All Hail Kland, God of ou

Discussion in 'Lake of Rage' started by Kland, Jan 8, 2017.

  1. Kland

    Kland One true god

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    All hail the supereme kland, God of ou king of the seven kingdoms, master of the omniprediction, slayer of shit kids, lord of tours, king of all who can sweep, the divine one, champion of the light, master of the pokemon, supereme auth of po, ruler of the goddom hyeria, God of mafia, God of something else, ruler of everything, lord of light, the last guardian of po, the champion of the way of the kland, lord of the way of the kland,

    I have great news for all of you, i kland, have invited you into my altar on the 10th of this month to learn sumo ou how great is that.
     
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  2. Joyverse

    Joyverse Back for a blast!

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  3. Joeypals!!

    Joeypals!! Don't you worry 'bout a thing~

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    "All hail the Kidz Bop Kid Kland, God of Boppin king of the seven covers, master of the lyric changes, slayer of juice boxes, lord of teeter totters, king of my Kidz Bop momager, the freckled one, champion of the polo, master of the 12-year-old-white-boy-rap, supreme napper, ruler of the goddom that is my mom's wallet, God of school buses, God of boxed lunches, ruler of awkward but cute vocal modulations, lord of licorice, the last guardian of Kidz Bop, the champion of the way of the Kidz Bop Kidz, lord of the way of the van my mom drives that she bought in 1987."

    I have great news for all of you, i kland, have invited you into my mom's basement on the 10th of this month to chow down on some Totino's and sing some Kidz Bop songs with me."

    Boom, fixed your post.
     
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  4. Pangaea

    Pangaea resto en peaco

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    sun and moon OU is shit tbh
     
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  5. Cheezeburgar

    Cheezeburgar dankest john

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    lm ao
     
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  6. Pamitha

    Pamitha everyone likes me now Forum Moderator Channel Leader Forum Moderator Channel Leader

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    I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK
     
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  7. Annoying Orange

    Annoying Orange sweet creature Social Media Rep Social Media Rep

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    Im ao
     
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  8. Xdevo

    Xdevo Phrasing Super Moderator Tour Director Super Moderator Tour Director

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    I wasn't aware Lance had another alt on the forums
     
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  9. Edna

    Edna Chasing the Dragon Forum Moderator Forum Moderator

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    Remember when Kland lost to a Zebstrika and a Chatot? I do
     
  10. Pamitha

    Pamitha everyone likes me now Forum Moderator Channel Leader Forum Moderator Channel Leader

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    Big question: Totino's or tostitos?
     
  11. willdbeast

    willdbeast All round nice guy

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    Could you be slightly more specific than the 10th?

    Edit: realised gods don't need to sleep so you'll be there for the whole 24 hours y/y?

    EditEdit: should I bring a goat to sacrifice or something?
     
  12. Professor Oak

    Professor Oak same Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep

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    nah lance is actually good at battling
     
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  13. Joeypals!!

    Joeypals!! Don't you worry 'bout a thing~

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    Totino's. Like the pizza rolls.
     
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  14. Pamitha

    Pamitha everyone likes me now Forum Moderator Channel Leader Forum Moderator Channel Leader

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    Thank you
     
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  15. E.T.

    E.T. Random Slowpoke Super Moderator Server Administrator Articles Leader Super Moderator Server Administrator Articles Leader

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    All hail Caterpie Kland!
     
  16. Binix

    Binix work drugs

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  17. Professor Oak

    Professor Oak same Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep

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    kland preparing to battle
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  18. Zoroark

    Zoroark Stay Firm Forum Moderator Server Moderator Forum Moderator Server Moderator

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  19. meeps

    meeps Well-Known Member

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    kland i was in melbourne for like 5 months why didn't you visit me