Hello everyone and welcome to the PO talent show! The gist of this game is quite simple- you will be given fun challenges and you will have to complete them to the best of your ability. The difference between this game and previous iterations of the talent show is that we will have a 3-man panel judging submissions. For each round we will each be making a list of the top X competitors for that round- to advance you have to make 2 out of 3 lists! Deadlines will be 72 hours each round. If there is enough demand, we will be more than happy to change them though. Multiple submissions are allowed, with your last one being the on that you are judged on Players and non-players alike are welcome to discuss other players' efforts (judges generally won't comment tho unless something really needs addressing) I don't expect this to come into effect, but no plagiarism pls. Your hosts/judges for this game are myself, Epikhairz and NotMafia There's no limit on player numbers, and signups will last until 9am Saturday GMT+11 (That's 10pm Fri GMT) To sign up, simply post saying in. If you have an idea for a challenge, it would be really great if you included it with your signup post- if you have a cool idea, we'll probably feature it as a challenge at some point! Spoiler: list of signups Winner Duster Dead Meowmix -Mike- Finchinator Trace Of Life Marquis VirajVora Nitrogen AJHockeystar Latimaster Rudestyle Rioku Kyrk Spoiler: Round 1 challenge Spoiler: Round 1 results Spoiler: Round 2 challenge Spoiler: Round 2 results Spoiler: Round 3 challenge Spoiler: Round 3 results Spoiler: Round 4 challenge Spoiler: Round 4 results Spoiler: Round 5 challenge Spoiler: Round 5 results Spoiler: Round 6 challenge Spoiler: Round 6 results Spoiler: Final challenge Spoiler: Final results
Some games needs to come up with a more creative way to join rather than posting 'in' I will drop this if the challenges are as bad as the last one
Contestants who feel their signup posts need to be creative can also post a Haiku exploring the diversity and complexity of porridge Alternatively, pls come up with a neat idea for a challenge, it'd be really cool to implement a player nominated challenge Note: one of these suggestions is a joke. I'll leave it up to you to decide which one
You don't pronounce "looked", "look-ed"... It's all one smooth motion, there is no change in syllable, it's more like "Lookd"
Welcome to round 1 of the PO talent show! We begin with a challenge targeted towards the finest, most upstanding citizens of PO. Those that collectively represent the shining light of moral truth, and through their actions challenge those around them to better themselves as people, helping to make the internet a place with boundless amounts of compassion and integrity. What is this challenge you ask? Well it is none other than...*drum roll*... Cards against humanity! Based closely on the card game of the same name, I will be providing a handful of prompts, and it is your task to fill in the blanks with whatever you deem appropriate. And by appropriate, I mean inappropriate. Wildly inappropriate. Aim to be outrageously funny and/or take a giant steaming dump on the concept of political correctness Feel free to submit responses to whichever prompt(s) you like, just make sure to submit at least one obviously. Also a friendly reminder that multiple submissions are allowed (last one is the one that will be judged) and that players and non-players alike are welcome to talk trash discuss and joke about players' submissions. The deadline for this challenge is roughly 72 hours from this post, at 8am Tuesday GMT o Here are your prompts: They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to __________ with ___________. They were wrong. Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be __________ and you be _____________. In the wake of _______, it became clear that _______ would redeem us all. More prompts may be provided if people request it. The magic number for this round is 9- place in the top 9 on 2/3 lists and you're through to the next round! For reference there are currently 13 people in the game.
They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to jerk off into a pool of children's tears with dickfingers. They were wrong. Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be Ebola and you be Liberia. In the wake of terrible Disney Channel sitcoms, it became clear that Rule 34 would redeem us all.
* They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to kill god with Sledgehammer-. They were wrong. * Honey, I have a new role play to try to tonight! I'll be AIDS and you be cancer . * In the wake of Death , It became clear that Someone's dick would redeem us all.
They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to fuck with prostitutes. They were wrong. Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be Period and you be Uranus. In the wake of trolls, it became clear that skarmpiss would redeem us all.
They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to cure ZoroDark's fat with pudding. They were wrong. Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be Jewish and you be German. In the wake of bad posting, it became clear that user Rioku would redeem us all.
Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be Obama and you be Bush. They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to eat soup with a fork. They were wrong. In the wake of low forum games activity, it became clear that MeowMix getting mod would redeem us all.
Guys we'll be judging one answer per prompt, so if you've answered all 3 they'll all be considered. Might as well mention that though it's fine if you answer only one, I'd encourage answering multiple prompts.
They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to MeowMix with no johns. They were wrong. Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be MeowMix and you be no johns. In the wake of MeowMix, it became clear that no johns would redeem us all.
They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to get married with our sons. They were wrong. Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be a vicious pedophile-rapist and you be kintergardener. In the wake of WW2, it became clear that Jewish-German sex slaves would redeem us all. :|
@Finchinator @VirajVora @-Mike- @MeowMix @RudeStyle Get your entries in, deadline is in ~18 hours from now (8am Tues GMT)
They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to use Groudon with Kyogre in... They were wrong... Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be Marquis the gay and you be Ditto... In the wake of VirajVora, it became clear that ellipses would redeem us all...
Here are your prompts: They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to have sex with nintendo ds. They were wrong. Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be Jesus and you be the antichrist In the wake of ISIS, it became clear that ribbed condoms would redeem us all.
In the wake of Haiku's, it became clear that Porridge would redeem us all. Honey, I have a new role play to try tonight! I'll be Nitrogen and you be Virajvora. They said we were crazy, that we would never be able to mate a giraffe with a PENGUIN. They were wrong.