[Other] Zombie Defense Plan

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  1. IFM

    IFM HODOR HODOR HODOR

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    As we all know Zombies are a very real issue. They have been well documented in reality TV shows like The Walking Dead, documentaries like I Am Legend, Zombieland, and Day Z, as well as video games like Left 4 Dead, and Call of Duty. With this every growing danger it is imperative that everyone has a Zombie Defense Plan or ZDP for short. This ZDP should be all encompassing and allow for survival in the case of a zombie out break. Whether it's due to bath salt aboos, a cure to cancer, or Nazi's getting another wrong idea the hour could be upon us anyday. I have come up with a few things that must be considered in the case of a zombie apocalypse: Food, Shelter, Water Supply, Weapons, Transportation, and Alcohol. Most likely if society collapses we won't have access to creature comforts that we have now, so it's important to plan ahead and be prepared to gather the essentials as soon as an outbreak occurs.

    Now for my personal Zombie Defence Plan:

    Food: I have a decent amount of food available in the dining hall storage underneath my dorm. My first stop would be to go down there to grab any non-perishables that I can and any supplies that would help in wilderness survival. Next I would grab my car and drive to a sporting good store and snag myself a gun and some ammunition. If that isn't feasible I could grab a few bigger knives from the school cafeteria, though guns are infinitely more effective against most breeds of zombies. Thankfully, being in Michigan, I am surrounded by a variety of woodland areas with plentiful deer(so many fucking deer) and freshwater. I would find a remote area and set up my car there. Personally I think the best chance of survival would occur if I was completely isolated, so I wouldn't try to go with anyone, or if I did, with very few people. It's harder to care for multiple people and have enough supplies for them, so I would focus on providing for myself first.

    How do you guys plan to survive the coming Zombie Apocalypse. Also, for the purpose of this, consider the Zombies to be similar to The Walking Dead.
     
  2. Shadow Sneak

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    Assuming that the world would be in chaos, it would be sort of an anarchy. So I'd group up with some friends (the groups always succeed) and loot a gun store. We'd loot a bunch of places for food, water, etc. Then we would stage up at some place that's high in elevation (I hear zombies hate heights) and hide from the zombies. Eventually we'd run out of supplies, so we ride into town shooting every zombie in sight, and repeat the process.
     
  3. Afro Smash

    Afro Smash Mfw I'm living the Australian dream

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    I think i'd have the best shot at surviving if I went at it alone, as other people could be liabilities with noise, having to be fed, and potential betrayal. However if my dog and/or gf were still alive I would bring them along to try and protect them. In the UK we don't exactly have access to guns and I can't drive, so I'd likely just have to use my bike (which doesn't need fuel which makes it better than a car imo). I'd take some of the sharper knives from my house and a cricket bat, some bottles of water, first aid kit and some non perishables and stuff it in a hiking bag. I live like 5 minutes from a supermarket so id go there first get more food and maybe a small tent, then I'd head off in to the nearby park, which has a large wooded area and lots of places to climb that zombies wouldn't have the dexterity to reach, set up camp and wait it out, Going back to the supermarket when I needed to stock up on food, assuming there was any left, If not then I'd have to start raiding peoples houses and hope they'd left/were dead.
     
  4. IFM

    IFM HODOR HODOR HODOR

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    Bikes actually seem like a really good idea that Zombie documentaries never talk about. It seems like people are always having car troubles in those and with a bike they wouldn't have to worry about fuel and a sturdy mountain bike could go places a car can't. The issue would be the amount of supplies that you could take on a bike compared to a car, but I will definitely remember to take my bike the next time there is a zombie invasion.
     
  5. Ascarotte

    Ascarotte Well-Known Member Forum Moderator Channel Leader Forum Moderator Channel Leader

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    I would use genetically modified plants
     
  6. Xinc

    Xinc Time for Oras?

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    The front door of my apartment is nigh impossible to get through and I live on the third floor. Since Zombies are generally slower, I can also climb up the roof and escape if they manage to get through that door. My house door is pretty strong, too, so it should hold out while I go and get myself to safety. For food, I'd probably raid the local 7-11 store and pizza store with my uber 1337 ninja skillz. I will refrain from doing anything Falcon related unless I am in super danger.
     
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    Go to my hometown in the mountains, where it isn't densely populated, guns/food/whatever and make a strong-hold either in the mountains or in the mining caves that are there. But I think in reality if a zombie apocalypse ever did happen it would spread, really, really fast considering the common flu was spreading like wildfire here just a month ago and even that scared me. lol.
     
  8. Email

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    i would first get food from a middle school 3 minutes away from my house, and live my days in submarine near an island
     
  9. ren >:O

    ren >:O ech

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    It's not so bad to get infected and be a zombie... js. Probably wouldn't be able to go online anyways, what's the point.
     
  10. Duster

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    go in the forest and ride bears
     
  11. Rake

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    Nerdiest thread of all time. I would get infected on purpose then put on armor and tape weapons to my hands to be a more efficient zombie.