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Discussion in 'PO Classics' started by Eternal, Nov 12, 2010.

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  1. Eternal

    Eternal こんにちは。

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    There are a lot of funny, humorous, and witty comments made by users everyday. Most of us miss these moments and most of us forget about them. This thread is created for the purpose of sharing these moments and cherishing them.

    You may post here any great quotes you've heard on the server today here.

    - News:

    Professor Oak locks thread: July 30, 2011
     
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  2. Archerknight

    Archerknight Legends

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    I will post when I find some here!

    (19:40:28) Blob-sama: magikarp is tank
     
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  3. Count Typo

    Count Typo Member

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    (23:41:03) manbaby17: reincarnation is just another for of procrastination
     
  4. Luck>Skill

    Luck>Skill Well-Known Member

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    (14:20) Abacab: needs moar choice band staryu. second only to choice specs hitmonchan

    After losing against me in 4th gen UU D:
     
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  5. Luck>Skill

    Luck>Skill Well-Known Member

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    (01:05:03) +Professor Oak: BIRTHDAY KICK
    Professor Oak kicked Erebos!
    (01:05:20) +Erebos: if anyone else does it
    (01:05:25) +Erebos: I am going to kick back
    Crystal Moogle kicked Erebos!
    (01:05:34) +Professor Oak:lmao
    (01:05:42) +Bot: erebos was mysteriously kicked by coolguy31337!
    (01:05:56) +Erebos: RAGE
     
  6. destinybond

    destinybond Server Staff

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    "i will never amount to anything ;_;" -meztips
     
  7. Luck>Skill

    Luck>Skill Well-Known Member

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    I know that quoting itself it's dumb, but this quote is mandatory

    (15:44:02) sisisi nonono: luck>skill, they said me your mother went to ubers
    (15:45:10) Luck>Skill: (15:44:14) Luck>Skill: yours is NeverUsed, no one wants her
     
  8. Erebos

    Erebos Banned

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    Slippers was supposed to have posted the

    "if my pokemon has a base speed of 229, how much will choice band make it?"

    but it's not here O.O Unfortunately, I don't have the name and timestamp anymore.
     
  9. pokemonnerd

    pokemonnerd Only uso listens to pnerd. Devo too. Article Contributor Article Contributor

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    This happened on the Project NU channel that's populated by about 5 people maximum at one time, but I thought it was hilarious:

    (19:58:05) Wind2008: Chess > Pokemon, at least pawns can't get crits. And don't get me started on Digimon.
     
  10. meztips

    meztips The name is Bond.

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    Crystal Moogle: If beta was a girl, I'd fuck her repeatedly.
     
  11. Professor Oak

    Professor Oak same Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep

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    (09:36:46) Jesuz: regina you be my girlfriend here in online pokemon ?

    Yeah, it's an old one and it's in my sig, but it was funny.
     
  12. Wulfert

    Wulfert It is me

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    (11:19:53) edgar97: battle plz, no nasty plot, or sword dance, or dragon dance, and u HAVE TO LET me set up bellyzard, and no taunt, or heracross, and NO WEAVILE, and no substitute unless I have it. And dont use that many attacks and NO ROAR or WHIRLWIND. AND IF IM GOING TO LOSE, then quit the fight.

    An old one but very funny!
     
  13. Professor Oak

    Professor Oak same Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep

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    Y'know, I don't think this quote is funny at all =/ Just seems like your standard noob.
     
  14. Pizza

    Pizza I'm so bad at this game.

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    probably nsfw

    [secret]
    (22:36:07) BrongaaX1: describe jizz :B
    (22:36:14) BrongaaX1: pl0x
    (22:36:47) Pizza: its this weewy sticky stuph that comes out of my pee hole when i rub it weewy hardz
    (22:37:22) BrongaaX1: when YOU rub it????
    (22:37:28) BrongaaX1: stop jackin off
    (22:37:33) BrongaaX1: get a chick and fuck her
    (22:37:33) Pizza: when daddy doez
    (22:37:34) Pizza: :3
    (22:37:37) BrongaaX1: O_O
    (22:37:40) BrongaaX1: deeeerrrrppppp
    (22:37:43) Count Typo: Lol good god I choked
    (22:38:14) BrongaaX1: lol typo i choked on spit
    [/secret]
     
  15. Slipperjeans

    Slipperjeans Loose pants

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    This happened on mafia server after I snipe-voted him, the inspector

    (03:39) Count Typo: IDIOT
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    (03:40) Taunter: inb4 overactive
    (03:40) Count Typo: True wouldn't want a twat like you having my IP
    (03:40) Count Typo: owait you're too stupid to use it
    (03:40) Count Typo: sorry
    (03:40) Taunter: I cna have your IP
    (03:40) Taunter: dipshit
    (03:40) Count Typo: Dipshits know how to spell ^_^
    (03:41) Taunter: xxx.xx.x.xxx (his real IP address here)
    (03:41) Taunter: http://whatismyipaddress.com
    (03:41) Taunter: check it
    (03:41) Count Typo: ...
    (03:41) Count Typo: LOL OH MY GOD
    (03:41) Count Typo: YOU THAT STUPID
    (03:41) Taunter: I'm asking you to google "what is my IP" and check if it matches with the one I have you
    (03:42) Taunter: gave you*

    then he checked it and shat bricks

    (00:42:56) Count Typo: Alessandra, Taunter is hacking PO and getting my IP address and tracing it
    (00:43:02) Taunter: lol
    (00:43:05) Taunter: I'm Slipperjeans
    (00:43:16) Taunter: I got your IP by looking at Beta
     
  16. Halsey

    Halsey Wildstar

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    This is from smogon but still is hilarious

    I found it in the pretty girls thread, post 174
     
  17. meztips

    meztips The name is Bond.

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    (23:09) Yourmomlovesme: bond.
    (23:09) Yourmomlovesme: destiny bond.
    (23:10) Yourmomlovesme: hahhaha
    (23:10) Yourmomlovesme: dont steal that joke i made it up

    IT'S HIS JOKE. LEAVE HIM ALONE.
     
  18. Erebos

    Erebos Banned

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    God, Bad Romance, you're slow.
     
  19. Shawn Frost

    Shawn Frost Neko-sama

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    (17:11:47) T.Johnson: Awww da little boy is getting angrey
    (17:12:20) T.Johnson: Haha little boy is trina get attention
    (17:23:32) T.Johnson: i love u flara

    LOL

    (17:37:26) +Bot: zelnova was muted by Lady Umb!
    (17:37:54) +Lady Umb: Damn, I wanted to /k him
    (17:37:56) +Lady Umb: ;_;
     
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  20. ladysalamence

    ladysalamence Member

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    (20:19:45) Lord Salamence: Yeah, what's with the name?
    (20:19:45) assface: i stop alredy
    (20:20:05) Lord Salamence: o kick/ban yet?
    (20:20:08) Lord Salamence: No*
    (20:20:32) assface: lord salamence is a cool name,but i think the reverse
    (20:20:44) Lord Salamence: Whatever you say...
    (20:20:44) assface: salamence lor what u think?
    (20:20:49) assface: lord*
    (20:20:59) assface: i think is better
    (20:21:10) Lord Salamence: You think what?
    (20:21:35) -Manaphy-: he thinks
    (20:21:40) -Manaphy-: Salamence Lord
    (20:21:42) -Manaphy-: is better
    (20:21:44) assface: yh
    (20:21:51) Lord Salamence: Not happening...
    (20:21:52) assface: thx manaphy
    (20:21:57) assface: and cool name
    (20:22:21) assface: but is uber,you know xD
    (20:22:25) Lord Salamence: So?
    (20:23:16) Lord Salamence: As SpiderMan once said "With cool name come's cook responsibilty.
    (20:23:22) Lord Salamence: ...
    (20:23:29) Lord Salamence: Mispells...
    (20:23:33) assface: lollol?

    tourney server.
     
  21. Halsey

    Halsey Wildstar

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    why? ;______;
     
  22. -Manaphy--

    -Manaphy-- Overconsumption

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    (13:44:16) +TourneyBot: derp was added to the tournament by kokoloko.
    (13:44:19) +TourneyBot: herp was added to the tournament by kokoloko.
     
  23. Crystal Moogle

    Crystal Moogle Ayaya~ Administrator Administrator

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    ABOOS
    :3
    Just kidding <3 Koko
     
  24. Professor Oak

    Professor Oak same Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep

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    (00:49:43) +Katy Perry: Let me do Oak! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

    (00:49:52) +Professor Oak: Do me if you like.
     
  25. ladysalamence

    ladysalamence Member

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    On slipper's server. Silly tired oak.
     
  26. Ozma

    Ozma Grunt in the machine

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    (00:09:23) »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»:
    (00:09:23) *** A Tournament was started by Ozma! ***
    (00:09:23) PLAYERS: 16
    (00:09:23) TYPE: Single Elimination
    (00:09:23) TIER: Wifi

    (00:09:23) *** Go in the Tournaments channel and type /join or !join to enter the tournament! ***
    (00:09:23) »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»:

    (00:09:31) ~~Server~~: Mεн joined the tournament! 15 more spot(s) left!
    (00:09:36) Plumoe: gl guys, cant do wifi :(
    (00:09:38) Mεн: I lieks my Team
    (00:09:42) ~~Server~~: Katakiri joined the tournament! 14 more spot(s) left!
    (00:09:43) ~~Server~~: Pokerwis joined the tournament! 13 more spot(s) left!
    (00:09:43) ~~Server~~: ZIAH joined the tournament! 12 more spot(s) left!
    (00:09:43) Mεн: Its both
    (00:09:49) [POIN]Abby Yoga: oh msn
    (00:09:50) ~~Server~~: fidgety joined the tournament! 11 more spot(s) left!
    (00:09:52) Plumoe: is wifi on DS?

    IS WIFI ON DS.
     
  27. Wulfert

    Wulfert It is me

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    (18:09:16) +Crystal Moogle: (17:06) Crystal Moogle: No
    (18:09:16) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) [PD]DarkBerry: PLEASE
    (18:09:16) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) Crystal Moogle: No
    (18:09:16) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) [PD]DarkBerry: I'M GOOD MOD
    (18:09:16) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) Crystal Moogle: I don't care
    (18:09:16) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) [PD]DarkBerry: I'M ITALIAN
    (18:09:16) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) Crystal Moogle: (17:07:25) Rule #9 - Do not ask for Auth:
    (18:09:16) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) Crystal Moogle: (17:07:25) - Authority is given upon merit. By asking you have pretty much eliminated your chances at becoming an Auth in the future.
    (18:09:16) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) [PD]DarkBerry: OK
    (18:09:29) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) [PD]DarkBerry: ME LO DEVO MERITARE GIUSTO?
    (18:09:29) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) Crystal Moogle: What?
    (18:09:29) +Crystal Moogle: (17:07) [PD]DarkBerry: italian
    (18:09:29) +Crystal Moogle: (17:08) Crystal Moogle: I don't speak italian
    (18:09:29) +Crystal Moogle: (17:08) [PD]DarkBerry: I don't speak english
    (18:09:29) +Crystal Moogle: (17:08) [PD]DarkBerry: aspe

    ...ASPE.
     
  28. Wulfert

    Wulfert It is me

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    (10:47:58) +meztips: I WAS IN BED WITH COOLGUY
     
  29. Shawn Frost

    Shawn Frost Neko-sama

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    The Most Epic Mod Fight You Must Never Forget Part I

     
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  30. Shawn Frost

    Shawn Frost Neko-sama

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    The Most Epic Mod Fight You Must Never Forget Part II

    and even after that.......
    (05:17:40) Lady Crystal: whoa
    (05:17:43) Lady Crystal: what the fuck are they doing?
    (05:17:53) +Crystal Moogle: lol
    (05:17:55) Lady Crystal: someone screen cap this
    (05:17:57) Lady Crystal: this is insane
    (05:18:04) +Crystal Moogle: Shh Meztips
    (05:18:16) Lady Crystal: ;_;
    (05:18:17) Player MRXIZHI (IP 220.167.35.198) is being overactive.
    (05:18:26) [MT] Shawn Frost: lol this has been print screened and framed =3
    (05:18:38) Lady Crystal: good to know


     
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  31. Lady Umb

    Lady Umb 寅丸 星

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    It's not the first that a mod fight happens :3
     
  32. Shawn Frost

    Shawn Frost Neko-sama

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    Then again its still the most epic one ;D And i still think it was ur sister there =3 even if u deny it.
     
  33. mibuchiha

    mibuchiha Was yea ra chs ieeya.

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    (03:46:41) mibuchiha: ugh jones vector is sending me to despair =_=
     
  34. champagne papi

    champagne papi if young tokyo tom don't trust you...

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    (15:16:07) +Bot: meztips called for 5000 Minutes of Silence!
    (15:16:11) +meztips: ENOUGH ABOUT NARUTO
    (15:16:14) +meztips: STOP ARGUING
    (15:16:17) +meztips: WHO CARES
    (15:16:17) +MuteBot: meztips was muted for caps.
     
  35. meztips

    meztips The name is Bond.

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    Crystal Moogle kicked destinybond!
    (20:35:23) Ryanlion12: Crystal Moogle kicked destinybond! DestinyBond took Crystal Moogle with it!
     
  36. Groudon Ramsay

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    (21:24:25) Goldfish: Deoxys-D can't be defensive.

    3 minutes and 2 seconds later...

    (21:27:27) Grammarian: Electivire is so broken.
     
  37. ladysalamence

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    Lol'd so frigging hard.

    (21:09:30) Lord Salamence: Huh?
    (21:09:39) Lord Salamence: Cless sucks?
    (21:09:42) Lord Salamence: Who's cless?
    (21:09:45) Cless Sucks: I am
    (21:09:50) Lord Salamence: ...
    (21:09:52) Cless Sucks: I suck.
    (21:09:57) PhilosophicalPsycho: ok
    (21:09:59) Lord Salamence: So you're saying u suck?
    (21:10:02) Cless Sucks: Yes
    (21:10:02) Lord Salamence: Lol.
     
  38. Groudon Ramsay

    Groudon Ramsay Active Member

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    (06:02:27) +Bot: medic was mysteriously kicked by kokoloko!
    (06:02:27) Medic cancelled their challenge.
    (06:02:59) +Bot: crystal moogle was mysteriously kicked by kokoloko!
    (06:02:59) Crystal Moogle cancelled their challenge.

    Yeah, don't challenge me. You have been warned.
     
  39. destinybond

    destinybond Server Staff

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    Yea, dont challenge an E4 member, they hate it.
     
  40. ladysalamence

    ladysalamence Member

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    (12:41:58) Flip: Think I should replace my Weavile with Salamence?
    (12:42:06) +Loose Weavilez: Ofc not

    Hmm, I wonder why...
     
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