this is educate the shit kid in how to actually play pokemon without clicking random buttons.

    step 6. Now your shit kid has worked out how to use rmts and somewhat use them they believe they are kland tier now(LOL AS IF SHIT KIDS COULD EVER BE KLAND TIER) you should remind them kland is the god of ou and pray to him to smite your shit kid. Dw he will

    step 7. now your shit kid has worked out there not kland tier they will think they're still better than you, so do what i do and give up.



    cheers for your time, and remember this is how you train your shit kids, you really don't.
     
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  2. Joyverse

    Joyverse Back for a blast!

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    Very important thread. I want this thread stickied.
     
  3. pokemonnerd

    pokemonnerd Only uso listens to pnerd. Devo too. Article Contributor Article Contributor

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    So does this mean shit kids try to go in people's assholes all the time?

    Would be good info to know if I were to come across one.
     
  4. Kland

    Kland One true god

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    yes, look at tony abbot trying to deny that he is the suppository of all knownledge. he clearly was a shit kid
     
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  5. Edna

    Edna Chasing the Dragon Forum Moderator Forum Moderator

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    Still rekt by scarf chatot and sap sipper Zebstrika
     
  6. gengar17

    gengar17 someone turn this nothing into gengar

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    confirming that this works
     
  7. Joeypals!!

    Joeypals!! Don't you worry 'bout a thing~

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    So THAT explains Kland's behavior ever since he showed up here...
     
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  8. Joyverse

    Joyverse Back for a blast!

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    Since he's a God, he has no time to check spelling. Oh well.
     
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  9. willdbeast

    willdbeast All round nice guy

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    No he really meant "de-story"
    He takes all their fiction books and confiscates them.
     
  10. Honey Senpei

    Honey Senpei Too Sweet And Too Cute!

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    I'd rather be a shit kid than to be ruder than I already am

    Your "steps" don't really work on me

    Goodluck in life!
     
  11. Annoying Orange

    Annoying Orange sweet creature Social Media Rep Social Media Rep

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    instructions too unclear. got my dick shut in the window.
     
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  12. Xdevo

    Xdevo Phrasing Super Moderator Tour Director Super Moderator Tour Director

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    idk snaga thoroughly pushed kland's shit in, and kland is still a screeching autist so I don't think this works.
     
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  13. Kland

    Kland One true god

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    snaga is still a shit kid though, where as kland is a god, i don't see your point?
     
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    Xdevo Phrasing Super Moderator Tour Director Super Moderator Tour Director

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    Binix work drugs

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