Nazis, Mexicans, and pokemonnerd - Elements' 1K Post

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  1. Elements

    Elements BOOMER SOONER Forum Moderator Server Staff Forum Moderator Server Staff

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    I'd like to dedicate this milestone to the greatest hero that Indigo Plateau and this very Pokemon Online community has ever known....pokemonnerd. This is the pokemonnerd who toiled through all the bullshit and Pokemon crap for about 2 years:

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    Try as he might his goal was to be the Pokemon Champion of Pokemon Online. He didn't waste time trying to get into shape or even go out and live life. The game is all that matters. However, something happened to pokemonnerd that will forever changed the foundations of this community.

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    pokemonnerd's family died while he was battling Bad Romance in a NU match while he was in Project NU. pokemonnerd had no idea what to think but he knew that some of the blame was on Bad Romance because, and I quote, "that faggot distracted me while my parents were killed." Soon, there was a confrontation between pokemonnerd and Bad Romance.

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    pokemonerd confronted Bad Romance and it didn't get anywhere because Bad Romance never likes to lose an argument so he brought up the fact that he has been in a lot of fights in the real world and that he could beat people up. He also had to mention his dog because it is his loyal companion. However, little did Bad Romance know that pokemonnerd, using his charm, convinced Crystal Moogle to be on his side.

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    And so it was that pokemonnerd had gained an ally in Crystal Moogle. It was this alliance that would change pokemonnerd's life forever. The next day pokemonnerd woke up and walked into his parent's bedroom. What he found shook him to his very core.

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    Such a shock did pokemonnerd feel when he found out that Bad Romance was El Presidente of the Skarmpiss Mexico chapter. pokemonnerd was able to deduce that this hit on his family was in fact ordered by Bad Romance while he and pokemonnerd were battling. The reason for Bad Romance's betrayal was never understood by pokemonnerd, but here is the reason for all of you.

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    Bad Romance loves to brag about himself in order for internet tough guy points and a massive increase of his online status. However, forget about Bad Romance for now. We won't be seeing him for a long time.

    pokemonnerd having acquired Crystal Moogle for his alliance soon set out to gain more allies. He had to make sure that the people he chose would follow him and stay loyal so he decided to get himself a newfag.

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    With SteelEdges in his alliance pokemonnerd felt comfortable with his team. Crystal would provide the technical information and SteelEdges will be good cannon fodder to protect pokemonnerd in the on coming battle. However, they needed someone who was good enough friends with Bad Romance, but also they needed someone who would be happy to start drama and shitfests even if his friends were the target of the shitstorm. Crystal Moogle mentioned "that one faget", but pokemonnerd and surely the rest of Indigo knows who that one faget is. Enter Elements.

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    With Elements in pokemonnerd's alliance he started to feel a little bit more confident about this on coming battle with Bad Romance. However, while pokemonnerd was convincing Elements about his alliance someone was eavesdropping on the conversation. It was KeyTrinity and he seemed mad that pokemonnerd went to see Elements first and not him. KeyTrinity then decided to talk with Crystal Moogle.

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    What started off like a peaceful conversation quickly turned into an event that will change pokemonnerd's life. Crystal Moogle had teases KeyTrinity enough. By calling him "Chthonic" she pretty much revealed how much she thinks KeyTrinity is a loser. With that shocking label, KeyTrinity decided to defeat Crystal. When Elements found out that Crystal called KeyTrinity a "chthonic" he knew she made matters worse. KeyTrinity is known for befriending people that are categorized as losers or annoying. How could pokemonnerd ever hope to beat KeyTrinity's army of shitheads? While this was going on Team Pokemonnerd was unaware that Bad Romance was already concocting his plan to kill pokemonnerd. Here is what happened:

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    So in order to strengthen their alliance Professor Oak decided to promote someone who coyotte508 labeled a troll. KeyTrinity's longest duration as a member of the staff was 25 seconds as a Mega User. He had been a moderator for a while, but no one remembers that. It's safe to say that with all these big powers aligning up there was confusion among the other people of indigo. However, the majority of these people couldn't give a shit. Luck>Skill was too busy laddering to even notice, Oh So Shoddy was too busy hitting on some girls and talking about sports in Tohjo to even notice, Mahnmut was busy banning people, and Lamperi was too busy taking care of his children.

    After many weeks of this cold war pokemonnerd decided the time was right to attack Bad Romance. While both sides starting trash talking the other side Bad Romance decided to call pokemonnerd out on a fight one-on-one.

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    Their first battle and already pokemonnerd's alliance just lost one of it's members. SteelEdges would be examined by Mahnmut, but his body would never be seen again. What did Mahnmut do to it? It doesn't matter, our story is about the hero pokemonnerd.

    pokemonnerd knowing that Bad Romance was a lot stronger than him currently decided to go enlist in the Navy. He spent a good six months training and becoming one of the Navy's finest. His transformation was this:

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    Upon returning to Pokemon Online pokemonnerd was a new man. He was physically fit and ready for a fight with Bad Romance again. While pokemonnerd was gone, Bad Romance became decorated in all his badges and still said that he could beat up anyone in Indigo. However that was about to change...

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    And so the fight between pokemonnerd and Bad Romance began. It was an even fight because of all the training that pokemonnerd accomplished. However, it was pokemonnerd's day to win and he did it by:

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    Finally done. This is my milestone 1K thread. I'm not including shoutouts because those are lame.
     
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  2. Fegelein

    Fegelein The Mechanic

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    I absolutely loved this. Also, congratulations.
     
  3. Aurist

    Aurist I do not jump for joy. I frolic in doubt.

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    literally incredible. laughed irl multiple times.
     
  4. Elements

    Elements BOOMER SOONER Forum Moderator Server Staff Forum Moderator Server Staff

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    Thanks! I spent 4 hours on this post lol
     
  5. Crystal Moogle

    Crystal Moogle Ayaya~ Administrator Administrator

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    >to be continued
    What a faget
    Anyways best 1k thread yet
    !!!
     
  6. Elements

    Elements BOOMER SOONER Forum Moderator Server Staff Forum Moderator Server Staff

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    I plan to use a lot more users in the next one. I'm aiming for like 20-30 comics!
     
  7. ShowMeTheMankey

    ShowMeTheMankey savage

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    probably the best thread I've seen on here
     
  8. waehofen

    waehofen Peace, love, & understanding

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    a true american hero. thank you elements for this tribute, and thanks for exposing the evil BAD ROMANCE at long last

    EDIT: I'm one of Key's shitheads though
     
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  9. Blitzamirin

    Blitzamirin Waluigi! Number one!

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    Great read lol. Congrats on getting to 1000.
     
  10. The Dude

    The Dude The Mannis

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    Epic. Gratz on 1k!
     
  11. SteelEdges

    SteelEdges The Poll Dancer

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    Excellent. Words can't describe how awesome this was.

    Granted, I expect my tragic death to be the scene that gets the most emotional reaction. It was the turning point in the story, for sure. Maybe there can be a spin-off about my short-lived attempt to take down BR? The Assassination Of SteelEdges By The Coward Bad Romance.

    All things aside, I look forward to the next installment of this series.
     
  12. Nikitas

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    nice story there, elements>manga
     
  13. pokemonnerd

    pokemonnerd Only uso listens to pnerd. Devo too. Article Contributor Article Contributor

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    So anyone willing to join my ragtag group of freedom fighters?
     
  14. Halsey

    Halsey Wildstar

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    Fuck Crystal, she never backs me up.
     
  15. Zzyzx Road

    Zzyzx Road Member

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    Amazing thread, probably the best post in these forums in a long time. You could do the next episode at 1500 posts just because.
     
  16. Dasdardly

    Dasdardly Uknown Bird

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    You left out the part about pnerd marking me as the one true evil of PO after I "ruined" the spidey thread. Good comic otherwise.
     
  17. ZoroDark

    ZoroDark i know everything

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    Lmfao that was amazing. Gratz on 1K posts
     
  18. Key

    Key Avid Ideologist

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    That picture of me is so handsome.
     
  19. Parpar

    Parpar Member

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    Pnerd got dis. The best whatever number thread yet. gj
     
  20. Roku

    Roku sup nerds

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    I liked the part where SteelEdges dies. Horrible character, no development. Good on you for recognizing him as the weak link.
     
  21. SteelEdges

    SteelEdges The Poll Dancer

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    Someone's mad that he didn't have a starring role.
     
  22. Professor Oak

    Professor Oak same Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep Forum Administrator Server Owner Social Media Rep

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    Whilst the entire post is excellent, there was one thing that made me just lose it.


    Key's head.

    also why the fuck am I aligned with BR? pnerd > BR anyday.
     
  23. twofivefive

    twofivefive don't call it a comeback

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    oh god key's head hahaha
    congrats on 1k posts, eagerly awaiting the second chapter of this
     
  24. Royalty

    Royalty Stay Trippy

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    That thread was great to read, nice job!

    Key I like your face.
     
  25. User Name

    User Name Life is a maze

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    Coming soon to a theater near you!
     
  26. Finchinator

    Finchinator IT’S FINK DUMBASS

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  27. Mylo Xyloto

    Mylo Xyloto if your world falls apart, i'd start a riot

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    Excellent user Element. Had a good read.
     
  28. Kazuchika Okada

    Kazuchika Okada Member

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    Best thread ever! Gratz Ele
     
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    I like that BR got donked.
     
  30. Insane Soul

    Insane Soul Griffith did nothing wrong.

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    A very quality thread and a good read even for those not related to auth stuff..
    Pnerd got one of those manga timeskip powerups :>
     
  31. Hannah

    Hannah Come a little closer

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    "AIM FOR HIS HUEVOS"

    Key being a Key.

    Oh god thank you for the laugh Chocolate Bear :)
     
  32. Xinc

    Xinc Time for Oras?

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    Best. Thread. Ever. Excellent character development and a great laugh.
     
  33. Elements

    Elements BOOMER SOONER Forum Moderator Server Staff Forum Moderator Server Staff

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    Thanks everyone! I put a lot of time in it and I hope that when everyone else makes their milestone threads they'll do the same :)
     
  34. Crystal Moogle

    Crystal Moogle Ayaya~ Administrator Administrator

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    I don't think anyone elses will match up :< But maybe I'll be surprised!!
     
  35. Elements

    Elements BOOMER SOONER Forum Moderator Server Staff Forum Moderator Server Staff

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    A lot of people have been asking for me to continue this on my 1500th post. Well, I won't be doing that, however I will post a preview of my 2000th post!

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  36. Xinc

    Xinc Time for Oras?

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    Ergo, this is all Crystal's fault.
     
  37. Celestial Phantom

    Celestial Phantom YAHA

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    This was truly great Elements. You survived enough you lived this battle as well. I get the feeling we're heading to a Pnerd v. Oak showdown in the next installment...damn you TBC's!!!
     
  38. Archerknight

    Archerknight Legends

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    Lol, nice read! haha
     
  39. two sides of one coin

    two sides of one coin sick of all her shit

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    Dude, that was fucking hilarious, a really great read. pnerd...:')
     
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