Yeah that's right everyone, it's time for a RAP BATTLE! Prepare your body for Duster and Kyrk to get at it, talk some trash and lay down some sick rhymes... you know, rap battle stuff. Let's do this! Oh right, deadline... 72 hours from this post at 12pm Saturday GMT 0
Multiple will be counted, though submitting only one is also fine, if maybe not optimal. We're not here to play Yugioh guys this is a POKEMON forum, only children play yugioh
I guess I'll start then: Oh my lord I don’t even know how I can muster, Being in the finals against some bitch named Duster, Now I just found out we have to do a rap battle, So I’ll hit you up with rhymes making your tiny brain rattle, You bash my essay writing when your writing's incoherent, As I swipe your girl away with my words of endearment, Ooh, what’re you going to do, trigger an allergy? I wouldn’t even sniffle in your stories of mythology, I'll keep knocking you down so you shouldn't even get up, All of the shit you'll write will just be fodder for my set-up, Now here’s a box of tissues for your future case of weeping, After I brush your dusty ass away from my sweeping.
ayyo kirk i see u twerking lookin like miley cyrus i'll kick yo ass to africa to catch ebola virus this be duster spittin rhymes at his fuckin finest i'll be chopping heads off, goin around like isis you're fake ass rapping is makin me feel sick man get the fuck outta here, get back to suckin cat dicks hell ive been here for years, aint seen a bigger whore i seen you blowin the judges and begging em for more you say i can't write, but i win every time and now look at this shit, bitch u can't even rhyme you ain't nuthin but shit in here cause i'm the leader now go and let that shit burn, fucked with your soul like ether
Results are here... and the winner of the PO talent show is... @Duster! Congratulations Duster on the victory, well done to Kyrk as well for a strong showing and making it all the way through to the finish. Good job to everyone who participated, I certainly enjoyed hosting it and I hope you all enjoyed playing as well.
If you've got any comments/feedback on the game and how it was run, feel free to let us know. I was hoping someone would come up with a neat challenge in signups, but I guess I wasn't too surprised that no-one did. We also had another challenge prepared, along the lines of best gaming screenshot, with best being anything from a high score in something to a really cool/funny image. That ultimately got cut because I didn't plan ahead all that far with the cutoffs, which meant I ended up with one too many challenges.
Congrats Duster, and thanks to all who participated, all of the top 4 were really good. Kyrk was my early favourite, but Duster started to dominate in the last few rounds.
thanks ortheore, notmafia, and nohairz for hosting gg kyrk rioku and other players all really good entries, thought i lost to kyrk for the final