The Roast of Professor Oak You have a week to roast the owner of PO. This should be fun. Let's just start off by saying this: You are the whitest, most British black person I know. Your comments are grating sometimes, and you have this pompous air around you like most stereotypical British person does. Must be from spending too much time with that bottle... sorry, not talking whiskey bottles here. You say you're smart, have the ownership and everything. But we all know Steve came before Samph. Imagine as you will there :) ...that's literally all I have, umm... your hair sucks.
Oak you fickle, hypersexual, senile, old faggot, STOP ASKING FOR NUDES OF PEOPLE 50 YEARS YOUR JUNIOR GDI! There's a place called an old age retirement home for shits like you! :v JSYK You are one glamorous old bastard. ;)
Pip pip old chap. Don't have to imagine anything. When you have known someone as long as I've known Steve, the urges take over. Gotta get some hot ginger booty. I'm also balding, so of course my hair sucks. I thought this was meant to be a roast. All I'm seeing is someone too pussy to tag me in a thread where he thinks he unloads both barrels. Still failing to see where the roasts are here. At least I can afford to be hypersexual. The only pussy you've ever even seen was the one you were pushed out of. It's true. Remember kids, brush twice daily! If you don't, you might just end up looking like AO! fuk u got me gud
Has anyone ever done less to get so much power? This faggot sucked coyo's microscopic dick for years just to get some power. When he finally got some real auth, he did nothing but cyber his fugly white-trash bitch. This nigga can go 2 years without doing anything of note, then get bitchy at people for doing shit without clearing it past him. Any other fucker on here dies for 2 weeks and everyone is all over their ass, but god forbid the guy who got auth on the promise of "I won't be as bad as coyo" actually be online half the time right? For a guy whose only talent is serving Big Macs to fat Manc fucks, you sure know how to act like a pretentious dicksucker. Every conversation you walk into on the forums, you try and act like you know more shit than the people that actually play the fucking game, then when you're told off for being the fucking ignorant cretan you are, you gotta backpedal to save some face (as if anyone on here actually thinks highly of you). It happens so regularly, you'd think you were a wind-up toy. It's like Samph sits and pulls your string and some ignorant bulshit comes out your mouth. But hey, what can you expect from a man with no accomplishments, no life, and no future?
Posting cos I needed to watch a new thread for testing purposes To fit in with the theme of the thread: You fuking dick of a professor. @Professor Oak doesn't deserve the title that implies he has some knowledge. I never much liked Elm but at least he gave me a Totodile... What did I get from you? Nothing more than a crappy pikachu that wouldn't even evolve. You are a disgrace to the town of pallet and a disappointment to all of kanto.
It's funny cos devos post actually made me laugh more than anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least someone on these forums knows how to roast a user
This coming from the biggest source of viruses since 1972. Shame you won't ever be able to transmit any STDs. I do, because you're in my authority team. You are aware that I am not a video game character, right? Oh shit, your psychiatrist said to not break the illusion... if you do end up breaking, just remember how many people are out there looking out for you in life. Hopefully that'll just let you take the knife to yourself instead of others. Pot, meet kettle. Wait, coyo had a dick? He told me he was a girl online! hey, pokemonnerd is not white trash Why are you pretending it was only 2 years? The most notable contribution I made to PO was sitting so hard on the fence that I've still got splinters in my colon. I'll have you know that I served coffee, tea, milkshakes, chicken and fries to people as well... and I'm the ignorant one, really? The most notable and intelligent thing you've ever done is put xd at the start of your name, cos everything you do is laughable. Of course I'm a wind-up toy. I've been pleasuring 10-year-old kids since 1996. I've got 9 GCSEs, 3 A-Levels, 1 AS-Level, Level 3 Management, Food Safety and First Aid qualifications, loving parents, a girl by my side, and I've helped to run what was, at one point, the largest competitive Pokemon battling simulator. You've got Black Lives Matter.
Seriously why is Oak answering the "roasts" even, are you that insecure that you feel the need to defend yourself over evry single attack aimed your way? If the roasts are as shitty as you claim they are, why even bother? Just shut up, bend over and take all of it or I'll be forced to bitchslap the fuck out of you, cunt.
I'm going to answer seriously for the first time all thread cos I'm not sure if you're being a legitimate dumbass or just trying to participate and are thus acting like a dumbass: I've seen many roasts before, and the roastee often gets to respond at the end of the roast. This is why I have been responding.
The roastee responds only at the end of the roast, and it's not to defend his / herself. Also if your list of life accomplishments includes "graduated secondary school", you shouldn't be making a list.