The Roast of Xdevo

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  1. Joeypals!!

    Joeypals!! Don't you worry 'bout a thing~

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    Literally no one in the nominated roasters messaged me, so I guess we're just gonna be doing it as a free-for-all. Not quite like I wanted to as a I had a CC style in mind, but c'est la vie

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    The Roast of Xdevo
    You guys have a week to roast this 1989 jaundice-inflicted wannabe. I'll kick it off, you guys can do as you wish after that.



    Oh Xdevo, where do I even start with your little fairy ass... Ever since 2012, you've had a pretty consistent schedule. Wake up, rub Oak off while Samph isn't looking, slut it up in Indigo, and then come out at the end of the day as a Joan of Arc meets Miley Cyrus persona. The epitome of trash. All 13 of those badges are a showcase of this, getting with different people in charge and making them feel good for five minutes to get what you have. So I guess congrats on 13 tramp stamps. A while back, I had said "it doesn't matter how many dicks you suck, it's about sucking the right ones" and you are the embodiment of that. You're a pretty chill guy but dear god dude get the dick out of your mouth for five minutes so we can understand what you're trying to say. I remember back in 2010 when we had a tiny bit of a conversation and if I remember correctly, you had the slight impression that I was a little dick at the time (makes sense given I was 14). I guess that's why you like me today, you take what you can get.

    Nah but in all seriousness you're a chill dude that I'm finally getting to actually know now, keep keepin on.​
     
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  2. TraceofLife

    TraceofLife Lucky Strike

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    xdev0-4
     
  3. Email

    Email reformed xd

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    Hey Xdevo, you're a really nice dude! :)
     
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  4. Fuzzysqurl

    Fuzzysqurl baa baa mareep I do what I want Server Owner Developer I do what I want Server Owner Developer

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    you're fat xdevo


     
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  5. Annoying Orange

    Annoying Orange sweet creature Social Media Rep Social Media Rep

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    I agree w email. great guy
     
  6. Email

    Email reformed xd

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    Ty :}
     
  7. Duster

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    this is not the dick sucking thread
     
  8. Edna

    Edna Chasing the Dragon Forum Moderator Forum Moderator

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    Xdevo is the definition sarcasm.

    Stop being useless and make Ban India happen. Thanks
     
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  9. NAVIDAD PIRATE

    NAVIDAD PIRATE THE PLEASURE OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE

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    if I had a nickel for every dick xdevo sucked during his time on PO, I would have at least 3 nickels
     
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  10. NAVIDAD PIRATE

    NAVIDAD PIRATE THE PLEASURE OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE

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    also he has an permavirgin haircut and lives in a shitty state. happy fucking birthday
     
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  11. Fuzzysqurl

    Fuzzysqurl baa baa mareep I do what I want Server Owner Developer I do what I want Server Owner Developer

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    I mean you're technically not wrong, but you would probably be able to send your first born to college solely using those nickels.
     
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  12. Roku

    Roku sup nerds

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    xdevo is a nerd LOL GOT U
     
  13. sulcata

    sulcata stéphane curry best waifu Forum Moderator Server Administrator Forum Moderator Server Administrator

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    take another shorts dress pic, but stop hiding your dick you whore
     
  14. Cheezeburgar

    Cheezeburgar dankest john

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    xdevo more like xd

    i bet xdvo wont vote for harambe
     
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  15. Joeypals!!

    Joeypals!! Don't you worry 'bout a thing~

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    This is the bad joke that ends the thread.
     
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