Spoiler Literally no one in the nominated roasters messaged me, so I guess we're just gonna be doing it as a free-for-all. Not quite like I wanted to as a I had a CC style in mind, but c'est la vie The Roast of Xdevo You guys have a week to roast this 1989 jaundice-inflicted wannabe. I'll kick it off, you guys can do as you wish after that. Oh Xdevo, where do I even start with your little fairy ass... Ever since 2012, you've had a pretty consistent schedule. Wake up, rub Oak off while Samph isn't looking, slut it up in Indigo, and then come out at the end of the day as a Joan of Arc meets Miley Cyrus persona. The epitome of trash. All 13 of those badges are a showcase of this, getting with different people in charge and making them feel good for five minutes to get what you have. So I guess congrats on 13 tramp stamps. A while back, I had said "it doesn't matter how many dicks you suck, it's about sucking the right ones" and you are the embodiment of that. You're a pretty chill guy but dear god dude get the dick out of your mouth for five minutes so we can understand what you're trying to say. I remember back in 2010 when we had a tiny bit of a conversation and if I remember correctly, you had the slight impression that I was a little dick at the time (makes sense given I was 14). I guess that's why you like me today, you take what you can get. Nah but in all seriousness you're a chill dude that I'm finally getting to actually know now, keep keepin on.
I mean you're technically not wrong, but you would probably be able to send your first born to college solely using those nickels.