Deadline has come and gone. I will update with results and the next challenge when I get home. once all the judges have their results ready
Ok, the results are in! Without further ado, here are the results from the judges: Spoiler: Ortheore 1 Rudestyle- In porridge I believe 2 Kyrk- You're really good at this game. That's a good thing right? 3 Marquis- Holy shit, it's like you're a prophet or something, how did you know that would happen? 4 ajhockeystar- I'm not sure it's a good thing that your last one was pretty funny =/ 5 Rioku- Lemme know how Zorodark's coming along with that new weight loss plan 6 Duster- Well, if ever I want to fuck my old nintendo DS, you'll be the one I come talk to about it 7 Nitrogen- Pfft who told you you couldn't fuck a prostitute? Anti-joke imo, not bad. 8 VirajVora- Annoying as hell to read, but respect for sticking to your guns over this ellipses thing 9 Latimaster- Politically incorrect, insensitive and all that, but I didn't find it funny ======================= 10 Trace of Life- I didn't find them that funny or clever. Sorry man. 11 -Mike-- afk 12 Finchinator- afk 13 Meowmix- "Wow, I never thought Meowmix would john!" said no-one, ever. Spoiler: NotMafia Kyrk - I thought he just plain out-did everyone else Viraj Vora - I like self effacing humour I guess, but I enjoyed 2 quite a bit Rudestyle - Fun and self referential, I enjoyed all 3 Marquis - Fun running joke Duster - I enjoyed the 2nd one, 1st and 3rd were good but not great Rioku - 3 solid entries, but found others above had 1 or 2 that stood above ajhockeystar - First two sucked, last one was funny though Nitrogen - Didn't find any of them funny, but edges out Trace for Skarmpiss reference Trace of Life - Just didn't find any of them funny, but didn't have the trying too hard vibe of Lati's ======================================================================== Latimaster - All shock value, nothing witty or funny -Mike- - Hard John Finchinator - Harder John Meowmix - The hardest John Spoiler: Epikhairz 1) Rioku - zorodark fat 2) Kyrk - ebola roleplay fun :] 3) ajhockeystar - meowmix should update BUOD tho 4) Marquis - meowmix john BUOD :[ 5) Duster - ribbed condoms pls save us 6) RudeStyle - not too bad 7) VirajVora - okay entries i guess 8) Latimaster - wat 9) Trace Of Life - sry trace but u have to do better next round :[ --- 10) Nitrogen - less funny than above entries 11) -Mike- 12) MeowMix 13) Finchinator As you can see, -Mike-, Meowmix and Finchinator failed to make anyone's list and are therefore eliminated from the comptetition (That kinda happens if you don't submit anything)! On the other hand, literally everyone who submitted something is through!!! The next challenge will be posted as soon as I type it up
Tell me, have you ever felt burdened by your gargantuan intellect? Perhaps you've found yourself frustrated at the sheer idiocy of the people around you? I'm sure we've all at some point or another pondered what the world would be like if everyone was as smart as us- what a utopia it would be. Fortunate then, that I have a solution to this conundrum, a way of ensuring you're no longer the biggest of fish in a tiny, tiny pond. It also happens to be your challenge for this round! Lucky you! And so for those of you wishing the intellects of your peers matched your own, wish no more- once you're through with this challenge you'll be just as thick-witted as everyone else! Without superior cognitive ability holding you back, think of all the mediocrity you could achieve. Hell, you'll even be ready to post in a typical suspect discussion thread! Your task for this round is to make the worst argument possible. That's right, we are looking for responses so fallacy-stricken that we cannot help but facepalm. The argument can be about an issue of your choice, just so long as it is utter rubbish and actively detracts from whatever your position is. The length of the argument is fairly flexible, however walls of text and really short responses (like one or two lines) aren't going to do well, so keep that in mind. Ideally your argument would be one or two brief paragraphs long. The deadline for this challenge is 72 hours from this post on Saturday 3am GMT 0 The magic number for this round is 7. To progress you have to make the top 7 on 2/3 lists.
Why Meowmix is the Best Forum Moderator and not a john User @MeowMix is the best forum moderator on PO. He manages forum games where he always responds to game proposals immediately like my Harem Mafia proposal I put up last week that he still hasn't read! @MeowMix is an awesome game host for the forum games, I mean, he's so punctual and all of his games are super fun. He never johns anything because he made a game called no johns mafia. He never drops games either, the last sheep game is a great example he's still keeping it going! Only @IFM could pull such a feat! @MeowMix sheep games are the best sheep games too because there aren't any better ones. @MeowMix is never a john because people like @ZoroDark call him that, and @ZoroDark is fat so he is wrong. I mean, liars are fat, @ZoroDark is fat, so @ZoroDark is a liar. @MeowMix will never lie to us about dates either because he is a forum moderator and forum moderators can't lie because @MeowMix said so. Anyone who says I am wrong is wrong because they are upset that they are fat because only fat people would argue against me because I proved that all fat people are liars because @ZoroDark is a liar. No one could do a better job as a forum moderator than @MeowMix because they won't do a perfect job, besides @MeowMix is a deity because only deities can't lie unlike user @ZoroDark. I dare you to find all the fallacies I used.
Why Adolf Hitler is the best person on the world OK, so first of Mr Hitler did nothing than kill people. That's totally normal for him and everyone else because Mr Hitler is entitled to do that because that's his job. He loves his nazi's which is what makes a good boss, a good boss and THATS WHAT HE IS YOU STUPID PEOPLE. Adolf Hitler was only famous for his killing so you guys can do the same thing- kill jews/muslims etc een try with killing people with weird races. Adolf Hitler was probably the first person to have the balls to kill over 1 billion people. You people should stop complaining because I bet none of you have the balls/guts whatever to kill lots of people. If you do then you would have to have the right weapons which is your knuckles to punch them right in the face and go bam bam son you're down muda fucker! SO OVERALL STOP COMPLAINING about Hitler BECAUSE HE TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE A BOSS
Why Meowmix is the Best Forum Moderator and not a john... User @@@MeowMix is the best forum moderator on PO. He manages forum games where he always responds to game proposals immediately like my Harem Mafia proposal I put up last week that he still hasn't read... @@@MeowMix is an awesome game host for the forum games, I mean, he's so punctual and all of his games are super fun... He never johns anything because he made a game called no johns mafia... He never drops games either, the last sheep game is a great example he's still keeping it going... Only @@@IFM could pull such a feat... @@@MeowMix sheep games are the best sheep games too because there aren't any better ones... @@@MeowMix is never a john because people like @@@ZoroDark call him that, and @@@ZoroDark is fat so he is wrong... I mean, liars are fat,@@@ZoroDark is fat, so @@@ZoroDark is a liar... @@@MeowMix will never lie to us about dates either because he is a forum moderator and forum moderators can't lie because @@@MeowMix said so... Anyone who says I am wrong is wrong because they are upset that they are fat because only fat people would argue against me because I proved that all fat people are liars because @@@ZoroDark is a liar... No one could do a better job as a forum moderator than @@@MeowMix because they won't do a perfect job, besides @@@MeowMix is a deity because only deities can't lie unlike user@@@ZoroDark... I dare you to find all the fallacies I used...
Spoiler: convo (21:34) TraceofLife: hey, could you dq me on the po got talent or something (21:34) TraceofLife: no time to do it :[ (21:44) Ortheore: oh ok sure (21:45) Ortheore: =[ Trace Of Life has withdrawn from the competition =[ The goal for this round remains at top 7 tho Also just in case you guys aren't joking around, plagiarism is bad. Like it doesn't count as a submission and/or I go crazy with dqs bad. While I'm at it, if you're like Duster and are put off by the idea of writing a whole load, the first paragraph of Rioku's response is of an adequate length imo (though you're welcome to write more than that), so that's not too arduous I think. It's basically just so ppl don't submit lame/half-ass responses that's all
Why Gay Marriage Should Stay Illegal Gays are uneducated, particularly in the topic of sexual intercourse. For one, they are not aware that the penis is not anatomically designed to go inside of the pooper. If gay marriage is legal, the gays will share their claims of intense orgasms from taking it up the butt, encouraging straight couples to experiment said methods in the bedroom for the same result. Before you know it, cases of rectal trauma will skyrocket at an alarming rate in hospitals all over the country from all of the anal probing going on. You know who else likes to anally probe things? Aliens. That's right, gays are aliens. If you want to legalize gay marriage, then you want to legalize gay alien probing sex, meaning your asshole is on the line.
Doing an argument is tough than I thought... Tried to do 3 times but failed in between... Will try again tomorrow...
why jesus is real why penguins are the worst animals ever in the history of the world Why Kim Jong un is the best and fairest leader ever in the history of the universe Kim Jong un cannot be beaten when it comes to taking care of his people and if you say otherwise we will execute you publicly. He runs a fair and communist society unlike those filthy western American scum who VOTE for a leader like the citizens are rich enough to know what's good for them! Everyone loves pretending right? so whats better than him staging fake car accidents to cover up murders of north Korean officials, I've done that once and i'm damn sure you have too, he just made it fun. If you don't agree that Kim Jong Un is the best leader ever then you're nothing more than an evil western devil who doesn't know what TRUE power looks like, i haven't seen Obama personally launching Missiles what a pussy. Kim Jong Un will shower the world in the glorious art of nuking. Thank you for your time and i hope you come to love the only true leader of the world, heil north korea!
Why Marquis is not a gay ? I give up... A boy kills a girl by shooting a bullet from a gun to the girl's forehead... I, as defense attorney of the boy will argue with prosecution that this boy is innocent... Argument :- This shot from this gun was not done by this boy... The boy did not intended to shoot the girl at all...It was this boy's fingers fault that the trigger was pressed and not this person's... The gun was held by the palm of this person... There was no way the boy himself sh0t the girl... I blame the fingers and palm to do the coordinated kill... However before the court arrests the hand of this boy, I have more clues to show... The hand did not intend to kill this girl... The only wanted to hurt the forehead... It was the bullet's fault that it was made so hard that it pierced through the forehead and went through brain of girl... So it was clearly the fault of the gun who killed this girl... But since gun doesn't have any life and this gun was created by the gunmaker's whole body, it is now clear that gunmaker is responsible for death of this girl... So it is now clear that this boy is innocent and gunmaker is responsible murder...
A PERSONAL APPEAL TO MEOWMIX TO IMPEACH USERS @Ortheore, @NotMafia AND @Epikhairz dear 'best forum moderator of all time' meowmix: please ban users ORTHEORE NOTMAFIA and EPIKHAIRZ from hosting this game, and from HOSTING ANY GAME IN THE FUTURE Spoiler BEHOLD MY EVIDENCE: 1. THE FIRST QUESION look at this LOOK AT THIS HONESTLY THESE RESULTS ARE CORRUPT AND BIASED AND SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA'S SHIT you put rudestyle as #1. nobody even knows who the hell that is AND YOU PUT GAY USER MARQUIS IN #3?????? everybody knows that gays can't read, just read KYRKS POST holy shit the fucking nerve DID YOU GIVE HIM #3 BECAUSE HE OFFERED TO SLEEP WITH YOU THREE???? CORRUPT AND BIASED and then at number 4 you put a FUCKING CANADIAN HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FORUM BANNED YET EH for all we know ajhockeystar could be fucking rob ford smoking crack all day #FreedomAmericaUSA AND WHY THE FUCK ARE MIKE FINCHINATOR AND MEOWMIX BEING KICKED OUT OF GAME THEY DID NOTHING WRONG IN FACT THEY DID NOTHING AT ALL AND YOU KICK THEM OUT @MeowMix HE KICKED YOU OUT OF GAME IMPEACH HIM IF SHREK DOESNT EXIST WHY IS THERE LIFE WHY IS THERE LOVE WELL THESE THREE ARE COLD HEARTLESS JERKS AND DESERVED TO BE PUNISHED DIRT IS BROWN BECAUSE ORTHEORE SHIT ALL OVER THE WORLD THE SUN IS YELLOW BECAUSE EPIKHAIRZ PISSED IN ALL OUR FACES AND GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING BECAUSE NOTMAFIA QUEEFED ON THE PLANET WHY ARE THESE THREE USERS STILL HERE BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
Why sloths are the most deadly animals: You never wanna mess with a sloth. Have you ever seen one of those guys run? They have the best races with snails, it's super competitive. When they see their enemies though, their slowness helps, because their enemies run past them thinking they're faster. I mean, that doesn't really ever happen... But it's the thought that counts. They usually just end up getting devoured. Anyways, these sloths' intelligence isn't limited to the ground, on trees they're really good at finding branches to climb. Often the nearest branch they find is their own arm without realizing, and they end up falling off of the tree and plummeting to their death. Heck, the pygmy three-toed sloth is so deadly that under 100 of them remain! ...Aside from that, they get from 15-20 hours of sleep per day, which is obviously a decoy so other animals will try to eat them but then get rekt! Though they usually just stay asleep and get eaten... Well sloths are so scary in groups that they only ever meet with other sloths when they mate, so other animals have a chance to take them on solo. Other animals usually bring their friends though, so sloths don't exactly have the best chance of winning... Sloths are so fast, strong, and intelligent, so I suggest if you meet one to immediately run away, or if the sloth's plan works perfectly, run past it.
@ajhockeystar I once had the idea to sharpen a sloths claws and sell it as a hat that maintains your hair cut. I now see how foolish that idea was.
I am not too late Why immigration into Africa should be banned Africa is a very successful and awesome country so other shitty ones like the USA should keep out. USA, if allowed, will ruin Africa with his McDonald's. That is a sin, and sins are not allowed in Africa. Also, bringing in immigrants will make it easier for people to see the difference of others in the night. This means that more men will get watched while peeing, which would reduce stalkers and babies in the future. Finally, immigrants do not understand juju. They think that the African tribe leader just puts out his hands and emits jujus from them, but he does not. He has to channel his chakra into a kamehameha to do so, and people are too dumb to the realise that??? So, immigrants are not wanted in Africa. Africa ought to will whip you with a bag of jollof rice if you come in, but it's just like a dog waiting to pounce on it's prey.
So I was hoping to get results from all three of us, even though it turns out only 2 are needed. But to speed things along I'm going to go ahead and post the results anyway. the round 2 results: Spoiler: Ortheore Rioku- So many fallacies. Also funny. Kyrk- Nice work. I haven't got anything witty to say. Potato. Duster- Brb, clicking the report button on every single post I have ever made ajhockeystar- Spoiler: u wot m8? Rudestyle- For our grorious reader! Latimaster- Do Africans also use Spirit Bomb? Nitrogen- I'm approximately like 98.17% sure that Hitler didn't kill in excess of a billion people ========== VirajVora- Sorry, just not as good as the others imo Marquis- I'm so fucking tempted to put you through for that, but that would contradict everything I've said so far =/ Spoiler: NotMafia Rioku Winner winner chicken dinner Duster As perfect hosts, this argument was obviously ludicrous Kyrk PO's alien population wants a word with you Rudestyle Kim Jong UnBelievable Latimaster Kamehamehahaha, sorta ajhockeystar This sucked Nitrogen This really sucked ---------------------- VirajVora This really really sucked Marquis I disagree with the principle of you staying in this competition As you can see, only 2 results were needed to determine the outcome. I'm sorry to say, but Marquis and VirajVora are now eliminated from the competition. Everyone else is through to the next round!!! ... Which will be up as soon as I type up the post. Also Duster, I'm gonna sig a line from your argument js
Round 3 of the PO talent show! Yay fun times! Now it's time for you to think creatively! What will you be doing? Perhaps a demonstration will suffice! That's right, it's time for you to get creative and come up with the best artwork you can! The artwork can be of anything you like, though if you're stuck for ideas, a depiction of a pokemon or another user (nothing nasty tho) would be a good place to start The deadline for this challenge is 72 hours from this post, on Thursday 5am GMT 0 The magic number for this round is 5- meaning you have to make the top 5 of 2/3 lists to advance to the next round (There are currently 7 players in the competition) Get cracking!
xXxFaZePENGUINxXx srsly idk what the fuck i did help i think i lose i can't even draw a penguin correctly
Using a piece of MSPaint "modern art" from a past redeemed portfolio of mine I made a while back with its backstory for now if that's alright: "This is my debut masterpiece, entitled 'Effort and Reward.' I've even included a backstory for this: This work shows how good things can come to those who overcome the climb of morality. We are all born in a world of darkness, standing on a thin bridge over the hill of our own life. As soon as we're physically capable of making decisions, that bridge breaks, making us choose our paths. While making sinful decisions in this dark, tainted world of ours is much easier to accomplish, we will eventually fall down that hill, engulfing us within an even deeper darkness should we continue that descent. However, should we overcome the difficulties of the stress of the climb to follow our righteous path, we will eventually be rewarded with the sweet entrance to the light, the exit from this "eternal" darkness. As I wish for everyone not blinded by tears of beauty to have a chance to possibly purchase this piece of art, no, this piece of life, I will set the start of the bid at a generous $5 million."