[Other] PO Talent show [Duster wins!]

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Ortheore, Oct 14, 2014.

  1. Rioku

    Rioku Not again.

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    Dang I'm not done yet and deadline is soon.
    Ok so should I leave my picture? Or post ms paints Sora from NGNL?
     
  2. ajhockeystar

    ajhockeystar Proud Canadian

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  3. Rioku

    Rioku Not again.

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    aj for some reason that made me laugh so hard like I don't even know.
     
  4. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    PLS WAIT I HAVE AN ENTRY
     
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    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    [​IMG]
     
  6. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    Deadline is past, and I just realised I literally haven't updated the thread title since R1. Oh well.
     
  7. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    Results are in!

    Rudestyle- It's beautiful :)
    Rioku- That was pretty pro imo nice job
    Duster- Also pretty pro.
    Latimaster- Even after you explained I have no fucking clue what I'm looking at
    Kyrk- Abstract?! ABSTRACT?! I'm not feeling the joke that much but oh well
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    ajhockeystar- Not all that great tbh
    Nitrogen- I'd rather not
    Kyrk Such depth, I can't understand
    Rudestyle That picture is my life
    Rioku This was good, but funny > good
    Duster first entry was better
    Latimaster This was slightly less terrible than the other two
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    ajhockeystar At least you bothered to scan this in?
    Nitrogen Did you even try?
    Rioku - actually was a really good one :o
    Rudestyle - hehe bwoiii
    Kyrk - wow holy shit thats deep Oo
    Duster - i liked exploud :[
    ajhockeystar - not bad all around p average
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    Latimaster - fuck the illuminati
    Nitrogen - thats not even a drawing bro thats just two words you wrote out with a computer

    As you can see, ajhockeystar and Nitrogen are now eliminated. That means Rioku, Duster, Kyrk, Rudestyle and Latimaster are all through to the next round... which will be up shortly
     
  8. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    This next challenge is dedicated to everyone who objects to a tiering decision that has been made, or feels that if they were able to go ban-happy, that PO would be a much better place. Maybe you want to make moderator positions exclusive to HC members? Perhaps you would prefer to consult Tohjo Falls as your main source of opinions and discussion on suspect-worthy mons? Or maybe you'd actually *smirks* try and do a good job. Either way, now's your chance to become PO's supreme overlord... or at least explain why you'd be the best candidate!

    Your challenge for this round is to produce a speech to persuade everyone to make you PO's president. Try and sell your vision of the possibilities for PO, whether it be as a utopia of competitive pokemon, or some kind of comic dystopia. The choice is yours!

    Your deadline for this challenge is roughly 72 hours from this post on Monday 3rd 1pm GMT 0

    With 5 players left in the game, the magic number is 4. To advance to the next round, all you have to do is make the top 4 on 2/3 lists
     
  9. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    if u make me president I promise all main channels only Korean allowed
     
  10. Kyrk

    Kyrk KACAW

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    Hello fellow Pokemon-Online members and/or players,

    If you elect me as president, I will promise quite a few beneficial changes for our community:

    As you have long realized in both our and our opposing Smogon forums, every time a suspect thread is posted, the majority of the participating poster' arguments are completely and utterly stupid. To alleviate this, I propose an implemented forum feature what I would like to call "Audio Feedback". What Audio Feedback (AF) does is before someone is about to submit their shitpost, AF will return an audio recording of what they just typed. The intention of this is for users to preview how stupid they are about to sound should they submit that post, highly encouraging them to either make more intelligent arguments or to stop posting in general.

    Should they choose to ignore AF and submit their IQ-lowering post anyways for varied reasons, whether they are deaf (in which our team of developer(s) will promptly create a sign language alternative as we continue our progress in perfecting AF), have their Justin Bieber or Lincoln Park music overpowering AF in the background, or merely possess sheer ignorance, they will consequentially be greeted with an audio recording acknowledging their stupidity such as this or this. This will potentially discourage the shitposters from posting in the future from recognition of the harsh reality of how stupid and/or uneducated they are.

    Should I become elected and begin development of Project AF, we would be seeing the reduction of shitposting in suspect threads by anywhere between 75-90% by the end of 2015. This will simultaneously attract Smogon users tired of their shitposters in their 200,000+ forum member population, greatly increasing traffic to both our forum and simulator. Should this be successful, we will also plan to expand AF even further, creating a version for the IRC servers of our Pokemon-Online client targeted mainly towards the #Tohjo Falls and #Tournaments channels.

    I will extend upon this within time before the deadline. I'm slow and busy so couldn't add my other elaborate proposals.
     
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  11. VirajVora

    VirajVora VirajVora...

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    @Kyrk
    I wont vote you...
    If you stop stupid posters like [OG] Swanna Lady (who got her second ban ), whom would I laugh on continuously and wait for their more stupid posts ?
    I do not want Pokemon Online to become a library...
    You suck Kyrk...
    Go away...
     
  12. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    if u make me president i will remove all virajvora posts...
     
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  13. Rioku

    Rioku Not again.

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    Rioku for President of Pokemon Online

    This is no mere game of politics. This isn't a constant flame war between American politicians with mental disorders who cannot agree on the proper way to wear head underwear. No this is a far more important vice. This is the election of the president of Pokemon Online, the god of Pokemon.

    No mere mortal can take on the sheer responsibility of this position. Only a person who has trained in the mountains of Europe, journeyed far across the expanses of the Sahara, climbed the tallest mountain, swam to the deepest depths. No ordinary user can take on the roll of the man who will FOREVER CHANGE POKEMON AND THE COURSE OF HISTORY!

    But do not worry,
    [​IMG]

    As the immortal being of pure awesome that I am, I promise to take full control of Pokemon Online and john like no other. I promise that Mewomix would be made a forum admin in charge of approving all threads. I commit myself to the banning of any user who uses ellipses more than once in a row. I promise to allow the freedom of shitposting and to ascend this forum into the pinnacle of internet freedom and to stand along side 4chan as the greatest site on the interwebs.

    Now I don't intend to sway you to my opinion with some fancy words such as these other 'poketicians.' I understand that the other contenders are entitled to their own opinions, and of course that's all well and good, but I can't help it if their opinions are wrong. I mean seriously guys,

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    I will instead present to you the only piece of information your worthless self ever needs to know:

    I am better than you are.

    #VoteRioku2k14
     
  14. RudeStyle

    RudeStyle A year late x D

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    RUDESTYLE 4 POKEMON PREZ 2014-WHEN SMOGON KILLS US
    Hello Loyal Pokemon Online players, and welcome to the best speech you will ever read ever in your entire life and in the history of the world. I have come to plead for my right to rule Pokemon Online with an unrelenting iron fist of fury for the blood of every random pokemon suspect poster - I have already thought of changes that will make Pokemon Online the best thing since reddit and 4chan.

    NUMBER 1:
    BAN ELLIPSES.

    WE MUST DO THIS. VIRAJ IS OUT OF CONTROL, VIRAJ USES MORE
    ELLIPSES THAN CHILDREN BEING BORN EVERY DAY. EVERYTIME I READ HIS POSTS I FEEL LIKE HE'S HEAVILY BREATHING BEHIND ME. For this I will elect my anti-ellipses chairman: @Nitrogen to purge this epidemic with the unholy power of Skarmpiss/Skafmpiss and Doj combined.

    [​IMG] - Nitrogen 2014

    NUMBER 2:
    DESTROY ALL CORRUPT&BIASED MODS FROM POKEMON ONLINE

    Yes it is true, Users of high "authority" have tried to bring down the only good thing on this nerd game and that is Hellfire Club. The Users who have given us the gems of content ( who should lead the youtube program because they are way better and less biased than the mods) like this:

    and

    Just to make the post bit more tidier heres the last bit:
    to this i also include that user rake receives a lifetime supply of garnier because he looks dry as fuck

    [​IMG] #PrayforRakesFace - Our soon to be ruler.

    I suggest that we demote all the staff and allow Rake rule PO along with his army of Hellfire Soldiers. I am not worthy of something that clearly belongs to Hellfire Club,,,

    NUMBER FREE:
    ACCEPT LORD PENGUIN INTO YOUR HEARTS

    Penguin is love, he is life. He decended from the heavens to Tap dance on all our sins and to gift us with sardines. He has learned the way of the MLG360noscoper and has defeated many Illuminaties such as Justin Beiber and Drake and Oprah, but alas the Japanese Whaling Boats were too strong for our prince as Wailmer betrayed Lord Penguin's trust. We must once a week have a global announcement praising the deeds of our saviour and make shrines for him, the best shrine allows the creator to become insta admin. While the Worst are forced to wait for @MeowMix to ever fucking update his sheep games.

    and Number four is to make ThatMushroom leader of Every tier on PO. 8^)

    Conclusion:
    I am the only way, I am the best way, I am RudeStyle, You are peasant not worthy of Penguins good deeds. But I can Change that, I will make PO a heaven for all the good things that the corrupt mods have tried to destroy such as Hellfire Club. ThatMushroom will clean up all our tiers and Nitrogen will save us from ellipses. Meowmix will run every game at top speeds and Rake will lead PO YT channel to +10,000,000,000 subscribers. I will lead us to this utopia and only @Ortheore / Cute User @NotMafia and AFK user @Epikhairz can ruin this by eliminating me.

    If you do not vote for me.
    You are a wailmer.
     
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  15. NotMafia

    NotMafia Miltank: Destroyer of Souls

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  16. RudeStyle

    RudeStyle A year late x D

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    im sorri master @NotMafia i will update,,,,
     
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  17. NotMafia

    NotMafia Miltank: Destroyer of Souls

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  18. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    r u kidding m8 thats my entry and then rudestyle totally shagged it
     
  19. VirajVora

    VirajVora VirajVora...

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    This is an invalid entry...
    Access denied...
    You die...
     
  20. Rioku

    Rioku Not again.

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    User VirajVora has been forum banned for excessive use of ellipses. The Rioku party staff is just johning that actual ban for a bit.
     
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  21. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    ortheore and notmadia are kind of poop so ill submit a real thing

    if im president ill
    • combine all channel into one
    • make main channel mahomie roleplay
    • remove all tier except ou and uber because the rest are shit
    • no girls allowed
    • no gorls allowed unless they give me number
    • no chinese allowed
    • no ortheore allowed
    • purge all the staff like Stalin did
    • no hax sunkern only metronome
    • ban meowmix because he is hotter than me
    • randomly ban people to frighten the pubic
    • forum games worst subforum remove
    • shutdown server and tell people to go to smogon
    • my mom
    • banned from r/pyongyang
    • BAN USERS RIOKU AND POOPSTYLE FOR CKPYING MY FAB STYLE
    • LOOK AT RIOKU HE PUT PICTURES AND SHIT AFTER SEEING MY FABULOIS PREVIOIS POST
    • WHATS RUDESTYLE
    • make all users join the hellfire clan
    • kkk hoods instead of pokeball icon
    • disable the fuckin likes on forum
     
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  22. Latimaster

    Latimaster Member

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    This is too long for me to do sry :<
     
  23. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    You know for some reason the first time I tried to post the forums did this weird thing where instead of space to enter text, I had one of the HC videos Rudestyle posted lol.

    Anyway- DEADLINE, RAGAMUFFINS
     
  24. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    Results are here and big surprises abound! ... Just kidding, I think we all know who is eliminated

    Rudestyle- Clear-cut winner imo. Those HC videos are fucking hilarious.
    Duster- Man fck gorls
    Kyrk- I feel like maybe I could use this sometimes :o
    Rioku- Not as good as the others tbh
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    Latimaster- rip

    All of you that made an entry were really good this roud. Was hard to rank

    Kyrk
    Rioku
    Rudestyle
    Duster
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    Lati

    Kyrk
    Rudestyle
    Duster
    Rioku
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    Latimaster

    As you can plainly see, Latimaster is eliminated! Shocking, I know. Oh well, the show must go on. Next round up shortly.
     
  25. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    There once was a user named Ortheore
    Whose talent show was never a bore
    Then Duster called for his ban
    Doing it publicly, like a man
    But still he came back for more.

    You know what that is? Utter shit A brilliant limerick! ...Ok maybe not, but whatever I tried so there.

    Guess what? Your challenge for this round is to create a funny limerick! It can be on anything you like, but if you're stuck for ideas, I'll come up with a prompt or something.

    Deadline is roughly 72 hours from this post at 1pm Friday GMT 0

    To make it through to the next round, you have to make the top 3 on 2/3 lists.

    Go nuts!!!
     
  26. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    there once was a man called ortheore
    he needed to fap and his penis felt sore
    he let duster take a lick and it felt alright
    until suddenly he felt a hard painful bite
    and now his poor dong is no more
     
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  27. Kyrk

    Kyrk KACAW

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    Hickory dickory dock
    @MeowMix ran up to the clock
    The time arose
    for his daily dose
    of hickory dickory cock

    May change later Naah...
     
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  28. RudeStyle

    RudeStyle A year late x D

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    Insert dick joke here
    Or does that make me sound queer [ strange ]
    I ran out into the night
    and to my delight
    There was a penguin holding a beer!
     
  29. NotMafia

    NotMafia Miltank: Destroyer of Souls

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  30. Rioku

    Rioku Not again.

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    Oh rite. I forgot.

    The Greatest Poem Ever
    ~Rioku

    There once was a john named Meowmix
    He couldn't stop wanking his meowdicks
    His mom came along
    And gave him her thong
    So the church gained a priest named Meowmix
     
  31. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    Deadline everyone!

    Expect results and the next round hopefully some time tomorrow
     
  32. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    Results are in yo

    Duster- YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PENIS OK????
    Kyrk- Good stuff
    Rioku- meowdicks, what?
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    Rudestyle- Sorry, just not as funny as the others
    Duster Ortheore isn't the only host you can flirt with
    Rioku All hail Priest Meowmix
    Kyrk This is your comment
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    Rudestyle This just wasn't coherent
    Duster - funniest one imo tho it was awkward reading it because the third and fourth line were far longer than the standard limerick
    Kyrk - MeowMix gay n_n
    Rudestyle - decent limerick
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    Rioku - sorry I just didnt find this one as funny as the rest :/

    As you can see, Rudestyle is now eliminated! Kyrk, Rioku and Duster are through to the penultimate round.

    Next round won't be up for a couple hours, cuz I'm doing things and I wanna find an ancient thread posted by the one and only Meowmix
     
  33. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    You know what these images/gifs have in common? Fucking nothing... ok lemme start again. Once upon a time, in the dark and kinda-but-not-quite distant past, our glorious forum games leader @MeowMix (though he wasn't leader then) posted a thread- a thread seeking answers to the most important of questions; what the fuck is the context behind that gif and that image? His noble quest for knowledge was met with naught but scant hints from a single source, beyond that his plea for help fell upon deaf ears. To further perplex him and anyone else with a deep burning lust for the truth, there proved to be many more images and gifs posing many questions but few answers, indeed such files litter the vast reaches of the internet. To find answers to them all is futile, but our great leader's quest shall not be in vain! For we will give him the answers he sought, even if we must take some small liberties with the truth!

    Your challenge for this round is to come up with some form of back-story to give context to one of the provided gifs/images (if you really want some more, I'll dig some up, but I imagine this will suffice). This can be done via text or your own images or a combination of both!

    Deadline is roughly 72 hours from this post, at 11:30am Tuesday GMT 0

    In order to advance, you must make the top 2 on 2/3 lists.

    Enjoy
     
  34. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    meowmix sucking my nip
     
  35. Rioku

    Rioku Not again.

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    [​IMG]
    Put simply, this is what happens when the town finds mafia.

    You see @Ortheore had decided to play a game of mafia with his friends. Unfortunately he was called to the church by his good friend priest @MeowMix. His friends, @NotMafia, @Epikhairz, and @Duster came to the realization that he was the mafia. Unfortunately for poor @Ortheore they had started smoking weed after he left, and they decided to raid a police station to catch the mafia. Cops gladly give armor and ammunition to townies who've found scum. Especially when they offer weed in exchange.

    And as you can see this happened. Poor Ortheore was late for his anal sex date with Meowmix, his only pleasure in this world after losing his dong.
    this was like really bad ill fix later
     
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  36. NotMafia

    NotMafia Miltank: Destroyer of Souls

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  37. Kyrk

    Kyrk KACAW

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    An recent event that occurred is starting to finally come back to me. Brace yourself because you're in for a wild fucking ride.

    Last weekend I somehow got convinced to go clubbing; I'm introverted so I really dislike social events like these. When I went to the nearby club, as expected, it started out incredibly boring and awkward for me. However, I was offered free drinks from my friends, which while I try avoiding drinking due to medication purposes, I do like free stuff and I needed something to alleviate the boredom I was suffering. One drink turned to several, and several turned to a dozen.

    As you would expect from someone who doesn't drink, I began to get pretty wasted. However, I was starting to actually have fun dancing and shit while heavily intoxicated. While I was clubbing though, some dude in sunglasses (who wears those in a dark club at night?), suit, and an ugly-ass coat kept trying to offer me drugs to "enhance my experience", which I continuously kept turning down. When he was about to leave, he handed me an offer a final time, holding a pill in each hand as if the fate of the world rested upon my drunken shoulders.

    "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more," the man explained to me.

    I had no understanding of the majority of the jargon he just said at the time but, despite being wasted, I'm still not falling for that roofie shit in the blue pill since I don't want the chance of waking up in the morning with a mysteriously sore ass from Bubba the Butt Blaster, plus Alice in Wonderland was a good Disney movie. After weighing the limited options, I was finally persuaded to grab the red pill from his large sweaty hand. As I turned away from him, I remembered that I should thank him with my slurred speech since drugs are expensive, but when I turned back, the man was nowhere to be seen.

    With a beer in one hand and the red pill the other, I popped it in my mouth while washing it down with the last of my bottle; hmm, tastes like cherry and piss (not that I've never tried piss or anything like that...) I didn't really notice any immediate effect from the pill, but I heard my liver screaming while feeling my stomach to evacuate all of its contents. Knowing I have to get this reservoir of assorted alcoholic beverages out of my intoxicated system, I hastily stumbled in my drunken stupor to the closest restroom.

    Reaching my destination, I attempt to open each stall, each successive one being occupied with someone either injecting themselves with heroin or whatever you commonly put in your body through needles or a couple attempting nasty-ass sex in positions I've only heard in fairy tales. I reach the last stall, where I'm greeted by a fuzzy humanoid figure, a rabbit of some sorts.

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    Holy fucking shit that pill is starting to kick in. The rabbit promptly moves off to the side, offering me part of the simultaneously disgusting, but situationally beautiful porcelain. I pounce towards the toilet to perform my deed of vomiting. I'm spewing unrecognizable colors outside of the human color spectrum at the speed of a max-powered fire hose. Tears are streaming down my eyes and the ability to breathe feels non-existent as if I was performing a self-exorcism.While performing this, I feel like I'm being pulled in further and further, or rather pushed in. I then noticed the rabbit is actually forcefully pushing my head into the toilet.

    It finally came to me - this toilet is the rabbit hole. The rabbit is trying to show me how deep the rabbit hole does. I decide to accept his offer as I fall inside the toilet. I begin soaring through what seems like swerving tunnels of strange patterns and colors, all while still releasing my insides in the process, until I finally reach a destination of incomprehensible beauty. The truth of life has been revealed to me. I feel enlightened, I feel completely in a state of nirvana.

    I then suddenly wake up as a middle-aged Chinese man being interviewed on camera while simultaneously being suckled by a cat I've never seen before.

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    Never again will I go clubbing.

    (if the last image isn't allowed for my submission, just ignore that part)
     
  38. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    THIS IS BASED PO TALENT SHOW
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    first user RIOKU submitted his (gay) entry

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
    Rioku: "well heres my storey if you dont put me at the top of the list ur gay"
    EPIKHAIRS: "WELL MY HAIR IS PRETTY SEXY SO FUCK U YOU GET ZERO"
    NOTMAFIA: "IM NOT FUCKING MAFIA YOU GET ZERO"
    ORTHEORE: my answer wont be up for a coulpe hourse cuz im taking a shit


    FIRST OF ALL MEOWMIX HAS NO DONG HOW CAN HE HAVE ANAL WITH ORTHEORE
    THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN IN ANATOMY CLASS IS THAT ONLY HUMANS AND DOGS HAVE PENISES -10 POINTS FOR DUM

    second im pretty sure DDOSing the server is against the server rules
    SO im asking all of you to report all of riokus posts and ill tell meowmix to ban him

    third what the fuck is gay burt

    Rioku: "THIS IS MY STORE FUCK U DUSTER"
    TOO BAD YOUR STORY SUCKS U GET SACKED BOOOO RIOKU

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    AND RIOKU DIED

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    damn kyrk i should make a po talent show so u can write my essays for me

    KYRK
    WHAT THE FUCK
    IM NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER
    YOU SHOULD REALLY BE FOCUSING ON WRITING ESSAYS FOR YOUR REAL CLASSES INSETAD OF A POKEMON SIMULATION
    DO YOU KNOW POKEMON ARE NOT REAL
    THATS RIGHT
    RAYQUAZA IS NOT REAL
    YOU CANT PRETEND THAT RAYQUAZA IS YOUR PENIS
    but who cares about my opinion lets ask the judges

    EPIKHAIRZ: "well this fetish story was so disgusting i lost my hair boner"
    NOTMAIFA: "i think my miltank udders vomited you must be mafia you lose"
    ORTHEORE: "bestiality is wrong you lose"
    DUSTER: "gay"

    SO IT LOOKS LIKE KYRK IS ALSO A LOSER
    ALSO I THINK BESTIALITY IS ILLEGAL IN US
    SO IM REPORTING KYRK FOR RABBIT SEX
    REPORT ALL KYRKS POST
    ill get my good friend meowmix to ban him from this forum

    KYRK: "KACAW VIVA LA MEOWMIX"
    AND THEY SACKED HIM
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    AND KYRK DIED

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    then they saw duster's beautiful entry
    AND IGNORED IT BECAUSE THEY SAW DUSTER'S MAGNIFICENT DONG
    IT WAS LIKE 10 INCHES
    EPIKHAIRZ: "wow when i saw that dong my hair boner rose 10/10 you win"
    ORTHEORE: "wow that penis is so big i wish mine was that big, actually i wish i had a penis 10/10"
    NOTMAIFA: "i came"

    AND DUSTER WON THE TALENT SHOW
    HE THREW BACKPACKS AT RIOKU AND KYRKS DEAD BODIES BECAUSE HE WON
    CONGRATULATIONS A WINNER IS ME

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  39. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    Yeah deadline and stuff. Was meant to be earlier, but I was taking a shit I think? was actually just asleep but who cares
     
  40. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    Results are in and someone is out of the competition... who will it be?

    Kyrk
    Duster
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    Rioku- I actually thought it was funny, but everyone else just did a really good job of it
    Sorry Rioku but you weren't even close

    Duster
    Kyrk

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    Rioku
    duster
    kyrk
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    rioku

    As you can see, Rioku has been eliminated! That means Duster and Kyrk are through to the final round, which will be up shortly