Insane Soul's Emerald Randomizer Nuzlocke

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    Warning: The following is a non-profit fan-based parodyserious story of the game Pokémon Emerald. The scenes ahead may contain unnecessary drama, abnormally long walls of texts and overall shitty gameplaying. The creator assures, however, that for every read this fateful warstory gets, a young orphan in Zimbabwe will remain completely indifferent to your contribution, because, eh, I’m not Bono. No animals were harmed in the making of this Nuzlocke. There were however, lots of pokemon casualties.

    The grand introduction: http://codepen.io/InsaneSoul1/full/fKsEC



    >Get up, you’ve got work to do
    >Get up now

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    Insane Soul: HUH? WHAT HAPPENED?
    >Start a nuzlocke challenge with a crazy ass randomizer
    Insane Soul: Wut? Who are you?
    >I’m your motherfucking conscience
    Insane Soul: That’s nonsense. But why should I do it? Nuzlocke challenges aren’t that much fun, and you always fall to stupid crits. And what even is a randomizer?
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    *proceeds to read arty’s randomizer process*
    Insane Soul: Ok let’s!
    >Here are the rules of the nuzlocke challenge, some are standard, some are modified for your specific «needs».

    Nuzlocke Rules:

    - Any Pokémon that faints is considered dead, and must be released or permanently boxed at the PC

    - The player may only catch the first Pokémon encountered in each area, and none else. If the first Pokémon encountered faints or flees, there are no second chances. Shinies are an exception and legendaries can’t be caught.

    - Different floors of the same cave are considered different areas. Same rule applies to routes who have more than one side (e.g. Route 104 – South Side and North Side)


    - If the first pokemon encountered is one that you already have, you may try again until you find a new pokemon. If the player has no poke balls when he finds the first pokemon, too bad.

    - No pokemon of the same species must be caught, even if a particular one has already died.

    - The player must also nickname all of their Pokémon, for the sake of forming stronger emotional bonds.

    - A black out/white out is considered to be "game over", even if there are Pokémon left in the PC.

    - Gift pokemon are allowed


    - (Obviously) Its forbidden to soft reset and reload the game, hoping for a better turn out.

    - The initial encounter with Zigzagoon/Poochyena does not count as a wild encounter for Route 101, and neither do others, until you get your Poke Balls from May.


    - Banning the use of Potions and healing items, relying only on Pokémon Centers for healing.

    - If the player has no Pokémon that can use a certain field move that is required to continue through any given point of the game, they may catch another Pokémon that can learn said field move. However, it cannot be used in battle for any reason, and must be released, permanently boxed, or migrated as soon as the player gets another Pokémon that can use said field move. Day-Care is forbidden, and so is the use of any held items, besides the new evolutionary ones.

    - Poke Balls are unlimited.


    - For the sake of Poke Center vulgarization, one must fight through every wild encounter, if you’re backtracking to a Pokemon Center on purpose. A fight is over when the wild pokemon is defeated
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    >Good, now here's when shit gets real cash

    Randomizer Rules/Conditions:

    - Starter pokemon are fully random, with prevention of Legendaries.

    - Randomize Pokemon Abilities:
    Pokemon abilities are randomized (eg. Shadow Tag Beautifly)

    - Randomize TM/Tutor Attacks:
    All of these moves will be completely randomized, so TM26 could be something like Volt Tackle! HM moves, Swallow, Spit Up, Stockpile and Struggle are the exceptions.

    - Randomize TM/Tutor Compatibility:
    Each pokemon will have a 50% chance to learn the given TM/HM/Tutor given move. Evolutions will always be able to learn the same moves as its preevo, plus have another 50% chance of learning moves the preevo couldn’t.

    - Randomize Pokemon Movesets:
    This one is pretty obvious, with the exception of HMs, Stockpike, Spit Up, Swallow and Struggle. Also, evolution does not change the randomization, as attacks known between both forms of evolution family wont be changed.

    - Random Wild pokemon:
    Lets go wild, folks!

    - Randomize Unique Pokemon:
    This will randomize every pokemon that is met in a unique way, which includes legendaries(Weather trio), roaming pokemon (Lati twins), scripted battles (Electrode and Kecleon), as well as gift pokemon (e.g. Castform or Fossil Pokemon)

    - Ensure all pokemon appear:
    this one forces the Randomizer to try and give the player every available encounter throughout the game (you will see them all!)

    - Trainer pokemon are completely random:
    This rule is pretty simple, every pokemon from a trainer will change, including with rematches. The number of pokemon each trainer has won’t change, though, and Gym Leaders and Elite Four will still have pokemon at their final evolution form, to ensure a challenge. If I think it will be too silly, I will revert the Elite Four’s teams to their original form, moves included.

    - Rivals keep first pokemon:
    This ensures that May/Brendan, and Wally, will always have their first pokemon, and it will evolve (if possible), throughout the gameplay. As for Brendan/May, this might be more difficult, as they never reach their starter final evolution in normal gameplay.

    - Redefine Trade Evolutions:
    All trade evolutions are redefined to allow one single game to attain the forms normally requiring link cable trades. The following evolutionary means are changed: No items – lvl. 36; Metal Coat – lvl.40; King’s Rock – Moon Stone; Dragon Scale – lvl.42; Upgrade – lvl. 32; DeepSeaTooth – Low personality; DeepSeaScale – High personality.

    - Start with the national pokedex:
    This rule is just here so you can keep track of every pokemon you find. [/HIDE]
    Anyway, off to the chapters!

    Prologue: «Pokemon Emerald II: Rise of the Return of the Revengeance Begins»
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    Insane Soul: Oh fuck me…
    >relax, you’ve trained for this kind of shit

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    Birch: But everyone calls me the Pokémon Professor. This is what we call a "Pokémon." This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon. We humans live blah blah blah blah...
    Insane Soul *starts losing focus* : Look at that neckbeard.. And he’s already immense for someone who definitely isn't over 35. What kind of life has this man been living?
    >the thug life, obviously. Now shush, this is the best part!
    Birch: Anyway, that's what I do. And you are?

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    Insane Soul: WTF? Is this guy even serious?
    >top lel [​IMG]
    >he’s obviously trolling, just play along
    Insane Soul: I am a man!

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    >name yourself ButtStallion
    Insane Soul: Have you not been reading? My name is Insane Soul! I will type it real nicely so you can see..

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    Insane Soul: The hell with this! Its only 7 characters long!
    >then go with AssBend

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    Insane Soul: I shall go with IsnSoul! And for speeding reasons I will refer to myself as Me!
    Birch: Shortening words is not an effective manner of fitting names into character boxes..
    Me: IDGAF! *looks at Birch* And your name shall now be Neckbeard, for comic reasons!
    Neckbeard: Very well! And with that smart ass remark, our fruitful interview is over! I’ll be expecting you later. Come see me in my Pokemon Lab.
    *fires shrinking ray*
    Me: wow. Dafuq happened? Why am in a truck?

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    >your apparent «mother» put you in here. While you were moving out, she knocked you out with a glass bottle and put you in here so she could party in the front seat with a bunch of monkeys.
    Me: How do you expect me to belie-

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    Me: I guess I'll buy it. Let me just hear what she has to say.
    > fuck everything she says, she's a female NPC who isn't a Gym Leader nor jailbait material. she's fucking worthless

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    Mom: IsnSoul! Your father is on TV!
    Me: So I have a father too? Minutes ago I had anything but my own consciousness..
    >that bottle must have made you autistic. Just go see your hungover father
    *and that’s the end of our interview! Join us tomorrow with our special report: «Why is the PokéNav ruining social life?»*
    >bitch just trolled you so hard, your rep dug to China son
    Me: Screw her, let’s meet our rival

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    Me: ???
    >show some respect for his retarded wife. Try asking her for some coffee, then sneak up to the telephone and call the POlice
    Me: Maybe that's a tad bit too much for such people? I mean, I'm the one who's talking to my own conscience, and i don't even know if I'm talking out loud or thinking to myself! As far as i know, Neckbeard's wife could be listening to everything I'm saying right n-
    >watch out, jailbait coming
    May: Oh, you’re IsnSoul. I…I have this dream of becoming friends with Pokemon all over the world. I…I heard about you, IsnSoul (…) I was hoping you would be nice, IsnSoul, and that we could be friends. I’ve just met you..
    >and this is crazy~
    Me: stfu
    >dude, she totally wants the D. She's all stuttery and shit..
    Me: She’s an infant
    >so are you, apparently..
    Me *turns to May*: It’s nice meeting you May, but now I am in a hurry. I must meet your father, Prof. BirchNeckbeard, so he can give me something.
    >yea, her daughter's hand

    *as soon as I look beyond Littleroot, I see a little girl crying and screaming, so I immediately run toward her for a surprise dropkick*
    Little Girl: There are scary pokemon outside! I can hear their cries! I want to go see what’s going on, but I don’t have any pokemon. Can you see what’s happening for me?
    Me: Sure, I’ll put my neck on the line for some random child i just met. Besides, it's not like i even have a pokemon! Some anime logic we're following here..
    *As soon as I enter Route 101*

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    Neckbeard:
    H-Help me! This pokemon is chasing me! It's going to bite off my jugular, drink my blood, chew on my intestines and say obscenities to my family!
    >look at that fatty go
    Me: Are you seriously making fun of this about-to-die person?
    >Thunder Thighs are on the move, Thunder Thighs are loose!
    Neckbeard: Over there! Get one of the Poke Balls out of the bag and use it to call out a pokemon to fight!
    Me: Hmph, so it begins..
    *to be continued*[/HIDE]
    Chapter 1: «First Blood»
    >open the fucking bag!
    Me: Alright, alright, let’s see what he's got here..
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    Me: These are all incredibly sinister..
    >houndoom: If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away.
    >gorebyss: Although Gorebyss is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this Pokémon inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids.
    >hypno: When it is very hungry, it puts humans it meets to sleep, then it feasts on their dreams.

    Me:
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    >just go with eeny, meeny, miney, moe
    Me: eeny, meeny, miney m-
    >*opens Hypno’s pokeball*
    Me: Yeah, just go with John Wayne Gacy.
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    Me: That should be pretty easy
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    >aww yeah
    *one solarbeam later*
    Neckbeard: Oh goodness, thank you! I don’t know what would be of my physical integrity if you hadn’t shown up!
    >that’s a lot of integrity for just one man
    Me: Shut it
    Neckbeard: As a reward, I think you should keep the pokemon you used for the first time!

    *Morpheus the Hypno joined the party!*

    Neckbeard: Now, go meet my daughter so you can beat the shit out of her battle her!

    *As I roamed north, many pokemon have been seen, and none caught. I reached Oldale Town, gasping at the unbearable silence that these people brought to the world. From men who promote small market to wannabe footprint artists, I venture to Route 103, and defeat my rival, who had chosen the pitiful Houndour*

    >she glimpses at your widening girth, unable to ignore such majesty. She bites her lip raw, her mind flooded with obnoxious thoughts no child should ever know. Daring you, your «rival» runs to her father’s lab, saying that he has something to you, as does she.

    *
    receives Poke Balls and Pokedex*
    Me:
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    Mom: IsnSoul!
    >oh shit, it’s her again. Quick, just turn around and slowly walk behind May’s house.
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    >sure did, the whole thing actually
    Me: Not now. I can’t really explain the whole detailed thing, but I have to go on a journey now, on my own, with my pokemon, and without the supervision of an adult.
    Mom: kbai
    Me: Wut.
    Mom: And here’s some running shoes, so you can GTFO my face faster!
    >what a cold hearted bitch..
    *speaking of cold hearted*

    *Ice Queen the Snorunt joined the party!*

    Me: Oh c’mon, that’s one of the worst pokemon ever.
    >don’t rush yourself. Remember: moves are also randomized, so as far as you know, this thing could have all elemental beams.
    Me: I guess you’re right…
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    >lmao
    Me: I am drowning in a sea of upset right now!
    *As my journey continued, I got into Route 102, and after some trainer battles, got my third comrade*

    *Aristocat the Delcatty joined the party*


    Me: Scratch, Mist and Conversion 2, some luck I have
    >at least you got STAB roflmao
    *Grinding endlessly against the lesser wilderness, I decide to venture forward, and battle the last trainers at this Route. Little did I know, that only salt was waiting ahead*
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    Me: WTF? Groudon!
    >calm down, and remember that the moves are randomized
    *As I switched to Aristocat, a colossal Meteor Mash missed, just grazing hair from the beautiful creature. Soon, the 5 level difference made its mark, and the continental beast fell to my feet, splooshing its Exp. all over my pokemon’s face*
    Me: Oh, sharpedo is next.
    >switch to Ice Queen. God knows she needs some experience to level up again and get some new moves.
    *Sharpedo comes in, swiftly abusing Outrage, while Ice Queen could only hope for confusion self hits and Bind’s residual damage. After a while, both pokemon are heavily panting, with Sharpedo, confused, preparing its next blow. As I try to switch out..*

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    >oh the pokemanity!
    Me: I just have to hope Ice Queen hits, and Sharpedo fails.
    *It hurt itself in its confusion! The foe’s Sharpedo used Outrage! Ice Queen fainted!*
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >meh
    *Aristocat finished the job, as I held Ice Queen’s cold, dead body in my hands. Its ice, melting from my warm tears. It was my obligation to build it an honorable grave. And so I did.*


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    >lmao
    *Im not good at paying respects, nor bidding farewells. Reaching Petalburg City, we headed to the Gym, knowing Norman would be there*
    >what kind of child refers to his parent by his first name?
    Me: I can’t even remember the guy well, my head is still bursting from that sucker punch bottle hit.
    *As I entered, I received a warm welcome, like the one only a semi-present, weekend father could give you*
    Norman: Son, I did not expect to see you rounding around these parts. But since you have your pokemon, I suppose you’re blazing through all those independence stages, right? Ahahah
    >Why is he dressed in sport pants, is it Sunday already? And why would you use brown font colour? Is this because he's a shitty father?
    Unknown Boy: Heh, Mr. Norman.. I am here to get my first pokemon..

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    Me: Who is this kid?
    >I dunno, but he looks a little fleshy, for someone called Wall-e
    Wall-e: I wanted my own pokemon, so I can develop myself while enjoying company, and reach a trainer status like yours!
    >man, what an ass licker
    Norman: That’s quite alright. I will give you a rental pokemon, and my boy here will teach you how to catch a wild one on your own.
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    >lmao
    Me: Don’t say it, dammit. I swear to god, I will fucking..
    >tyre-
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    [/HIDE]
    Me: Let’s just go…
    *As we returned to Route 102, the ground shook, as the massive kaiju walked towards the tall grass. Wall-e then jumped in, waiting for something to react. His first pokemon..*
    *A wild Poochyena appeared!*
    >seriously?
    Me: Couldn’t be easier, I think you know what to do Wall-e!
    Wall-e: Right! Tyranitar! Use Hyper Beam!
    >oh shi-

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    Me: Riight. That seems more appropriate!
    *With one Tackle, Poochyena was already at the brink of death. With its scrawny arm, Wall-e throws the ball, and caught the panting dog*
    Wall-e: Yay! I did it! Look at my super strong pokemon! Now please, Mr. IsnSoul, could you take me back to the gym?
    Me: Sorry kid, but I’ve got to take care of my own things.
    Wall-e: B-but night is already coming, and im kind of tired
    >it’s not like he has a Tyranitar or anything
    Me:
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    *I headed to Route 104, never knowing that our suffering had only just begun*


    *Next chapter: a revelation and our first Gym Badge*[/HIDE]
    Chapter 2: «Voices»
    *Progressing in my way, I find myself lonely, yet not alone. A void had taken over my mind, and the conscience that once belittled me was now quiet, as if it was waiting for some kind of event to trigger … Suddenly, a screech goes through my head, deafening, and without a source to be identified! It gets more and more unbearable, my eardrums about to burst.
    In a move of desperation, I sent out my pokemon, thinking some kind of pokemon was using Supersonic and that they could defeat him before I passed out. As soon as their figure shows, the screech stops, and the pain disappears.*


    Me: What was that?
    Morpheus: That was Judgement.
    Me: What is Judge-
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    Me: WAIT! DID YOU TALKED?
    Morpheus: I’ve always talked. It’s just that now you’re able to hear me, thanks to Judgement.
    Me: Ok.. But what is Judgement?
    Morpheus: Judgement is a cry for peace in times of war. Or at least, when a war is soon to unfold.
    Me: I-I don’t understand.
    Morpheus: I know. I don’t expect you to understand this right away, but with time.
    Me: So, where is this Judgement?
    Morpheus: Judgement is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very route. You can see it when you look out to that patch of grass or when you turn on your Pokedex. You can feel it when you go to the PokeCenter... When you go to the PokeMart... When you challenge a trainer. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
    >talk about Matrix references
    Me: You’re still here huh? Anyway, what truth?
    Morpheus: That you and I are alike, IsnSoul. Pokemon and humans. Like everyone else around your age, you were born into bondage put by the ones before you. A prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind..
    Me: Oh my god, I am so confused. What does all of this mean?
    Aristocat: Lets not rush things. Morpheus, give him time to digest all this.
    Me: You too can talk?
    Aristocat: All pokemon can talk, IsnSoul. Don’t worry, you’ll soon get used to it.

    *Battling my way to Petalburg Woods, I encounter the first wild pokemon of this Route. Omastar looked Aristocat in the eyes, and soon began to Trick away. Helplessly, it continued to use Trick, as Aristocat slowly took away its health, just enough for a Poke Ball.. But then.*
    [​IMG]*Wild Omastar used Explosion! Wild Omastar fainted!*[/HIDE]
    >pfft
    Me: It’s okay.. It only took half its health. I’ll just have to return to Petalburg’s Center..

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    >remember: if you go through the grass, you risk getting another wild encounter, but if you go through the sand, you might get challenged.
    Me: Well take off your shoes, cuz we’re going to the beach.

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    Me: Well, shit.
    Aristocat: I can deal with him.
    *With an artistic jump to the battlefield, Aristocat starts scratching the Spinda repeatedly, only to the response of a Conversion 2, before the coup de grace, Spinda stands on his head, and starts spinning around.*
    Morpheus: That’s Hitmontop’s.. IsnSoul, switch her out!
    Aristocat: It’s too late.. Maybe.. Maybe I’ll be able to take it
    >I pray for you, pussycat
    *The foe’s Spinda used Triple Kick! A critical hit! It’s super effective! A critical hit! It’s super effective! It’s super effective! Aristocat fainted!*

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    Aristocat: IsnSoul.. Since you’ve caught me on route 102, I knew you were destined for great things. Know, that I will stay by your side.. In spirit..
    >*cringe intensifies*

    *Later on, at the entrance of Petalburg Woods*


    Morpheus:
    IsnSoul.
    Me: It was my fault, Morpheus.
    Morpheus: No, no, no..
    Me: I made her stay in.. If I didn’t want her to get Exp.
    Morpheus: It was nothing that you did. We must carry on.
    >lets just cut the movie references for a while

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    Me: That should do it
    >lmao
    Morpheus: May she rest in peace..

    *Upon venturing further into Petalburg Woods, we came across a well-dressed gentleman with a green suit and a daunting look*

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    Unknown man: I really love that pokemon.
    Me: Do I look like someone who carries shrooms around like some dirty hippie?
    > its like that guy on Tosh.0
    Me: I don’t even..
    >wtf are you still doing here, are you just gonna keep talking to this weird dude in some woods. And look, he brought some company, talk about a Double Team

    *The man was dressed in a exquisite way, and challenged me for the possession of what the man in green was carrying. Moltres soon went down, and the man ran away to my next destination: Rustboro City. He was soon followed by the man in green.*

    Me:
    Team Aqua.. Devon Co.. So many names left unanswered..
    >fuck that shit, let’s catch our first pokemon in this grasshole

    *Lepi the Caterpie joined the party!*

    *And so our team grew, building itself until Rustboro*

    *Sanji the Hitmonlee joined the party!*

    Me:
    Cool , let’s see what he’s got!

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    >hey, at least you got a Jolly Nature!
    Me: stfu.

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    *Rustboro stood tall, and yet not industrialized. The entire city was built in stone, mostly basalt and marble, and it sure felt nice to see a place where the call for battles was somehow replaced with the busy everyday-life of the citizens. But we couldn’t stay for long. A quick visit to the Pokecenter and we were soon battling our way again, heading for Rusturf Tunnel*

    *Juggernaut the Rhyhorn joined the party!*

    *Tanuki the Zigzagoon joined the party!*

    *But, alas, I could not rejoice from the presence of a well built team for long.. Lepi fell while trying to fend off a Politoed that just happened to know Rock Slide, while Sanji’s defense could not stand the onslaught of a particular duo..*

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    *And Tanuki was victim to the worst kind of way to die in a Nuzlocke: poison*

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    >too bad, he had Hyper Fang and Hi Jump Kick..
    Juggernaut: Master Soul..
    Me: Juggernaut, I can hear you!
    Juggernaut: I know, Master Soul.. Since there’s only two of us available for now, perhaps we could start training harder.
    Me: You’re right. Let’s see what you can do

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    >that is so fucking sweet. So he can OHKO any pokemon he has a level advantage against!
    Me: That’s not so simple, don’t forget Rhyhorn has some common weaknesses.

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    Me: Alright, let’s roll.

    *After a good amount of grinding, Juggernaut was able to learn Powder Snow and Fire Blast, which sealed the preparations for the upcoming battle*


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    Me: Let’s do it!
    >gogogo
    Morpheus: The first Gym Leader of Hoenn awaits. Don’t lose your grip, Juggernaut.
    Juggernaut: We won’t lose anyone else, for Master Soul!

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    Me: Lame..
    >show us yer tits!
    Morpheus: This is not the time for introductions.
    Juggernaut: We already know you, Gym Leader!

    Roxanne:
    Hotheadedness will do you no good in the battlefield!
    *Roxanne sent out Jumpluff*

    Me:
    Alright, Juggernaut, go ahead!
    Jumpluff: Could you have a worse typing against me, Rhyhorn?
    Juggernaut: Type matchups are like power levels.
    Jumpluff: Oh yeah, how’s that?

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    Juggernaut: They are bullshit.
    Morpheus: I’ll take the next one.

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    Me: Thank you, Juggernaut.
    Juggernaut: It’s nothing, Master Soul. I am afraid things will get a bit trickier now.

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    Morpheus: Ugh. Juggernaut, I’m afraid its your time to tag in.
    >just call the shrooms guy, he will take care of it
    Juggernaut: Too bad they will get overcooked!

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    Roxanne: Congratulations on your first victory of the Pokemon League Challenge, IsnSoul!

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    Me: Isn’t TM 39 Rock Tomb?
    >nah, the TM’s are also randomized

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    Me:
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    >lmao

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    Me:
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    >arty’s been having ways with the randomized TM messages.
    Morpheus: IsnSoul.
    Me: Yes, Morpheus?
    Morpheus: I think it’s time you know more about Judgement.

    *Next chapter: more revelations!*
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    Chapter 3: «Equals»

    Morpheus:
    The fact that you have your first Gym Badge means that you still have a long road to walk, but your adventure is now at a solemn level, that can’t be avoided or traced back.
    >shit got real man
    Morpheus: IsnSoul, do you remember when you activated Judgement?
    Me: Yes, it was after leaving Petalburg City.
    Morpheus: And do you remember any kind of events that happened before? Say, a sentimental event of sorts, that caused you to be overwhelmed by emotions like love, rage, or sadness.
    Me: There was.. Ice Queen’s death..
    >yeah, that was lovely
    Morpheus: That’s where I wanted you to go. Ice Queen’s death caused an extreme emotion, deep within you, that soon manifested through the form of Judgement.
    Me: So, you’re saying this thing, Judgement, appears only when I experience a strong emotion?
    >yeah, like a bitch
    Morpheus: Judgement doesn’t just appear, as it is always there. It is also something not seeable, or touchable, like I already told you. It is triggered, however, when you experience a strong emotion, but it’s the target of that emotion that makes all different.
    Me: Who, Ice Queen?
    Juggernaut: Pokemon, in general, Master Soul
    Morpheus: Yes. Judgement is triggered by a relatively small amount of people, that are able to feel for a pokemon the same way they feel towards humans. Did you care that Ice Queen was a pokemon, thus a whole different species from you?
    Me: No, I didn’t. I just mourned its death, because it felt like part of me had died down. Like it was..
    Morpheus&Juggernaut(in unison): Family.
    Me: Exactly!
    Juggernaut: Look, it’s those guys again!

    *We turned around just in time to see the sailor grunt blitz north, in the direction of Rusturf Tunnel, followed by the man in green, panting heavily, almost choking in his own sobbing*


    [​IMG]
    >the shrooms guy is whoring himself in the middle of the street
    Me: I know right. You think the sailor requested his *services* and didn’t pay?
    >probably. He looked a little YMCAish[​IMG]

    *The man catches his breath, and continues to run into Rusturf Tunnel. Without time to commemorate on our first Gym victory, we decide to follow the chase*


    [​IMG]

    *The man quickly identified me, making us question the real nature of the product he had been consuming. He shouted at my face, his eyes of a pure red, his mouth letting out an effluvial grime that only the strongest playable characters could endure.*


    Shrooms Guy:
    You’re the guy that saved me in Petalburg Woods!
    Me: Yep, that’s me.
    Shrooms Guy: Team Aqua stole my goods!
    Me: Your what?
    Shrooms Guy: My Goods! My Devon Goods!
    >oh, I thought they had neutered him or something..
    Shrooms Guy: You’ve got to help me, young man. I have to get my Goods back!

    [​IMG]
    >let him face the banhammer
    Morpheus: It would be a good idea to help him. Team Aqua looks like a suspicious group, and we might get some information out of him.
    Me: Ok, let’s go then.

    * Heading east, we soon reached the entrance of the Rusturf Tunnel. As soon as were laying a foot on the cave, an old man comes running towards us*

    [​IMG]
    >man, this guy smeels like shit
    Juggernaut: Could that thug be the same one that stole the Devon Goods?
    Morpheus: Possibly.
    Ojiisan: Oh, my darling Peeko! What am I to do without my Peeko!
    Me: Old man, please get it together. Who is Peeko?

    [​IMG]
    >wtf
    Morpheus: This man has been taunted by despair. He is not into his senses. Perhaps we should go into the cave, and see if we can find this Peeko and Team Aqua.
    >Wrroooooooooaaaar! Peeko!

    *Upon entering, we glanced at a man in a sailor suit running farther into the cave, holding in his hand what seemed to be an injured Wingull. We caught up to him, but he kept stepping apart from us, as in fear*

    >You’re close to him now! Catch that Wingull!


    [​IMG]
    Me: Oh my god, it fucking stinks in here!
    >I get it now! This is bird shit smell!
    Juggernaut: I’m surprised Wingull doesn’t learn Acid
    Morpheus: So this is Peeko. The person that old man was looking for was, after all, a pokemon.
    Aqua Grunt:*Uff* *Puff* I don’t care anymore! You’re fucking dead kiddo.

    [​IMG]
    Me: This doesn’t look good.
    Juggernaut: It actually looks nice. And cool.
    *Juggernaut used Mind Reader! Juggernaut used Sheer Cold!*

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
    Aqua Grunt: All I had to do was steal some package in Devon. You can have it back, kiddo.
    Me: Who even says “slick” anymore?
    >”package-stealer” looks like a pretty good insult for gay people
    Me: It sure does.
    Morpheus: His conversation intrigued me. What was his plan for the Devon Goods? What do they even hold.
    Juggernaut: He looked like an ordinary thug.
    Morpheus:
    Yes, he’s definitely one of the countless thick-heads that “ Boss” has to his disposal. Who could that individual be?

    *Our thoughts were again interrupted by an annoying and very smelly presence*

    [​IMG]
    Me: Nevermind us..

    [​IMG]
    Me: What?!
    Morpheus: Even we pokemon couldn’t tell the gender difference.
    >how can you even do? You all look the same
    [​IMG]

    Mr. Briney:
    Sorry I didn’t introduce myself earlier, but I was very scared, just thinking that I could never see my Peeko again! I am Mr. Briney, and I live by the cottage near Petalburg City! Come visit me by if you ever need help with something.
    Me: I seriously hope not.

    *As we returned to Rustboro, the man in green approached us, and thanked us with his life by giving us a measly Great Ball. He introduced us to his leader, the Devon Corp. President*


    [​IMG]
    Mr. Stone: You’re IsnSoul right?
    Me: Yes I am mister, but why are we h-
    Mr. Stone: Terrific, terrific. Say, IsnSoul, you happen to be a man of business, a man of interests, a man who likes to receive something out of everything he gives.
    Me: Actually, I happen to ju-
    Mr. Stone: Exactly! Well my employee asked to deliver the content of the Devon Goods, a Parcel, to an associate of ours. He acted on my behalf, so you may consider it as a favor im asking you. I’ll ask you one more thing. I need you to deliver this Letter to a man called Steven. He’s an interesting fellow, and usually lurks on a cave near Dewford Town, investigating rare stones.
    >that’s where the next gym is
    Me: That is a lot to ask from an 11 ye-
    Mr. Stone: On the receiving side, I shall give you this. A Pokenav!
    >looks shitty
    Mr. Stone: This is the latest technology that any trainer can’t live without. It has a bunch of features that will provide tremendous help to any trainer in its beginning stage. It has a map, a telephone…
    >is this guy serious? Couldn’t he just give us an IPhone?
    Me: I guess not.
    Mr. Stone: By the way, I've heard that sinister criminals—Magma and Aqua, I believe—have been making trouble far and wide. I think it would be best if you rested up before you go on your way.
    Morpheus: You should ask him about Team Aqua, he might know something more than us.
    Me: Oh, uh.. Mr. Stone, could you tell us anything ab-
    Mr. Stone: Thank you very much for fulfilling a major role in supporting our business.

    *As soon as we exited the Devon Building, one of Devon’s scientists shouted to us, begging for us to stop walking*

    Unknown Man:
    IsnSoul! IsnSoul!
    Me: Who are you? Are you one of the guys from Devon?
    Scientist: Yes.

    [​IMG]
    >awwyeah
    Scientist: Well, I best be going. The boss wil beat us up if we’re not able to manufacture a new app every 30 seconds.
    Me: Looks like Steve Jobs will always live among us.
    Scientist: But before I leave, you should try and call our President, since I registered him in your Pokenav.
    Me: If I wanted to talk to him, couldn’t I just return to the building and address him?
    Scientist: That’s not a good idea. It’s 6PM now, so Mr. Stone is probably enjoying the Happy Hour right now, snorting coke out of a hooker’s buttcrack.
    >I want in
    Me: I would rather not. Well, shouldn’t hurt to call him!
    *Puru puru puru puru. Puru puru puru puru. Ka-clank*
    [​IMG][/HIDE]
    Mr. Stone: Oh IsnSoul! It seems like your PokeNav is working in perfect condition! And how is the Match Call app working? Thank goodness one of our interns was able to catch you before you left the building’s site.
    Me: Wait a second, how do you know that?

    [​IMG]
    Me: I can see from up here that you’re in good hands, Mr. Stone.
    Mr. Stone: Yeah, Sugar and Candice will take good care of me, right ladies? W-wait, Candice, is that a tumor on your crotch or are yo-
    [​IMG][/HIDE]

    Mr. Stone:
    Oh fuck that!
    [​IMG][/HIDE]

    [B]Me:[/B]
    I guess he’ll be fine. Let’s just carry on

    *On the outskirts of Rustboro City, we found May again, but her team was not quite ready to face Juggernaut’s uber combo, so we kept backtracking, until finally we reached the cottage*

    >??

    Me: Mr. Briney..
    Mr. Briney: Ahah just you wait Peeko, im gonna get you this time!
    >omg this smell..
    [B]Morpheus:[/B]
    IsnSoul, try to listen..
    Me: To what, Morpheus?
    Peeko: Help! He is going to catch me!
    Me: P-Peeko?
    Morpheus: It is not only the pokemon you own, but all the ones with which you interact. You can hear Peeko, just like you can hear me and Juggernaut.
    Me: You’re right. Mr. Briney! Stop this fucking madness!
    Mr. Briney: Oh, IsnSoul! So good to see you, me and Peeko were just playing catch, that’s all.
    Peeko: Take me away from this man. He has done unspeakable things to me.
    Me:
    I’ll help you later. But first, Mr. Briney, we need your help to cross Route 105 to Dewford.
    Mr. Briney: Oh, but of course! Sails away, Peeko!

    [​IMG]
    [B]Me: [/B]
    Hold on a second, are we supposed to get to Dewford on this tugboat?
    >it actually has the same size as you do lol
    Mr. Briney: It’s ok kid, you can just hop over me while I sail to Dewford!
    >hop over you
    Me: Sail? It doesn’t even have a sail. Well, I guess its my only way to get the second badge.

    *The boat was small, yet surprisingly fast! We struggled not to fall to the water, as suddenly Norman called*


    *Puru puru puru puru. Puru puru puru puru. Ka-clank*
    Me: Hello?
    Norman: Hey, IsnSoul!

    [​IMG]
    Norman: Anyway, im off to train Wally in the gym, and since you’re doing fine, i guess you dont need my help at all. Good to know! Anyway, see ya!

    [​IMG]
    [B]Me: [/B]
    What a piece of shit father.
    >again, no one calls their father by his first name, let alone register him that way.
    Me: Whatever. Hey look, I can see Dewford!

    *Next time, the meeting with Steven and our second Gym Badge conquest*[/HIDE]
    Current Team

    Morpheus
    (Hypno); lvl. 19; Mega Punch, Whirlwind, Solarbeam and Super Fang
    Juggernaut (Rhyhorn); lvl. 19; Mind Reader, Sheer Cold, Powder Snow and Fire Blast


    Hall of the Fallen:

    Ice Queen
    (Snorunt); lvls. 3-8
    Aristocat (Delcatty); lvls. 4-11
    Lepi (Caterpie->Metapod); lvls. 5-8
    Sanji (Hitmonlee); lvl. 5
    Tanuki (Zigzagoon); lvls. 7-9
    [/HIDE]
     
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  2. Big Bad Booty Daddy

    Big Bad Booty Daddy Big Poppa Pump

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    YAY YOU MADE ONE LIKE I DID

    THIS BETTER BE GOOD

    MAKE ME A NIGGA
     
  3. Finchinator

    Finchinator IT’S FINK DUMBASS

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    Nice and clean Nuzlocke
    Cool start

    Ps: Don't name shit after the above poster
     
  4. Insane Soul

    Insane Soul Griffith did nothing wrong.

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    I'm sorry, but i don't think i will be naming any pokemon after a PO resident. If i do so, it will be after the 4th Badge, when my nuzlocke skills have developed, and only by request.
    Also, chapter 1 is up~~
     
  5. Steam Baron

    Steam Baron The Steamroller Guy

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    Norman is not only a negligent father but a jerk too. C'mon, he could give you that tyrenitr.

    Keep this good stuff up
     
  6. Insane Soul

    Insane Soul Griffith did nothing wrong.

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    chapter 2 is now available for consumption!
     
  7. Angel Flonne

    Angel Flonne macaron

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    Mind Reader Sheer cold water absorb rhyhorn is the new metagame
    sanji died rip

    use it
    note: this is banned in ou and ubers because it is very good
     
  8. Rioku

    Rioku Not again.

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    Mind reader sheer cold water absorb Ryhorn... how does one even get that lucky?
     
  9. Finchinator

    Finchinator IT’S FINK DUMBASS

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    Wally has a motherfucking Tyranitar.
    Hax.
     
  10. Insane Soul

    Insane Soul Griffith did nothing wrong.

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    Chapter 3 is now up, will be updated to the OP asap. Also, sorry for leaving this on such a long hiatus. This chapter may not be as lively, because it doesnt have battles, rather story development. The next one will probably be the other way around.

    Morpheus:
    The fact that you have your first Gym Badge means that you still have a long road to walk, but your adventure is now at a solemn level, that can’t be avoided or traced back.
    >shit got real man
    Morpheus: IsnSoul, do you remember when you activated Judgement?
    Me: Yes, it was after leaving Petalburg City.
    Morpheus: And do you remember any kind of events that happened before? Say, a sentimental event of sorts, that caused you to be overwhelmed by emotions like love, rage, or sadness.
    Me: There was.. Ice Queen’s death..
    >yeah, that was lovely
    Morpheus: That’s where I wanted you to go. Ice Queen’s death caused an extreme emotion, deep within you, that soon manifested through the form of Judgement.
    Me: So, you’re saying this thing, Judgement, appears only when I experience a strong emotion?
    >yeah, like a bitch
    Morpheus: Judgement doesn’t just appear, as it is always there. It is also something not seeable, or touchable, like I already told you. It is triggered, however, when you experience a strong emotion, but it’s the target of that emotion that makes all different.
    Me: Who, Ice Queen?
    Juggernaut: Pokemon, in general, Master Soul
    Morpheus: Yes. Judgement is triggered by a relatively small amount of people, that are able to feel for a pokemon the same way they feel towards humans. Did you care that Ice Queen was a pokemon, thus a whole different species from you?
    Me: No, I didn’t. I just mourned its death, because it felt like part of me had died down. Like it was..
    Morpheus & Juggernaut(in unison): Family.
    Me: Exactly!
    Juggernaut: Look, it’s those guys again!

    *We turned around just in time to see the sailor grunt blitz north, in the direction of Rusturf Tunnel, followed by the man in green, panting heavily, almost choking in his own sobbing*


    [​IMG]
    >the shrooms guy is whoring himself in the middle of the street
    Me: I know right. You think the sailor requested his *services* and didn’t pay?
    >probably. He looked a little YMCAish [​IMG]

    *The man catches his breath, and continues to run into Rusturf Tunnel. Without time to commemorate on our first Gym victory, we decide to follow the chase*


    [​IMG]

    *The man quickly identified me, making us question the real nature of the product he had been consuming. He shouted at my face, his eyes of a pure red, his mouth letting out an effluvial grime that only the strongest playable characters could endure.*


    Shrooms Guy:
    You’re the guy that saved me in Petalburg Woods!
    Me: Yep, that’s me.
    Shrooms Guy: Team Aqua stole my goods!
    Me: Your what?
    Shrooms Guy: My Goods! My Devon Goods!
    >oh, I thought they had neutered him or something..
    Shrooms Guy: You’ve got to help me, young man. I have to get my Goods back!

    [​IMG]
    >let him face the banhammer
    Morpheus: It would be a good idea to help him. Team Aqua looks like a suspicious group, and we might get some information out of him.
    Me: Ok, let’s go then.

    * Heading east, we soon reached the entrance of the Rusturf Tunnel. As soon as were laying a foot on the cave, an old man comes running towards us*

    [​IMG]
    >man, this guy smeels like shit
    Juggernaut: Could that thug be the same one that stole the Devon Goods?
    Morpheus: Possibly.
    Ojiisan: Oh, my darling Peeko! What am I to do without my Peeko!
    Me: Old man, please get it together. Who is Peeko?

    [​IMG]
    >wtf
    Morpheus: This man has been taunted by despair. He is not into his senses. Perhaps we should go into the cave, and see if we can find this Peeko and Team Aqua.
    >Wrroooooooooaaaar! Peeko!

    *Upon entering, we glanced at a man in a sailor suit running farther into the cave, holding in his hand what seemed to be an injured Wingull. We caught up to him, but he kept stepping apart from us, as in fear*

    >You’re close to him now! Catch that Wingull!


    [​IMG]
    Me: Oh my god, it fucking stinks in here!
    >I get it now! This is bird shit smell!
    Juggernaut: I’m surprised Wingull doesn’t learn Acid
    Morpheus: So this is Peeko. The person that old man was looking for was, after all, a pokemon.
    Aqua Grunt:*Uff* *Puff* I don’t care anymore! You’re fucking dead kiddo.

    [​IMG]
    Me: This doesn’t look good.
    Juggernaut: It actually looks nice. And cool.
    *Juggernaut used Mind Reader! Juggernaut used Sheer Cold!*

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
    Aqua Grunt: All I had to do was steal some package in Devon. You can have it back, kiddo.
    Me: Who even says “slick” anymore?
    >”package-stealer” looks like a pretty good insult for gay people
    Me: It sure does.
    Morpheus: His conversation intrigued me. What was his plan for the Devon Goods? What do they even hold.
    Juggernaut: He looked like an ordinary thug.
    Morpheus:
    Yes, he’s definitely one of the countless thick-heads that “ Boss” has to his disposal. Who could that individual be?

    *Our thoughts were again interrupted by an annoying and very smelly presence*

    [​IMG]
    Me: Nevermind us..

    [​IMG]
    Me: What?!
    Morpheus: Even we pokemon couldn’t tell the gender difference.
    >how can you even do? You all look the same
    [​IMG]

    Mr. Briney:
    Sorry I didn’t introduce myself earlier, but I was very scared, just thinking that I could never see my Peeko again! I am Mr. Briney, and I live by the cottage near Petalburg City! Come visit me by if you ever need help with something.
    Me: I seriously hope not.

    *As we returned to Rustboro, the man in green approached us, and thanked us with his life by giving us a measly Great Ball. He introduced us to his leader, the Devon Corp. President*


    [​IMG]
    Mr. Stone: You’re IsnSoul right?
    Me: Yes I am mister, but why are we h-
    Mr. Stone: Terrific, terrific. Say, IsnSoul, you happen to be a man of business, a man of interests, a man who likes to receive something out of everything he gives.
    Me: Actually, I happen to ju-
    Mr. Stone: Exactly! Well my employee asked to deliver the content of the Devon Goods, a Parcel, to an associate of ours. He acted on my behalf, so you may consider it as a favor im asking you. I’ll ask you one more thing. I need you to deliver this Letter to a man called Steven. He’s an interesting fellow, and usually lurks on a cave near Dewford Town, investigating rare stones.
    >that’s where the next gym is
    Me: That is a lot to ask from an 11 ye-
    Mr. Stone: On the receiving side, I shall give you this. A Pokenav!
    >looks shitty
    Mr. Stone: This is the latest technology that any trainer can’t live without. It has a bunch of features that will provide tremendous help to any trainer in its beginning stage. It has a map, a telephone…
    >is this guy serious? Couldn’t he just give us an IPhone?
    Me: I guess not.
    Mr. Stone: By the way, I've heard that sinister criminals—Magma and Aqua, I believe—have been making trouble far and wide. I think it would be best if you rested up before you go on your way.
    Morpheus: You should ask him about Team Aqua, he might know something more than us.
    Me: Oh, uh.. Mr. Stone, could you tell us anything ab-
    Mr. Stone: Thank you very much for fulfilling a major role in supporting our business.

    *As soon as we exited the Devon Building, one of Devon’s scientists shouted to us, begging for us to stop walking*

    Unknown Man:
    IsnSoul! IsnSoul!
    Me: Who are you? Are you one of the guys from Devon?
    Scientist: Yes.

    [​IMG]
    >awwyeah
    Scientist: Well, I best be going. The boss wil beat us up if we’re not able to manufacture a new app every 30 seconds.
    Me: Looks like Steve Jobs will always live among us.
    Scientist: But before I leave, you should try and call our President, since I registered him in your Pokenav.
    Me: If I wanted to talk to him, couldn’t I just return to the building and address him?
    Scientist: That’s not a good idea. It’s 6PM now, so Mr. Stone is probably enjoying the Happy Hour right now, snorting coke out of a hooker’s buttcrack.
    >I want in
    Me: I would rather not. Well, shouldn’t hurt to call him!
    *Puru puru puru puru. Puru puru puru puru. Ka-clank*
    [​IMG][/HIDE]
    Mr. Stone: Oh IsnSoul! It seems like your PokeNav is working in perfect condition! And how is the Match Call app working? Thank goodness one of our interns was able to catch you before you left the building’s site.
    Me: Wait a second, how do you know that?

    [​IMG]
    Me: I can see from up here that you’re in good hands, Mr. Stone.
    Mr. Stone: Yeah, Sugar and Candice will take good care of me, right ladies? W-wait, Candice, is that a tumor on your crotch or are yo-
    [​IMG][/HIDE]

    Mr. Stone:
    Oh fuck that!
    [​IMG][/HIDE]

    Me:
    I guess he’ll be fine. Let’s just carry on

    *On the outskirts of Rustboro City, we found May again, but her team was not quite ready to face Juggernaut’s uber combo, so we kept backtracking, until finally we reached the cottage*

    >??

    Me: Mr. Briney..
    Mr. Briney: Ahah just you wait Peeko, im gonna get you this time!
    >omg this smell..
    Morpheus:
    IsnSoul, try to listen..
    Me: To what, Morpheus?
    Peeko: Help! He is going to catch me!
    Me: P-Peeko?
    Morpheus: It is not only the pokemon you own, but all the ones with which you interact. You can hear Peeko, just like you can hear me and Juggernaut.
    Me: You’re right. Mr. Briney! Stop this fucking madness!
    Mr. Briney: Oh, IsnSoul! So good to see you, me and Peeko were just playing catch, that’s all.
    Peeko: Take me away from this man. He has done unspeakable things to me.
    Me:
    I’ll help you later. But first, Mr. Briney, we need your help to cross Route 105 to Dewford.
    Mr. Briney: Oh, but of course! Sails away, Peeko!

    [​IMG]
    Me:
    Hold on a second, are we supposed to get to Dewford on this tugboat?
    >it actually has the same size as you do lol
    Mr. Briney: It’s ok kid, you can just hop over me while I sail to Dewford!
    >hop over you
    Me: Sail? It doesn’t even have a sail. Well, I guess its my only way to get the second badge.

    *The boat was small, yet surprisingly fast! We struggled not to fall to the water, as suddenly Norman called*


    *Puru puru puru puru. Puru puru puru puru. Ka-clank*
    Me: Hello?
    Norman: Hey, IsnSoul!

    [​IMG]
    Norman: Anyway, im off to train Wally in the gym, and since you’re doing fine, i guess you dont need my help at all. Good to know! Anyway, see ya!

    [​IMG]
    Me:
    What a piece of shit father.
    >again, no one calls their father by his first name, let alone register him that way.
    Me: Whatever. Hey look, I can see Dewford!

    *Next time, the meeting with Steven and our second Gym Badge conquest*[/HIDE]
     
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