Ok, since we really wanted to keep this game small and splitting stuff sux, we will keep the entrants this way. But, players that haven't played before will have priority if we ever do another one of these games! ~*~Da rOUnD 1~*~ This round, the contestants will have to use all their foul words their mommies didn't allow them to say, since the objective of this round is to CREATIVELY CURSE. but bcuz forum rules you cant insult persons etc so yeah dont do that Example: ballsack twat If you change your mind later on, please edit your original post! Best of luck!
Your mother is an incalculably naive rapscallion and a rotten blood-curdling sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
This talent agent is sitting at his desk when a family walks in with their dog. They are a typical american family, white and middle class. The talent agent ask what they can do and the Dad proceeds to unbutton his shirt. The Mother does the same with her blouse and pretty soon the Mother is sucking off the Son while the Dad is fist fucking the daughter who is blowing the dog. The dad then starts peeing on the sons face while the wife is still sucking him off and the daughter takes a shit on the dog. So the dog is running around covered in shit and he starts going to town on the fathers ass. Not to be left out, the son starts doing the dog in the ass at the same time, while the mother and daughter start fingering each other, spraying vaginal juices everywhere. Now the floor is covered in piss and shit and blood and vaginal juices and cum and the whole family and the dog start swimming around in it while fucking and fist fucking the entire time. Now you are probably a bit confused at this point as to where the blood came from, but it's a fairly simple explanation. You see when a grown man is fist fucking a little girl, their is a huge disparity in size between his fist and her asshole. It follows that at the beginning when the Dad stuck his Popeye sized arm up his little daughters ass that something must have ruptured leading to the blood on the floor. Anyway, they are swimming around in the shit and piss and blood and vaginal juices and cum, fucking and fist fucking the whole time. This whole time the dog is running around barking and biting his family in the ass, so they all decide to start sucking the dog off. The whole family begins going down on the dog, the dad with his dick in the dogs ass and the son with his dick in the dogs mouth like a little chew toy. The mom and daughter are blowing the dog and pretty soon he starts cumming everywhere and the whole family stands up and bows. The talent agent doesn't really know what to make of this whole scene and asks the father, "So what is this act called?" The father pumps up his chest proudly and proclaims, "THE ARISTOCRATS!" And if you would like something along the lines of what others have been posting: The Denver Broncos
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