The Most Fucked Up Christmas Eve in... Well, Fucking Ever

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  1. Joeypals!!

    Joeypals!! Don't you worry 'bout a thing~

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    Just a note in advance: I'm gonna be swearing like a sailor towards the end, so if you don't like that sort of thing, a) why the fuck are you on the internet?, and b) don't read this thread.

    OK, so Christmas Eve my family and I usually stay in, watching Christmas movies, namely A Christmas Story, The Grinch Stole Christmas, and that Peanuts Christmas special. This year, my mom decided we'd do something different because she got some creativity her boyfriend wanted to go somewhere. We end up going to his aunt's Christmas Eve party, which I'll admit was pretty fun once I decided to talk to people and participate in the games they had set out. The beginning of the party, however, is where this story takes place.

    It all involves my sister, 17, and myself. We really didn't want to go to this party -- we woke up pretty late in the day, and who wants to go anywhere on Christmas Eve? Put that and the fact that we don't like talking to people together and this party was a total nightmare. Nonetheless, we just stick together and decide to try to cope through the night as a unit. So we get there and immediately plop down on the couch in the front room, with Santa Claus 2 playing on the TV. Not the finest cinematic choice but hey, didn't have a choice. We sat there for about the first hour of the party, not wanting to eat (was forced to by my mom and her BF, who set two plates down each in front of us) and again, not wanting to socialize. She was on Snapchat half the time and I was simply watching the movie because that's an easier way for me to tune out reality at a party. After that, as I mentioned earlier, we eventually branched out and had some fun at the party, though we really didn't want to be there. We all left late from the boyfriend's mom's house, taking off at about 10:30PM (so we didn't get home until about 1AM because had to drop him off first).

    I originally thought that was the end of that plotline, and had put it behind me as something in the past. A couple days pass by and all the sudden, there's a crapload of drama going on because, allegedly, three people related to the boyfriend saw my sister rubbing my shoulder and kissing my neck at the start of the party. My original thought was "lmfao WHAT??". Were we sitting by each other? Yes. Were we talking? Of course. But did we get intimate? Hell fucking no. Just the thought of that is disgusting on its own, I mean that's my sister, much less a girl and not a guy. That shit wouldn't be happening, but my mom is so convinced it's true because she's so wrapped around her boyfriend's dic- I mean, finger, that she won't listen to the truth my sister and I are conveying, that nothing happened. Oh, and the kicker? Not only does she believe her boyfriend's fucking family over us, but she thinks we're so fucked up that we need counseling... says the fucking woman that complains 5 times a week about losing 11 pounds from not eating because you never grocery shop (I've been home over 2 weeks now, she hasn't bought a thing), not to mention crying up and down about not being able to pay certain bills.

    So yeah, that was my Christmas (Eve), hope your evening wasn't as fucked up as mine.
     
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    Xdevo Phrasing Super Moderator Tour Director Super Moderator Tour Director

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    @bugzinator and @meeps were too lazy to post
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    My post is "Thanks for sharing"
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    I'm really sorry you had to sit through Santa Claus 2 instead of watching the Grinch for the 7th time.
    Btw I hope you get it off with your sister, she sounds nice.
     
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    AFK Vision Ward Life's a Struggle when there is so much Pressure

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    Draciel ALLEZ! ALLEZ! ALLEZ!

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    Time to put this in the fridge.
     
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