"Hey guys look, a metronome forum tour is starting and it's a fun memeage stupid tier let's partake in it!" Either the greatest or the worst decision of my po career. Shoutouts @DracoNova IT ALL STARTS TURN ONE The chaos ensued when I not only confused him with psybeam but he got so confused about life that his dusknoir got tired of taking crap from @DracoNova and decided to end it's life infront of him, giving the nice Turn 2 6-5 lead. Bless Lil B based god luck G But then my togekiss decides to join dusknoir on the other side! I hadn't even used more than two attacking moves when togekiss decided it was done with MY crap and wanted to greet its lil bud dusknoir at the heavenly gates. Keep in mind I haven't even switched for another pokemon to benefit off this healing wish, what a waste! Battle is now tied at 5-5 because of an annoyed togekiss. Seriously 4 turns later, and I had the edge in the battle with more damage output And behold, again 4 turns later! 4 must be a magic number or something because Lil B Based God Luck G came back to me and blessed me with some celebi magic. Thankfully I had enough hp and defense to tank that self-destruct and a few hits after it. But seriously, I bet they're starting a club up there wherever these RIP'd mons are. Battle score is now 5-4 in my favor. Oh hey look maybe luck is coming back to me JK LOL NO YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING LUCKY? Only TWO turns later this time! Apparently mew doesn't know the difference between ROLLOUT and HEALING WISH! Another wasted healing wish too because all my mons were at full health. I guess when mewtwo decided to roleplay as mew, the game broke because there can only be one. Whoopdedoo, 4-4 tied again, 100% of KOs coming from Self KOs. Ok there's a pattern I'm seeing, maybe he will use memento next? I should quit the battle at this point nothing cool is happening and I have an 8 am class It happens to my mon this time, so the pattern got broken. Oh well, I'm used to seeing my own pokemon sacrifice themselves for nothing right in front of me at this point. Is that a good thing? Battle is now 2-3 favoring him, since my celebi and his mew died fighting an ACTUAL BATTLE. Shoutouts jinora for big suck Maybe I'm winning now? Before this, I took out his jirachi and mewtwo by several strategical and smart damage over time plays, like the genius battler I am. I even realized that I ACCIDENTALLY set up stealth rocks while devising my master plan to win this by Self KO. But oh well, my snorlax was dying of starvation anyways and had to go. Herecomes the 1 on 1 for the game win. Enjoy this picture of a goat. Spoiler: GOAT INSERT MAXIMUM CROBAT RAGE HERE Lucky noob pokemon mechanics prevented that fat piece of lard from KO'ing itself I have no other words for this trash garbage it's about to die anyway. Shoutouts Espy for actualy being cool though I'm not even going to write anything below this Just a little copy paste from earlier in the battle: mankey-t: REVEAL Hax>Skills: use memento pls mankey-t: FINAL GAMBIT I will never speak during battle ever again I swear draciel is part of the illuminati Just a reminder that 7/12 mons decided to comit honorable sudoku, that's 58% of all the KO's. Full battle Pastebin here
#DicksOut4Mankey-T Sigh they were following the ways of Lord Harambe even though he didn't kill himself... fuck :c