Sasuke's Volt White 2 Nuzlocke

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  1. Sasuke Uchiha

    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    Hello everyone and welcome to my Volt White 2 nuzlocke! I have actually started this nuzlocke some time ago in the summer and already have some parts done. So nicknames you’ll see are from friends I was hanging out with at that time.

    I've done plenty of nuzlockes in my time but never recorded one, so this is going to be the first! I have attempted a Volt White 2 nuzlocke once before, two years ago but sadly whited out at the final villain Ghetsis and didn't have the heart to continue. This time will be different.

    So in this hack of White 2 a lot of pokemon have had their stats boosted and some have even been given different typings and movesets to make it more interesting! The rival, team plasma and gym battles are all extremely hard and usually require some sort of preparation. I plan to focus mostly on these battles and preparing for them, but we’ll see how this goes.

    So hold on to your balls because this is gonna be a bumpy ride!

    Part 1
    Hawt Professor Juniper introduces us to the pokemon world

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    Stupid name, I know.

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    On this nice summer day my mother comes and tells me, her 10y old son, that I have to leave the house because some professor is giving me a pokedex and a pokemon.

    Seconds later she asks me if I know how to open my fucking bag, so you can question her sincerity in thinking that I will survive this journey. Yes mom and before you ask I also know how to breathe.


    As I'm going to meet the professor's assistent I am ambushed by my annoying neighbour Winter, who thinks we are friends. His sister is just staring blankly at me while muttering my name...

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    Looks like this guy is planning to join me on my journey... Can you not stand so close to me, dude?

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    I have decided to do this Nuzlocke on Challenge mode, where all the levels are going to be higher. This is gonna be hard...

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    I meet up with the assistent, whose name is Bianca. She gives me three pokemon to choose from and ofcourse I pick the fire-type, Tepig!
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    This brave piglet shall henceforth be known as Bacon. Winter decides he wants a pokedex of his own and challenges me to a battle.

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    His Oshawott is lvl 6 because he's a cheater :(

    The first turn of the battle this haxing bastard decides to crit me and I am below half health. I guess the game doesn't want you to lose the first battle because he kept going for tail whip after that. Phew!

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    Grew to level 7 and learned Ember! Winter walks off and tells me to get stronger. Cunt.


    Bianca now shows me around the pokecenter and explains to me how computers work. As if I haven’t been sitting behind a computer for half my life. Next she hands me some much needed balls and shows me how to catch a pokemon. Tepig is a Rash nature, which kinda sucks because Emboar has 80 sp atk in this hack instead of 100.

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    Now begins the first exciting moment of this nuzlocke: my first encounter!

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    Aaaaaaaaaaand it's a Weedle...

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    This is Landy, the female Weedle.

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    At first I was a little dissapointed, but it turns out Beedrill got a nice stat boost though, so we'll see how this goes.

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    On my way to Flocessy town I meet a strange person named Alder. Apparently he likes the look of my Weedle…

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    He wants to train me so naturally I follow this stranger. But then he tells I have to give my friend his map first so I go to Route 20 where I have my first trainer battle.

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    LOOK INTO THEIR WHAT?!

    I fuck up this kid's Patrat and Zigzagoon, leaving him to mourn over their rotting, dead bodies.

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    Landy pullin’ his weight.

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    Now I can get my first encounter on route 20, let's hope for something good.

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    It's a Ralts! This little guy is gonna be great for the second gym.

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    A while later Landy evolves from a little worm to a cocoon, ready to evolve and bloom!

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    As I enter Floccessy ranch I hope to encounter a good pokemon to help me against my rival, because I think my current team is gonna have trouble.


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    ... It was Sap Sipper anyway.


    Gonna do a little grinding before I continue n_n

    [​IMG]Bacon lvl 11
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    [​IMG]Sora lvl 5

    Part 2
    Looking at Winter's team in my magic guidebook, I realized that I had to give my team an upgrade. So me and Landy started meditating in the forest while listening to spiritual music until he decided to pop out of his cocoon.

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    I was kinda scared of my first actual rival battle, but I had faith in my team.

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    My plan was to beat his Taillow with Bacon while Landy is the only one able to take on Oshawott. I hope Ember isn't going to burn the Taillow because it has guts...


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    It went a lot easier than expected. Bacon easily 2hkod the Taillow and Beedrill 2hkod Oshawott as well, despite the Oran Berry.

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    Bitch please, I dominated you.

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    I hand him the town map as the farm owners approach us. The farmer wife gives us a Soothe Bell and she commends me on the ass whooping I had just delivered on Winter's sore bottom. They then ask us to look for their lost dog. Normally I would say "solve your own problems” but I could do with a bit of training. Sora was only lvl 7 and had just learned his first attacking move.


    Sora fucking bitches up

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    After disposing of a random janitor in the woods Winter gave me an exp. share. I guess he is good for something. I eventually find the dog being bullied by some sort of cosplayer. Ugh, they are the worst.

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    He tells me he is actually a member of Team Plasma and they are trying to conquer Unova by liberating all pokemon. He ran away like a bitch, not wanting to fight :(

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    So in the end Winter and I got the dog back and we lived happily ever after.

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    Family picture!

    Now that I have delivered the town map, Alder wants me to come into his little house.

    As soon as I entered it, I realized I had made a grave mistake. In the house were two little children and it didn't take me long to realize that I was dealing with a pedophile.

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    Alder said that if I could beat his two pupils, he would agree to let me go. Otherwise, I would be his personal buttslave forever.

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    Luckily I was able to beat the two twerps. Alder said he was aroused by our battle and agreed to let me go so I got the fuck outta there as fast as I could.

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    When I tried to leave town he suddenly teleported on a cliff and jumped off to grab me! This was a way scarier experience than playing that Slender game that one time.

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    But all he wanted was to give me a book describing all of the gym leaders’ teams in detail. Thanks dude.

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    I arrived back in my hometown and decided to challenge my very first gym! :]


    Ah thanks for the refreshments, kind sir!

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    I easily disposed of the two gym trainers with Bacon who grew to level 15 and learned Flame Charge.

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    So in order for him to become a big bacon Pignite, I need him to grow two more levels.

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    So I guess I'll go grind a little n_n

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    Part 3
    Cheren's team looked quite scary to me and when I looked at Bacon, I knew he needed to evolve in order for us to stand a chance.

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    After months of rigorous training in the kiddie pool to the tunes of Eye of the Tiger, Bacon finally evolved into a Pignite and learned Arm Thrust!

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    I walk up to Cheren who is standing on his pedestal and look him straight in the eyes. "I'ma challenge you bitch"

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    Apparently this is his first pokemon battle. What a noob.

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    Okay I might have hyped this fight up a bit too much lol. I easily ploughed through his entire team.

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    What a train wreck... I didn’t take much screens because Bacon just ohko’d must of his mons. In the end, I was overleved, but Tepig only evolves at lvl 17 and I absolutely needed him with a fighting move. Now I'ma have to train yung Landy and Sora to keep up with him.


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    Dude I ploughed through your entire team without breaking a sweat. I laid down the smack down.


    In this hack you also have all of the Hoenn gym leaders in the same town as the regular gyms. I'm not gonna battle Roxanne atm, however. It would be a Bacon sweep again and Landy and Sora have no business challenging her yet.

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    After I exit the gym I get ambused by Bianca and we all have some faggoty talk. After that Winter wants to challenge Cheren too, because he's always one step behind me.

    ... maybe too literal sometimes

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    Now it's time for me to make my way onto Virbank City for the next gym!


    The hiker that was blocking my way says he'll show me what a hard world this is...

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    I'm terribly sorry, but you got beaten by a Ralts. Though world ey?


    As I step down further on route 20 I manage to beat some kindergarteners.

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    Cheren gives me a Super Rod! Now I'm able to use Teleport with Sora and backtrack to my hometown for some nice, relaxing fishing.

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    After hours and hours of waiting beside the stupid pond next to my house, I finally land...

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    A Magikarp!

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    Low and behold: I catch this beautiful, mythical creature and call him Josh.

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    Smacking some twins on my way to Virbank city in my first double battle.

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    This friendly lady behind the counter gave me a blowjob behind her desk thirty cherish balls.

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    I finally enter Virbank City and breathe in the fresh air of the harbor!


    I'm very excited for two new pokemon encountering opportunities so I immediately start fishing.

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    This water is crawling with fishies because I get one first try.

    Sadly, it's a stupid Finneon. I name him Flounder and he'll probably end up as death fodder.

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    Then I go to the Virbank Complex where I encounter a cute little Shinx :3

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    I call him Derek cuz cute. 4 of my pokemon have sp def lowering natures, except for Landy ._.

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    I now need to do some much needed training in the Virbank Complex.

    Roxie has quite a difficult team, but luckily I was able to catch a Ralts on route 20. Kirlia would definitely help. I might also go back to Aspertia City and beat Roxanne with Derek to make him grow some levels. All the while Josh has the Exp. Share so he doesn't get left behind.


    [​IMG]Bacon lvl 18
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    [​IMG]Landy lvl 13
    [​IMG]Derek lvl 11
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    Part 4
    So I started training in the Virbank Complex and clearing out the workers. Unfortunately they proved to be too high leveled for Sora and Derek, which made me switch Bacon in constantly. So Sora and Derek's progress was minimal, while Joshu did gain some exp thanks to the Exp. Share :]

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    Luckily there were some Mankeys for Sora to feast exp on. And poison types.

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    no pussy for you son

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    I was about to call it a night when I heard something rustling in the grass. Me and Derek decided to check it out and we got attacked by a pink elephant-like thing!

    Derek beat it to smithereens and gained a whole lot of exp which made him grow a beard! I didn't know canadians already grew facial hair at lvl 15, so I was pleasantly surprised.

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    Afterwards I decided to backtrack to Aspertia City and challenge Roxanne with Derek.


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    Hohoho well I'm a hands on learner!


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    Anorith got 2hkod, but I didn't outspeed even though it was only lvl 11...


    Healed him with a potion and then used charge as Lileep was using Ingrain.

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    I easily tanked the Solarbeam and 3hkod with Double Kick.

    Nosepass had to be defeated by Bacon.


    I then headed to the local rave club to beat up bitches with Sora.

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    I thought this was gonna be an easy stroll, but my first opponent disables my only attacking move...

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    I just kept double teaming and swept his entire team ^.^

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    Sora evolved into a beautiful Kirlia and is now ready to take on the evil Roxie's poisonous team.

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    Okay so my strategy to beat Roxie is to maim everything with Sora's Psybeam. Three potentials mons can prove a problem here

    1) Skorupi has a focus sash and can bug bite Sora

    2) Croagunk has normal gem fake out and Sora is quite frail

    3) Bulky Garbodor can probably take one and KO back with Payback


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    My best bet is to probably lead off with Bacon and go from there.

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    About to delve into the underground.

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    It smells like puke in here.

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    Let's get this thing going

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    I lead off with Bacon as planned as she leads with Skorupi.





    WHAT??!

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    My heart stops beating. Time stops for a second as I see Bacon falling down to the floor. There is no life inside of him.

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    I am confused and scared

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    The battle music is still going loud but I don't feel the fighting spirit.

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    I hear sounds in the distance... is it you... Bacon?

    Our friendship has been so short

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    Too short

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    I don't feel like fighting anymore.

    I don't know if I can win.


    Suddenly Derek jumps out of his poké ball and intimidates the fucker!

    WE CAN DO THIS MOTHERFUCKERRRR

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    Skorupi sets up toxic spikes and Spark is barely a 4hko...

    He sets up a second layer as I spark again and paralyze him

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    I go for the paraflinch with bite, but she gets a venoshock of.

    She uses a Super Potion and the paraflinch isn't working


    Not once does she get paraflinched and I have to use 4 potions and a fresh water to keep Derek alive...

    it is looking bleak right now


    Roxie is going to send out Koffing now and I take this as an opportunity to sack Landy to get rid of the Toxic Spikes.

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    I heal Derek with my last potion and get some chip damage off Koffing as he kills Landy with a Flamehtrower

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    Sora avenges his fallen comrade. Whirlipede comes in and I have to hope I can KO.

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    Succes


    In comes Garbodor and my heart stops for a second.


    I have to Intimidate him.


    Derek comes in.

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    Flounder was then used for something he always was meant to be. He fulfilled his destiny.

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    As I quickly look up stats I see that Garbodor is faster than Kirlia, so I have to Intimidate him again.


    I hope to paralyze him with Spark but he cleanly 2hkos Derek....


    I don't think I can feel anymore.


    I am too weak to take screenshots. I can only gape at the screen with my open mouth. Why did Bacon have to go so quickly?


    Psybeam from Sora is not enough and I get hit with Toxic and Payback, not a single hax is happening for me.

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    In comes Croagunk and I have to use my last Fresh Water to take the fake out.


    Croagunk dies to a Psybeam.


    Ivysaur is her last mon and I feel like I can come out of this


    But it survives the Psybeam on 2 HP (!!) and kills Sora..... I have only one pokemon left now.



    Josh has to come in and save the day with Bounce, he outspeeds and KOs Ivysaur.

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    I beat Roxie


    I won

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    But at what price?


    I should feel joy and happiness but I don't feel anything anymore.


    As I exit the gym a gust of wind happens by and I hear a whisper into my ears. "Bacon, Landy, Derek, Sora"


    I look up at the sky and feel like I'm going to cry.


    I lay down on the ground in a fetal position while hugging Josh.

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    The End.

    Part 5
    After the Virbank Disaster, I decided to move back to my mom's basement and didn't shave for months. Until one day I was sitting in the bath tub with Josh when he said this couldn't go on any longer.

    "You're a grown ass man sitting in a bath tub with a fish between your legs, get a hold of yourself man!"

    It was then that I realised I had to get my act back together. I decided to go back to the City where it all ended and hunt for the pink elephant-like things, which gave off a load of Exp. when you killed them.


    How in the hell was a fish going to do anything though?

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    I quickly realised I needed to kill 3 of those pink elephants in order for Josh to grow a level.

    With the incredible moveset of Bounce, Reversal, Bubble and Splash, this only took 1200 turns per battle.

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    After 3 eons of training Josh finally evolves into a giant blue snake monster and learns the unholy move Bite.

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    Now we should be able to leave this vile city behind us and move to Castelia.
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    Except for this travesty that they call Pokestar Studios. This must be how they torture people in the middle east. Also why is there a black guy with blonde hair? I don't think they get blonde hair.

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    Dear lord

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    I finally manage to escape from the pokestar studios when I see my two least favourite people standing before Team Plasma: Winter and Roxie.

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    Well I guess Winter is okay.

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    With my hands tied behind my back


    The battle music starts and I am feeling pumped! Go Josh!

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    Bite flinches the Trubbish and is an easy 2hko and I get the moxie boost!

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    A reversal at full health takes care of Pawniard.

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    I beat the Plasma grunt and start to regain confidence in my battling abilities.

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    Roxie proposes we go chase the grunt who ran off to route 20.

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    FUCK YOU, YOU MURDERING WITCH!

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    She gives me HM Cut but I spit in her face.


    Found you bitch

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    I ohko her Venipede, which poisons me.

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    OHKO the Zubat and Seviper. Josh is OP.

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    I want to go to Castelia to beat the gym and become a pokemon master. Fuck Plasma.

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    lies

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    hop hop and away!

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    Castelia is a fresh start for me as a trainer. I can put all the death and misery behind me now.

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    I decided against catching Victini and getting a free Cyndaquil because cheap. (you can get a free starter at all the pokecenters, but I'm not gonna do that).

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    I wanted to check out the Gym Leader and see if he is a pansy, but he wasn't there. Some 10 year old girl with weird hair came running up to me.

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    She is leading me into the sewer for what I believe is some sexy time. Girls grow up fast this day and age.

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    Too bad Winter was there to cockblock me... What the hell was he doing in the sewers anyway?

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    Apparently he was searching for Team Plasma and wants to tag along because he's scared in the dark.

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    The first pokemon we encoutered were a Gastly and a Zubat!

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    I was really excited to catch this Gastly and I told Winter that if he fainted it, I would buttrape and murder him in this sewer.

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    I'm calling this little prankster Danny.

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    Ofc it has to have a Sassy nature and no attacks. Giving him the Exp. Share.

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    As we go along our way we encounter Gulpins and Trubbish so I'm very happy to have caught a Gastly.


    After some sewer wading, Winter finds his Team Plasma and starts jerking off.

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    Heed my words Winter: Please please please kill the magnemite. Joshu is all I have left.

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    HE IS ATTACKING EVERYONE EXCEPT THE MAGNEMITE

    I SURVIVE ONE SPARK AND THEN MAGNEMITE ATTACKS DEWOTT

    I NEED TO HEAL

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    Dewott finally kills the magnemite. I was almost thinking he was gonna attack me instead of it. Fuck you Winter.

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    Dewott dies and Josh finishes the battle. Danny and Josh gain exp. Happy times.

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    After our battle Burgh comes out of his hiding place. Thanks for the help faggot.

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    Winter gives me HM Strength and another weird fucker comes out and starts talking about the potential of pokemon.

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    I am finally left alone and free to train my team and catch some new members.


    Fuck yeah, new area.

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    Roggenrola is 20% encounter chance, Paras is 5%. Such is my luck.

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    Hilton the Paras

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    I feel underleveled as fuck.

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    Strength is now a rock move and all of my yes.

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    Josh actually has an easy time sweeping through people's teams and he learns Dragon Rage. Danny also learned Ominous Wind and Sucker Punch.

    I give Josh a Hard Stone to power up his Strength.

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    I find some stairs that lead straight up to heaven and a new pokemon encounter opportunity.

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    I decide to go in the double grass because I have twice the chance to find a good pokemon.

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    Except I only find a single pokemon, but it's a Vulpix! Good!

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    I name her Kurama and feel blessed with this lucky encounter.

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    Now nothing can stop me from beating Burgh right?

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    After training in the sewers, I encounter a doctor who heals my team, which is looking pretty good right now.

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    The only sad thing is that Gastly doesn't learn Shadow Ball untill lvl 29 and Haunter on lvl 33.


    As I'm making my way out of the sewers I encounter A SHINY ZUBAT!

    I've never had a shiny pokemon in any of my playthroughs. Ever.

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    I catch it and invoke shiny clause so I can use it during this nuzlocke.

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    [​IMG]Josh lvl 24
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    [​IMG]Danny lvl 22
    [​IMG]Hilton lvl 17
    [​IMG]Elijah lvl 17

    Part 6
    Since almost my entire team was freshly caught, I needed to do some serious training on these scrubs.

    Judging by the sign, this seemed like just the place!

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    I'm also giving Elijah a Soothe Bell and not giving anyone an Exp. Share because I don't want the exp to be spread around too much.


    THIS BITCH JUST GAVE ME A FIRE STONE THANK YOU!

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    Kurama leans Flamethrower at lvl 34 so I'm gonna have to hold out on evolving it a little bit TT_TT


    I'm gonna be beating some clerks. Look how scared these whimpy weaklings are.

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    Love sending this thing out with the sparkles.

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    Elijah's first blood.

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    This is going good.

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    ELIJAH IS DOING WORK

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    Josh crit a Marill and Azumarill lel

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    Yea, everyone in this building is weak.

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    Apparently I'm fighting the son of the owner of this company.


    Eevee, Slowpoke and Mr. Mime were all easily beaten by Josh while switching Elijah in and out.

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    Battle company was no problemo.

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    I'm strolling around the city and enter a cafe. Wattson reminds me that I missed Brawly in Virbank. Wonder where he is.
    (it's almost as if we're making out in a romantic cafe in this shot)
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    Found you!

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    He was easy enough to beat. Just a shame I had to do everything with Josh because the others were too frail and lacked the OHKO power. A lot of them had Thunderpunch and Ice Punch so switching between Elijah and Josh was a no no.

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    Third stage of Elijah's training is beating Burgh's silly bug gym trainers.

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    Weird place here.

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    The level difference is noticeable...

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    Haha he missed Bug Bite and I crit him!


    Bye Burmy!

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    This Pinsir might pose a problem.

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    Good thing Josh has Dragon Rage.

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    The ALMIGHTY Elijah evolved from that battle!

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    Giving Kurama some love too.

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    Beautifly gives a lot of exp.

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    Nasty crit from air cutter almost gave me a heart attack here.

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    After defeating the pathetic bugs, Kurama and Elijah succesfully caught up to Josh.

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    Still some levels away from Burgh's pokemon...


    Going to route 4 for training and catching an extra pokemon.

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    HEEEREEEE WEEEE GOOOOOO


    It's cute little Sandile!
    Dark is my favourite type so I'm very happy to catch her. I name her Minako because she can be a crocodile sometimes.
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    I will have to do a whole lot of grinding to get Minako up to par with my team that is already too low for Burgh.

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    I can't go any further and there are no Audino in the sand.

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    I beat every single trainer now, so now I have to grind on wild pokemon ._.

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    I went back to the virbank complex to train on Audino and after 200 years Danny gained a lvl.

    I then gave him my only rare candy just to get him to lvl 25 and be done with it.

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    I can not handle to see another Audino in my life right now, so i'm heading straigh to Burgh.

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    My battle strategy:

    1) Accelgor can't do shit to Elijah

    2) Masquerain ded to Josh (Strength is Rock-type, remember?)

    3) Scyther ded to Josh

    4) Vespiquen ded to Josh

    5) Escavalier should be a 2hko by vulpix thx to Occa berry. Hope Giga Impact doesn't crit or something ridicilous.

    6) Leavanny ded to Elijah


    I definitely have a type advantage here, so hopefully I can exploit it.


    Le we has arrived in ze weird paint room wiz le spaider webs.

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    This bitch starts bragging about how great his pokemon are

    LEHGOOOOOO

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    For some reason Faggoty McFaggot sets up the rain. I do like 70% with a wing attack.

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    Focus Blast does pitifull damage as I easily take out Accelgor.

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    In comes his brother Escavalier. Is that what the rain was for?


    I stay with my mindset to go into Kurama. But I will go for a w-o-w first.

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    I definitely would NOT have been able to take that Giga Impact without landing the burn. (Kurama has Leftovers)

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    I have a problem now. The combination of rain and Occa berry make my Flame Burst do less than the burn damage.

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    My best bet is to heal and live another attack.


    Giga Impact again does massive damage but he now has to recharge. I imagine at this point he's going to use a potion.

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    Nice waste, faggot.

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    The Damp Rock keeps the rain going... Have to use another Super Potion.

    This time he misses Giga Impact and the rain stops! Game over Escavalier. Game over.

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    In comes Masquerain so I go to Josh, even with an Intimidate I should be able to OHKO with Strength, right?

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    PSYCHE, MASQUERAIN ISNT FLYING ANYMORE!

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    I get hit by an Icy Wind, so I'm -1 att and -1 speed right now.

    Giga Drain heals him to a range where strength doesn't KO.


    I'm deciding to Sack Hilton and get a healing opportunity and get back in with Josh with fresh stats to have an easier time with his team.

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    Succes. Le Moxie boost activated.

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    He is sending in Leavanny but I can taste a sweep coming. I decide to stay in and hope I can take it's attacks.

    He SD's on his focus sash and does a lot with leaf blade, but I tank it. (close call actually, wtf)

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    I am able to heal on Scyther (who uses bug bite) and continue to OHKO him and Vespiquen with Strength. All hail the almighty Joshu sweep.


    Gleat succes!

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    The next battle vs Colress won't be so easy, as there I will have a type disadvantage with his electric spam. Something tells me Minako has some training to do.


    [​IMG]Josh lvl 28
    [​IMG]Elijah lvl 28 - Notice how my pokemon have big mouths
    [​IMG]Kurama lvl 27
    [​IMG]Danny lvl 25
    [​IMG]Minako lvl 18

    Part 7
    Last time I decided I need to train my newest companion a bit in the arts of pokemon battling by making her gain experience.

    Sandile looks funny.
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    Assurance only has 10 pp so you can only imagine how much I had to go back and forth to the pokecenter.


    At lvl 27 the exp gain is minimal.

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    Ah yes, our unholy deity learns Crunch on lvl 28! Alas, it is a ground move that I need and it looks like I will have to combat Colress with a weakly Sand Tomb. At least I can OHKO these Audino now.

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    This is the monster that we're going to be facing.

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    Finally Minako evolves into the Egyptian sand goddess that is Krokorok. In the time that it took, Moses could've crossed the great desert back and forth while walking on his hands.

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    I have two options with Minako:

    1) Grind to lvl 33 or so (idr) to learn Dig and sweep through Colress

    2) Don't grind and face a really tough battle and almost certainly my untimely demise



    I also have a secret second plan which involves the premature evolution of Vulpix into the egyptian Sun Goddess Ra.

    This sadly means that she will not be able to learn other moves naturally and is stuck with this.

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    On the other hand, with her godly Drought ability and stat increases she has the means to melt Colress' pokemon into buckets.

    Which is funny because buckets will be USELESS with the Drought. USELESS!

    *Cue epic music*
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    I'm scared. Can he see me?

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    Fag is using an iPad.

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    The Sun Goddess dispells the evil sandstorm so my pokemon won't be harmed.

    He's inevitably going to paralyze me with Thunder Wave but there is nothing I can do about that.

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    Sturdy activates and he gives me the yellow present. At this point he'll probably use a potion so I'm just gonna attack again.

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    I am correct and we arrive at the same situation. Should I be cheeky and switch in Minako to get the moxie boost?

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    That is exactly what I do!

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    Great succes. I have two moxie sweepers now :]

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    He's gonna send in Rotom-S. I'm gonna calc what +1 crunch does LOL


    So apparently Crunch should be a 2hko and signal beam won't kill me....

    I don't know what the IVs are or if the opponents have EVs in this game.

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    HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH???!! Is this my first crit in the game?


    I just realized a super effective sand tomb does less than a crunch on Metang. I don't have a fucking reliable ground stab on this.

    Metang comes in and I should be able to take any hit from it. So here it goes.


    He dropped my speed with Bulldoze nooooooo. Still should be able to outspeed.

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    I do NOT outspeed but I am able to take an Iron Head.

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    In comes Porygon2 whose best attack is tri attack. It has an eviolite so bulky motherfucker.

    I don't want to switch out my +3 so im just going to heal and see how much he does.


    I don't take it well :( (I realize I am at the same hp as the picture before, but I did use a Lemonade)

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    Kurama takes it a lot better after healing and lefties and stuff.

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    I have to use confuse ray and will-o-wisp lol.

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    He hits himself twice in confusion, the hax gods are on my side.

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    Kurama did an amazing job and it is looking like a victory for me. His last is Klink.

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    GET ONE-HIT-KO'D BITCH, TELL ME HOW IT FEELS!!

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    I end up defeating Colress without any casualties and using only Kurama and Minako.

    I have to say I did not expect it to go so smoothly. I got a bit lucky with the crit on Rotom, but I also had to deal with crits in the past. So you see that not everything goes as you might expect, I certainly thought I would've been able to sweep Roxie and I thought I would have a way harder time with Colress.

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    I forgot to mention I had a Scope Lens on Minako so that's why I crit :]]]] I am a tactical mastermind.

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    Now that I finally overcame this tremendous foe, what new challenge awaits me as I am about to descend into the abyss?

    Find out in the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!

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    [​IMG]Minako lvl 30
    [​IMG]Kurama lvl 29
    [​IMG]Josh lvl 28
    [​IMG]Elijah lvl 28
    [​IMG]Danny lvl 25

    Part 8
    Last time we left off we beat Colress and were heading toward the desert. I plan to do some training with Danny because he's a couple of levels behind.

    First thing I come across in these ancient ruins are a bunch of toddlers who failed their english exam.

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    Your face will be a roo-in after I'm done with you.

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    I like playing with Kurama because the sand dissapears :] this ability will save my life against Clay.

    I probably just gave these plants chlorophyll :]

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    I found some TMs and look at that move set I got now!

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    I hope this thing doesn't have pursuit... those are the random things that you have to watch out for in this nuzlocke.

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    Danny gains exp extremely fast.

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    Gelloo to you too, Mr. Roggenrola.

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    Holy shit a Braviary. We already caught Minako in this route though :[

    It's probably lvl 30 so let’s not mess with it.

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    This Illumise caught me off guard because it's part electric. Anything in this game can surprise you.

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    Just after that a Miltank used Bide and if I didn't have Dragon Rage on Josh something coulda died. Always be on your toes!


    After the next fight a really joyous moment occurs, I had a feeling this would happen soon and I was right on the money!

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    Elijah is now a badass shiny Crobat. I'm so fucking happy with this :]

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    I decide to check out the local desert resort because I still need a 6th pokemon on my team.

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    But first let’s check out this hot nurse :J


    You look BOOM as fuck! Wanna frickly frack?

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    I beat her very easily and now it is time to encounter my 6th team member.

    Hello little one! I already have a Fire type but that's okay :3
    Although you're pretty frail so you'll most likely die, lel.
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    She has hustle too, so I'm not very keen on using her atm.

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    Josh please go learn a Water move.

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    PINK CROBAT SO F*CKING KEWL|@#{

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    Underground ruins (roo-in?). Time for another pokemon to catch x)

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    Everything is running very smoothly now. My team is looking good and I'm just rushing through these trainers with little effort.

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    FUCK I RAN AND GOT SWALLOWED UP

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT A LARVESTA|#@#[{^{ HAHAHAHA THAT DARUMAKA IS GETTING BOXED!!!

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    Oh my god I hope I'm able to catch it. The catch rate is probably 0.0001%

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    NYEEEES! I'm fucking ecstatic! With the combination of my two sun goddesses I will be unstoppable! Muahahahahaaa!

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    The odds of encountering Larvesta on the bottom floor (so I already was lucky not to encounter anything on the upper floor) was 1% omg.


    Before I finish all the trainers in the resort, I wanna hurry to the pokemon center and pick up my Larvesta.

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    Scene will profit heavily from Kurama setting up the sun.

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    LEVEL FIFTY-FUCKING-NINE??! Omg this thing doesn't evolve untill the end of the game.

    PS:I only found this out afterwards

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    First kill. What's a polar bear doing in the desert anyway?

    Turns out I only left out two trainers. But exp is exp.

    Aaaah Nimbasa City!!

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    I see a cute little girl being harrassed by two perverts so I do what any gentleman would do and join in help her out by defeating them in a pokemon battle!

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    Pretty high levels e.e

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    Flame burst does jack all to Eelektross and her Servine misses slam and gets OHKOd by Chandelure.

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    So next she sends in a Simipour while the sun is up. She must be a fucking genius.


    I get fucking paralyzed as I'm about to Hex Chandelure. Now it's literally 2v1 omg.

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    So my Hex doesn't do shit and Chandelure can 2hko me.

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    I manage to confuse Chandelure and burn Eelektross, oh my lord. Time to spam potions until something dies.

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    This was very close and scary.

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    Gets fucking paralysed twice in a row.

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    Make that three, I used so many Lemonades on this battle. Why can't my battling partner be fucking competent for once?


    He takes the Hex on that low amount of health, why is Chandelure so bulkyyy?

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    Oh my lord I get crotted and barely hang on!

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    Finally, I am in tears from this battle ;-;

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    I hope i have to never battle with that bitch again.


    Now there's a lot of stuff to do, but I think I'll go catch a pokemon at route 5 first.

    Then smack all the trainers there and in route 16 and the sport stadiums.


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    Thank you person with a strange green hat.

    I am permitted one pokemon from a hidden grotto, so if it's good im getting it :]

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    I'm not catching a Munchlax because I think I can get better stuff.

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    I catch a Natu on route 5, which is kinda meh.

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    My first encounters in route 16 are a Liepard and Gothita

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    Gothita is Psychic/Dark now and gets Magic Bounce so why not?

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    Neither Natu nor Gothita has Magic Bounce lol.

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    After defeating all the trainers, I enter the mysterious forest for more pokemon catching :]

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    Instead of a pokemon, I catch 6 eggs.

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    Scene is doing pretty well.

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    Holy shet

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    Hopefully there is a good pokemon in here!

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    ... only some mulch, fuck

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    Decided to check out the fare and there is a chick wanting to battle me.

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    Easy kill

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    She wants to ride the ferris wheel with me, I think she's hitting on me...

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    I'm enjoying the scenery alright... o.o

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    Game freak is weird sometimes

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    Next up, I'm going to the roller coasters and train Minako vs these electric type users :]

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    There were only two trainers but they gave lots of exp.

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    One of Elesa's goonies is there and she told me she's off to the fashion show.

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    I have some grinding to do because I'm fairly electric weak and she has some Krokorok counters.

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    That is going to be an exciting battle before that huge crowd.


    [​IMG]Minako lvl 35
    [​IMG]Kurama lvl 32
    [​IMG]Josh lvl 31
    [​IMG]Elijah lvl 31
    [​IMG]Danny lvl 32
    [​IMG]Scene lvl 31

    Part 9
    After preparing for my fashion show with Elesa I think I have the necessary experience to take on this diva. I can't catch any new pokemon so it's not gonna get any better than this. I left Josh and Elijah in the box because they're not gonna do anything in an electric gym. In fact they might even get hurt. And that's a nono.

    I brought along Molk and Pie for death fodder :]

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    Let's take a deep breath... here it goes!

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    My heart is pumping from the sick beat. Time to get on the catwalk.

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    "Are you ready" the music goes as I challenge the first model.

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    I easily sweep all of my foes with Minako and her Moxie ability.

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    Minako decides she looks a little bleak among all those models so she has an extreme makeover done!

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    Badass.

    Now for the main attraction!

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    Let's do this!

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    Emolga vs Minako no contest since I have Strength.

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    Fucking Static @[#{^[^

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    Next is Lanturn with an air balloon so I have to switch.

    I think I'm going to molk to heal Krook and maybe break the balloon.

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    Molk coming through with the balloon destruction!!

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    Lanturn missed a Hyrdo Pump. Since he's using it I can't switch directly into Minako.


    Dirty Lanturn crits my Molk and he dies ;~; he fought valiantly like a true warrior and did what was required of him. He will always be engraved into my memory. Rip in pie Molk.

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    Minako rules this battle and takes out Lanturn, will he be able to OHKO Ampharos?

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    He does!!

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    Next comes Galvantula and he has a focus sash. I'm 5 levels higher than him so I'm confident about taking a Bug Buzz tbh.


    I take it decently well and I think I am just about ready to clean up Luxray and Zebstrika.

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    Luxray has Intimidate but I'll be already at +3.


    In comes Zebstrika and now I'm second guessing myself because this thing could be faster...

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    Holy shit it's base 116, Zebstrika is definitely faster.


    I'll switch to Kurama to take the Overheat.


    Haha I thought this would do more in the sun.

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    Zebstrika volt switches into Luxray. Not afraid.

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    He volt switches as well and gets a crit but I get a burn off on Zebby.

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    These niggas are having a volt switch orgie...


    Zebstrika dies to its wounds and it's Luxray vs the world now.

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    Time to put this puppy down.

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    Great succes!

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    I love Krookodile, she's amazing :}


    Once again I impressed all the ladies in the room and I receive my 4th gym badge.

    Just another Tuesday night for Sasuke Uchiha.

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    Minako has a huge lead on the others now.

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    I was just about to cross the charizard bridge as Winter was fapping to Team Plasma again.

    As always I have to swoop in and save his ass.

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    ezpzlmnsqz

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    Oh god it's story time again...

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    I actually DON'T want to learn about triple battles because they screw me over.

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    Don't you go breaking my heart, Charles!

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    The fight went a lot better than I expected, especially since I just sent out random pokemon.

    He didn't even get to attack :]

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    Joshu finally learns a water move x)

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    Caught a Hoppip on the bridge, lel

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    ...or not

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    Driftveil city is a big metropole right now and there's all kinds of shit going on. The ex-team plasma people like to run their mouth and they want me to go check them out or something.

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    Holy shit I was not expecting a battle.

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    Down doggy, down! o.o

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    Aaaah no problem.

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    ez

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    I don't have room in my party for this Zorua and I cba to make room. Why can't you just transfer it to my box game freak??

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    Time to check out what pokemon I can catch in here.

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    It's a bambi!

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    Zekrom the cute little bambi person.

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    Now that I'm looking at my team, a Grass type would be usefull... especially for the last gym, where I'm kinda weak to water.


    Anyway, time to call it a day. I'm excited to get Surf because I'll be able to go to a cool cave and also evolve my Haunter and get Sludge Wave in the Castelia Sewers. Unfortunately that has to wait until I defeat Clay :[ A Gengar would've been very helpful there.


    [​IMG]Minako lvl 41
    [​IMG]Kurama lvl 37
    [​IMG]Josh lvl 36
    [​IMG]Elijah lvl 35
    [​IMG]Danny lvl 37
    [​IMG]Scene lvl 36

    Part 10
    Hello everyone. When we left off we just arrived in Driftveil City, the home of the Ground type gym leader Clay. So it seems logical to box Scene for Zekrom, at least for this gym.. Clay has rock moves on almost every poke and we don't want our little Egyptian princess to die before she evolves from larva to queen now do we? I need a Grass move to take down his Seismitoad anyway, otherwise it's gonna be a big pain.

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    Looks like the only preparation for this gym fight I'm getting is the gym trainers.

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    I'm about to descend into Clay's murky, cold, camp basement where he keeps his child slaves to mine coal.

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    The grown up mine workers try to chain my ankles and hand me a pickaxe but Zekrom is able to defeat them.

    Zekrom sees his hard work in the coal mines rewarded by getting an evolution!

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    I clear out all of the alaskan coal miners in the gym, but my team isn't ready at all so I have to grind :/

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    Soon children, soon I will free you.

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    During my training, I come accros a laboratory in the woods.

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    I defeat all of the scientists by disproving the theory of evolution! 8)

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    This one in particular wants to give me a Porygon, but again he is unable to.

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    I use this little cabin as a safehouse during my training in the woods. The wife makes a lovely stew pie and is good in bed too.

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT that's a Zapdos.... Best leave it alone o.o;

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    I didn't know I could already enter this cave. I'm going to catch something and hope it will help me out against Skyla since there are a lot of Steel and Electric types here. Yeah I'm planning ahead guys.

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    Hmm... Klink...

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    Josh is learning Rain Dance, which would be really helpful against Clay, but I don't immediately see a move I want to remove.

    So I don't do it ^.^

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    (some irl time later)

    I think I didn't touch this locke for a couple days now.


    It's been so long since I've touched this Nuzlocke that it's become Autumn and it's raining. So Josh can OHKO the Audino with Aqua Tail ^.^ Maybe if I wait long enough it would rain in Clay's gym too...

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    Elijah is only lvl 36 and I don't wanna grind anymore, really. He can't do anything in the gym so I put him safely in the box and swapped him for death fodder, Lois the Natu. My team is some levels behind Clay, despite all the intense grinding.

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    So we will most likely die a gruesome death in Clay's basement.

    Psyche! I remembered I could get a free Porygon and decided to check it out.

    This thing is shiny even o.o

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    I backtracked to Castelia City because I missed the Eviolite apparently.

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    I had an Up-Grade sitting in my backpack and suddenly BOOM! I have a bulky Duck.

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    It's still level 30 though and I have already grinded so much...

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    After 25 years of grinding, my team looks thusly:

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    I think I'm good enough to beat Clay now.

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    The plan is to lead off with Zekrom the Sawsbuck (who got a new hair do this month) and 2hko the Hippo with Energy Ball.

    Zekrom shall subsequentally take a Fire Fang in a very heroic fashion and kill the very fat Hippo, leaving room for Kurama to come in and vanquish the evil sandstorm, so that my pokemon might thrive in the everlasting sun. (even though Josh doesn't like the sun)

    Bring it on, you redneck!

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    All of the training in the forest finally paid off and Zekrom nimbly dodged the slow Hippo's fiery biting attack.

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    It's a 2hko! So far so good.

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    He's gonna send in Nidoking, which is a full on standard BW2 UU set. I'm confident I can outspeed him with Josh because I have speed EVs and used Swift Wings on him from the Charizard Bridge.

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    I got that moxie boost and he's gonna send out Golurk now! Kind of a weird move on him, the only way this can go wrong is if I miss Aqua Tail.

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    That is NOT the case and Josh IS TEARING IT UP IN THIS PLACE. I didn't expect this to go so smoothly.

    He sends out Krookodile and I outspeed and kill again, lel.

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    Josh decides he wasn't already awesome enough and learns Dragon Dance.

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    I don't really know what's going on, he literally hasn't sent out the two pokemon that can handle Gyarados.

    In comes Excadrill and I don't want to risk him critting me with a Rock Slide, so I have to switch out.

    The goddess of the sun, Kurama drives away the sand and burns Clay's whackamole with the sun's rays.

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    My hair gives me super strength!

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    COMING THROUGH!!

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    I defeat the fat redneck in his underground dungeon thanks to Josh' sweepiness and Zekrom's Bold nature.

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    Minako will like that TM.

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    Clay feels awfully embarrassed that he was defeated by two young whippersnappers and he wants to show us the PWT.

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    I have a pretty nice selection of mons now. I really don't know who to put in my party at the moment...

    Zekrom seems like a logical choice to leave out, because the next gyms are flying and dragon.

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    For now I'm going with Elijah because I need to fly back to castelia city :]

    But it looks like Clay doesn't wanna give me Surf yet.

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    Aye, she be real purty captain' Clay.

    He forces me and Winter to participate even though I have better things to do.

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    Even pinching and biting?!

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    Why, being the champion is what I live for.

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    You know I'd never pass up a naked mud fight with you.

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    I don't think I have a choice. If I refuse the giant behind me is gonna manhandle me :[

    I don't really know what to expect from this.

    I'm in the quarterfinals already without having battled, gosh jolly. Argentina vs Belgium is about to commence.

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    LOL it looks like the PWT's levels haven't been scaled along with the rest of the hack.

    Now you guys can see what kind of grinding I have to do to keep along. Not gonna show the battles because this is embarrassing.

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    Winter please, this is already embarrassing enough for you.

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    I easily won their pathetic tournament.

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    Winter sees a Team Plasma member running about and naturally decides to follow him. As it turns out, their entire base of operations is inside a boat that happened to be docked right outside Driftveil.

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    Sir Quackalot is proving himself a valuable team member!

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    Even the double battles are a piece of cake today.

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    Their boss is suprised to see all of his henchmen bloody and beaten.

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    The Shadow Triad kicks us out of the boat somehow and that is that. They've made it apparent they want to use the legendary pokemon Kyurem to rule the world.

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    I need to find Clay again because I need HM Surf to get Sludge Wave and the Covenant Ore to evolve Haunter.

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    Uhm, only if you promise me to keep your pants on.

    OH IT'S CHEREN WHO GIVES YOU SURF, THANKS NERD.

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    Need surfslave.

    Upon checking my boxes, Josh is the only one who can learn Surf so it'll have to do.

    We're back in the place where it all began for Danny and Elijah.

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    I found a Black Sludge and a Life Orb, but still not what I wanted.

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    As it turns out, the items I so desired were not in the sewers at all, but in a secret exit outside!

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    The Covenant Ore is being guarded by three trainers, but I must have it e.e

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    As per usual I gave them all a well deserved beating.

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    And the item next to them were BlackGlasses, and not the Covenant Ore...

    After an hour of searching in the sewers I'm starting to think the document is wrong and there is no covenant ore...

    Okay so I cheated in order to get a Covenant Ore and evolve Danny into Gengar. He's at lvl 44, which means high time past evolving and the document said there should have been one so anyone who disagrees with this can suck my veiny cock.

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    [​IMG]Josh lvl 44
    [​IMG]Minako lvl 43
    [​IMG]Kurama lvl 43
    [​IMG]Danny lvl 44
    [​IMG]Quack lvl 43
    [​IMG]Elijah lvl 38

    Useful boxed pokemon:
    [​IMG]Zekrom lvl 44
    [​IMG]Scene lvl 36
    [​IMG]Clank lvl 29

    Part 11
    After a good night's rest and taking some time to relax and wander about the metropole that is Driftveil City I look at my badges with a proud smirk.

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    The next challenge to overcome is Skyla's Flying gym, so Zekrom and Scene are getting boxed.
    I'm sad about Scene not being able to shine as the Volcarona godess, but we have to be realistic here.

    I look at my map and I notice we're able to access a new area thanks to Surf: the Mistralton Cave.
    Catching a Rock type there will help our cause greatly in the road of becoming the Pokemon Champion.

    I am running toward the Mistralton Cave, really excited to catch a new partner as I stop right in my tracks when I heard a loud roar coming out of the trees.

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    At a lightning fast speed, the legendary pokemon Cobalion appeared before my feet. My eyes are wide open and I stand frozen in fear of this mighty pokemon.

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    He looks me in the eyes intensely and then runs off, as sudden as he had come. Apparently Rood was stalking my ass for some reason. He and the Elderly man were as shocked as I was.

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    Rood is suggesting that Cobalion appeared before me because it senses danger coming from Gethsis' plans and it wants my help.

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    Legendary pokemon are all over the place. Can it see me? o.o;

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    I reach the entrace of the cave, but I notice a Hidden Grotto beside it. I push my way forward between the bushes and find a Combusken sleeping.

    I challenge it to a battle and am surprised at its high level!

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    It has Speed Boost and I soon realize this pokemon could become a great ally.

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    It is using Bulk Up as I keep failing to catch it, but he revealed his entire moveset and is completely walled by Danny.

    I finally catch it and realize my dumbass should go buy more pokeballs.

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    Welcome to the team RudeStyle!

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    I eventually enter the infamous cave and I am aware of my every step because a pokemon could jump out at any time.

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    I encounter his fat hiker before I see any pokemon, though.

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    I easily dispose of him and keep looking around for the pokemon in this cave that have attained pseudo-legendary status.

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    Instead of a pseudo legendary, I encounter a cute little Aron :3

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    This little fella didn't put up much of a fight, I'm calling him Crum.

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    I traverse deeper into the cave.

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    Wow so THERE you were... Stupid document.

    In the Mistralton Guidance Chamber I encounter an Ursaring, so no pseudo legends for me :'(

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    I knight this beary maiden with the fair name Brienne.

    As you can see they both have a different encounter location :]

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    I'm gonna train Rudestyle and Crum a bit so that they can evolve. Then I'll have to make a choice of 6 pokemon to go into the Chargestone Cave with.

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    Rudestyle levels up very quickly and transforms into the magnificent Blaziken.

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    Crum is a little slower, but take a look at that moveset though?

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    Crum also evolves and his dreams of one day growing into a big cookie are looking to be one step closer.

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    [​IMG]Josh lvl 44
    [​IMG]Minako lvl 44
    [​IMG]Kurama lvl 43
    [​IMG]Elijah lvl 38
    [​IMG]Rudestyle lvl 37
    [​IMG]Crum. lvl 33

    Useful boxed pokemon:

    [​IMG]Danny lvl 44
    [​IMG]Quack lvl 43
    [​IMG]Zekrom lvl 44
    [​IMG]Scene lvl 36
    [​IMG]Brienne lvl 36
    [​IMG]Clank lvl 29

    Part 12
    I'm trying to piece together a 6 man squad for the Chargestone Cave. I notice I could have an awesome fire team if I trained Olivia and Scene to a Darmanitan and Volcarona. I even have a Life Orb to give to Olivia. I'm too lazy to do that though, this game requires enough grinding as it is :P

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    I decide to bring Zekrom along because what if there are scary Gravelers and such? Sir Quackalot is already a beast so he doesn't mind missing out on the exp for this trip.

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    Here we are once again.

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    Looks like I have to push these magnetic stones around to make a path for myself.

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    Some girl from Roxie's band got lost in this cave I think. God I still have bad memories about her...

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    Koffing is always smiling :]

    Ey look a blue haired dude.

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    Wow this sounds like a surprise triple battle! o.O;

    Hmmm the only thing I'm fearing is a Bug Buzz from Galvantula on Minako or an EQ from Chlorophyll Sawsbuck.

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    I actually outspeed all of his mons, even Kurama is faster than Galvantula. My team is just too good.

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    I also find out that Sludge Wave attacks all 5 pokemon.

    FUCK I just now notice I didn't give Crum the exp. share ;~;

    I walk around sad now and I encounter two gold miners. I rob them off their gold because money equals happiness. Nuggetaboutit!

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    Danny slays the mythical bananabeard creature.

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    I give Minako a Carbos because I want her to outspeed Skyla's Archeops. Might be wishful thinking.

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    I find another doctor to heal my crew and everything is going reaaallly smoothly. Crum kills his Blissey which gives 8000 exp lol.

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    Professor Juniper sent me a callgirl to relieve me from my stress on this strainous journey.

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    Hmm yeah... that's the spot Bianca.

    I find TM Thunderbolt and Flash Cannon. If Klinklang was a special attacker I would certainly use him now lol.

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    This hiker tricked me into sending out Zekrom and then uses a fire type!

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    Now I encoutner a blue haired girl! Sigh, this is probably the surprise rotation battle?

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    Surprise! And she's using all the Unova starters.

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    I never try to predict these rotation trainers because they do the weirdest shit. She just let her serperior die.

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    I dd up with Josh and easily dispose of the rest.

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    You're not earthquaking me with your Mold Breaker!
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    Don't worry dude, everyone copies their teams from Smogon.

    In other news, I'm still faster than a +2 Klang, so that's good I guess.
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    Crum is growing very well in this cave.

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    And from the electric Chargestone Cave I step outside into the rainy Mistralton City.

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    Professor Juniper was waiting for me to arrive and we finally meet in person!

    She is impressed by the length of my penis and promptly rewards me with a Master Ball.

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    Suddenly a voice calls out from afar and it turns out to be the Mistralton Gym Leader, Skyla!

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    She tells me she's excited to battle a strong opponent such as me and hopes I'll challenge her gym.

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    I can't help but stare at her ass as she runs off, she seems to almost be flying.

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    Juniper told me she was visiting the Celestial Tower so I decided to go check it out.

    I'll have to cross the rainy route 7 first.

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    I try to cross the grassy plains by walking on the balancing bars above but I fall off and land on a Zebra!

    He's angry and attacks me!

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    Zebra might be a valuable asset against Skyla, but we'll see about that.

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    Next I get challenged to a battle by a youngster I couldn't even see over the grass!

    Who let the dogs out huh?

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    Yes I am indeed the best.

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    Yeah, this is happening!

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    Crum evolved into a giant cookie and his defense is by far the highest stat of all my pokemon.

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    I'm currently starting this nuzlocke again after some time and I feel lost.

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    Oh you conveniently have a Raichu in the rain right? I think I know what is coming...

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    Tsk, that's the weak variant. Pussy.

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    And I mistook you for a challenge!

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    I pick up a pokeball, but it's not a pokeball at all! I HAVE BEEN RUSED

    ... BY A SHINY FOONGUS LMAO!

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    I never encounter shinies, what is happening? So now I catch two things this route :P

    Yeah it kinda looks like a Master Ball this way. Extra rusing abilities for unsuspecting trainers.

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    I name him amg and I feel like actually using this thing, because it's so funny to just randomly encounter a shiny Foongus.

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    Well then that's no place for me huehue.

    We're fighing a pre schooler and I am about to get very upset because of this blue thing that is laughing in my face. This is THE pokemon to lose teammembers to in nuzlockes.

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    But I crit him and everything is alright ^.^

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    Well, I lay on my kitchen counter and pretend to be a banana.
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    All these pokemon I wanna use AAAAARGH!

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    In the next exciting episode of Dragonball Z, we explore the Celestial Tower!

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    Jk I'll let you guys see my encounter ^.^

    THANK YOU SEXY PROFESSOR!!
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    Goodbye Little Green, you probably will never be used.

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    See ya next time!

    [​IMG]Josh lvl 45
    [​IMG]Minako lvl 47
    [​IMG]Kurama lvl 45
    [​IMG]Danny lvl 45
    [​IMG]Quack lvl 44
    [​IMG]Crum. lvl 43

    Useful boxed pokemon:

    [​IMG]Rudestyle lvl 41
    [​IMG]Zekrom lvl 44
    [​IMG]Elijah lvl 38
    [​IMG]Scene lvl 36
    [​IMG]amg lvl 36
    [​IMG]Zebra lvl 36

    Part 13
    Ah, 13, my lucky number.

    We find ourselves in the Celestial Tower where we left off. I didn't know people buried their pokemon in graves. I store them in my computer, personally. Hell, half of these graves must be filled because of me :J

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    We are just starting off and this Poliwrath is Belly Drumming on us already.

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    And then proceeds to use Mud Shot... At least his trainer doesn't have to go far to bury him now.

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    Next he sends out a Poliwrath that crits Quack-a-lot, the nerve of this guy.

    Luckily Josh is there to teach him some manners.

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    A Reuniclus just used Dizzy Punch on me, are these trainers getting easier? Or are they luring me into a false sense of security e.e

    Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee!

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    These nurses follow me around everywhere.

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    After climbing like three floors or so I finally reach the top. This is where the bell must be that soothes all the dead pokemon.

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    Aaaaand nothing happens. I guess I'm supposed to do this after the gym battle...

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    Let’s explore ahead anyway!

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    My mom is ringing me! Good thing she reminds us it's her because we don't know what she looks like?

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    I'm standing in the rain catching a cold!

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    They're like the family I never had.

    I found a lot of clowns to play and train my pokemon with.

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    At the end of the route I find an enormous mountain pass.

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    So you're an elite four, but you're on guard duty for this mountain entrance? Looks like no one is challenging the E4 right now...

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    I guess all that remains is preparing my team for a battle against Skyla McHotPants.

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    Let’s take a look at her team

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    All of the gym leaders before this have been single battles. But as you can see this is a triple battle; which makes it insanely difficult to make it out alive without any casualties. Another thing you'll notice is that her 4 first pokemon all have a 4x super effective move against Crum.

    My plan is to put Minako in the middle so I can Discharge with Quack without hurting my own team.

    ... I think that somewhat resembles a plan.

    But as you can see my main cats are missing some levels on her. So it's back to the training grounds yo!

    My finger hurts from holding the tab button to speed up the training.

    The Lucky Egg really really helps though.

    At lvl 42 Crobat learns Poison Fang and from now on he only learns Haze and Air Slash. Crobat fucking sucks guys.

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    amg the Audino slayer!

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    Yaaaaaay

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    Scene finally evolves into the Sun Goddess Volcarona and learns Quiver Dance!

    At lvl 49 she will learn Bug Buzz and finally be useable.

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    Oh goodie.

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    Now let’s put her safely in the box, away from the Flying Gym.

    I hate the look of this place already.

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    HOOOLLLYYYY SHIIIIIIIT

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    YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, I COULD HAVE DIED

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    That sounds a little dangerous, doesn't it?

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    Good thing time magically stops when we're having a battle.

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    Haha this would be a really silly move for a nuzlocke!
    Or would it? O.o

    I think I just broke my back against that wall... Skyla doesn't like fair competition.

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    Time to take a deep breath and do this thing!

    Don't try to distract me, we're gonna have a pokemon battle and nothing else!

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    This will probably be a bit chaotic.

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    OKAY ARCHEOPS DOESNT DIE TO A FUCKING HARD STONE BOOSTED STRENGTH AND IT U-TURNS ON MINAKO.

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    Josh dragon dances.

    Gliscor Earthquakes and Minako is at half health...

    Braviary uses Trash aaaaaaaand he chooses Minako off all things... she dies ;-;

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    WHY DID YOU ALL HAVE TO GANG UP ON HER!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Quack Discharges and Braviary is at half health now.

    I have trouble deciding who to switch in now...

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    I'm gonna go with Danny so he can take out Braviary immediately. Josh can kill Gliscor and Swanna will be free to attack unfortunately :/

    Since Quack has nothing to do this turn I'm gonna use him to X Sp Def Josh lol. I've never used one of these before.

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    FUCK I FORGOT SLUDGE WAVE ATTACKS EVERYONE! Fuck it, yolo.

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    Josh kills Gliscor, Swanna sets up a Tailwind like a bitch, Braviary SURVIVES Sludge Wave but targets Danny with Trash, Skyla switches in Togekiss.

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    FUCK HYPER POTION

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    Uhm so Swanna Hurricanes Porygon, because apparently she can reach over the entire field. Togekiss then Aura Spheres him and it's over for the little duckling.... ;~;

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    Josh kills Swanna and Sludge Wave does shit to Braviary and Togekiss.

    I'm sending out Crum and she sends out Archeops.

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    Josh avoids a Stone Edge from Archeops, aye caramba!

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    Crum protects himself from both Togekiss' Aura Sphere and Braviary's Superpower.

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    Josh savagely kills Togekiss and Danny mandhandles the nearsighted Archeops.

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    All she has left now is a Braviary on the left and a Mandibuzz on the right.

    Crum can live any hit because of Sturdy. Mandibuzz almost kills Danny with a Brave Bird and Braviary Superpowers Crum who doesn't even need his Sturdy.

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    Mandibuzz dies to Ice Fang from a +3 or 4 Josh, I don't even know anymore.

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    Lastly Crum finishes of Braviary with Strength. If only that thing had died in the beginning Sir Quackalot would not have perished in combat.

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    This was a tough fight, she killed two of my partners but I was able to get the best of her in the end :/ They fought bravely and this is how they wanted to die. Sword in hand.

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    I can't really be mad at her, it was a good match and I knew I'd lose pokemon in a triple battle. She's still cute and all.

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    Now it's time for a post-match blowjob so I will never forget this battle.

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    Oh baby you can have a ride on my plane anytime.

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    This was not the kind of blow job I was expecting!

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    Juniper says we have to go to Lantimas Town or whatever with the plane because we can't go thru Twist Mountain.

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    First let’s give these two a proper burial.

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    You'll always be in my heart

    Now for our new recruits!

    FUCK SYNERGY LETS GO FIIIIIRE.

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    Nah jk I need a Grass type because the last gym is Water. Silly Sasuke.

    [​IMG]Josh lvl 52
    [​IMG]Kurama lvl 50
    [​IMG]Danny lvl 51
    [​IMG]Crum. lvl 50

    Useful boxed pokemon:
    [​IMG]Rudestyle lvl 48
    [​IMG]Zekrom lvl 44
    [​IMG]Elijah lvl 42
    [​IMG]Scene lvl 44
    [​IMG]amg lvl 40
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    So part 4 is up now and interesting things happened as I challenge the second gym.
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    Part 5! See how I recover after the disaster at Roxie!
     
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    inigomontoya Slightly Less Well-Known Member

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    Good stuff! Will keep reading.
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    Thanks dude :]

    Put up part 6 where @EljayQuiz does some work.
     
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    Dr. Doom Long time hater of stall

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    Makes a great read, good luck in the future.

    I just downloaded this game now, picked Oshawatt because Serperior sounds completely OP (Contrary Draco Meteor).
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    Thanks a lot! :]

    Haha yeah, although I don't know if you would be able to abuse it since you learn Draco Meteor pretty late (so it could've already died if you're doing a nuzlocke.) And my Tepig didn't have its DW ability anyway.
     
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    Dr. Doom Long time hater of stall

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    Nah I'm not doing a nuzlocke on my first playthrough. How to Dream World abilities work in this game? It seems like there's just a chance of finding wild pokes with their DW abilities.
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    Lol yeah I think it's just a random chance. I got really lucky with Josh and Vulpix :]

    EDIT: Vulpix doesn't have Drought as its DW ability I just noticed lol
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    DOUBLE EDIT: Part 7 yaaaay
     
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    TraceofLife Lucky Strike

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    Nice nuzlocke :]
    Anyway how do you even download this thing lol
     
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    Dr. Doom Long time hater of stall

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    @TraceofLife

    This video should tell you what you need to know.


    Your team looks solid. Are you picking up any of the gift Pokémon?
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    Thanks, glad you like it!
    I didn't catch Victini or pick up any of the starter pokemon, because I think it's a little cheap. I might get a gift pokemon along the way though ;)
     
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    TraceofLife Lucky Strike

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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    In the next part I take on Gym Leader Elesa !
     
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    Dr. Doom Long time hater of stall

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    Great job, well done so far. I was going to recommend a Grass type, and I think Sawsbuck's one of the best ones in Gen 5 (and it isn't flat out broken like Serperior).
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    Yeah Sawsbuck is pretty cool and he actually gains experience relatively fast.
    Part 10 has been put up now and I immediately face off against the next gym leader ;p

    EDIT: Part 11 is up where I catch some new friends
     
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    Dr. Doom Long time hater of stall

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    Well done getting that Combusken - Speed Boost Blaziken is awesome.
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    Haha yeah, but he's staying on the bench for now lol. I have a lot of things too choose from. Part 12 is up!
     
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    VirajVora VirajVora...

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    Is this dead Sasuke ?
    I loved reading them...
     
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    Sasuke Uchiha God of tits and wine

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    Weeeeeelll if you loved reading them I guess I can update one more ;)

    I've been having exams and I've pretty much stopped playing pokemon soooo idk where this is gonna go :]
     
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