[Other] Zombie Apocalypse Team

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  1. Key

    Key Avid Ideologist

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    You can pick 5 people (fictional or real) to be your zombie apocalypse team. Who do you choose?
     
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  2. Weavile

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    Frank West
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    Abilities:
    - Much zombie experience
    - Inhuman stamina
    - Creativity
    - Takes a mean photo[/secret]

    Dante
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    Abilities:
    - Master of any demonic weapon he picks up, he has many in his arsenal already
    - Master gunslinger
    - Ridiculous endurance and near unending stamina
    - Devil Trigger, this state boosts all his traits greatly
    - The most badass motherfucker[/secret]

    Legolas
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    Abilities:
    - Master bowman, capable of ridiculous accuracy and speed
    - Tracker, able to track people and find food as well as identify any war horn ever!
    - World renowned pretty boy[/secret]

    Toph Beifong
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    Abilities:
    - Near master Earthbender, capable of manipulating earth in most any way she chooses
    - Metalbending, capable of manipulating metal in a similar fashion
    - "Sonar", capable of sensing anything near her that is touching the surface she is standing on
    - The best personality ever[/secret]

    Kamina
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    Abilities:
    - Giant mech piloting skills
    - The best inspirational speeches ever
    - Reasonable strength and adaptability
    - The strongest ladies man[/secret]

    Those who almost made it:
    [secret]Guan Yu
    Ken Masters
    Nathan 'Rad' Spencer
    Revy[/secret]
    Real people are much less interesting
     
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  3. Elements

    Elements BOOMER SOONER Forum Moderator Server Staff Forum Moderator Server Staff

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    First, for a Zombie Apocalypse Team I will have to go with some of the Resident Evil main characters:

    Jill Valentine
    Chris Redfield
    Leon S Kennedy
    Claire Redfield

    and finally....

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer for added sexiness and slayer killing action.
     
  4. The Dude

    The Dude The Mannis

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    • Mace Windu (Star Wars)
    • Nick Fury (Avengers)
    • Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)
    • Frozone (The Incredibles)
    • Neville Flynn (Snakes On A Plane)
     
  5. waehofen

    waehofen Peace, love, & understanding

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    • god
    • hooker
    • hooker
    • hooker
    • hooker
     
  6. Insane Soul

    Insane Soul Griffith did nothing wrong.

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    Bite me again. Bite me again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Bite me one more goddamn time.
    You also forgot Zeus Carver (Die Hard II); John Shaft (Shaft) and Ordell Robbie (Jackie Brown) for the one man army

    Edit: right, my team, i got ninja'd with half the Resident Evil crew so i will have to improvise (also non-imortals or users of any kind of intangibility, since that would be hax)

    I definitely needed a woman, a charming and innocent presence that would also act as a dominant force on the battlefield and a goofy, light headed person, so this one came to mind..

    Juliet Starling, from Lollipop Chainsaw
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    Abilities and powers:
    - close range, melee weapon fighter
    - experienced with zombie breakouts
    - inhuman strenght and unique unarmed fighting style, based on cheer-leading moves
    - chainsaw wielding mastery, being able to use it with as much speed and agility as a samurai would do with a sword
    - feminine presence, morale booster
    [/HIDE]

    Next one i needed yet another fighter with insane skills, but one that would play the standard role of a bloodthirsty, «live to battle» kind of person, so i chose this man...

    Roronoa Zoro, from One Piece
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    Abilities and powers:
    - 2nd close range, melee weapon fighter
    - experienced with zombie breakouts, left out alive from an island full of them, to be accurate
    - monstrous physical strenght, able to lift a building and toss it
    - master swordsman, able to use one, two and three swords (the third he holds with his teeth, and can hold nine in his «asura» form, with three heads and six arms), which gets his abilities enhaced by his speed, precision, agility and reflexes
    - sees his overall prowess maximized by «Armament Haki», a mysterious ability inherent to every huma being, but only some can awake it
    - considering this as a group, Zoro has an incredible sense of loyalty and dedication to his crew members, willing to sacrifice himself for each of his comrades.. Though, he always hides this companionship with a stern, serious attitude
    - has the most amazing endurance in a human being i've ever seen, considering he doesnt possess any kind of intangibility or regeneration skills, shown in this video and quote:
    How can he still be standing after taking a hit from the giant? I don't even know who the real zombie is anymore!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wks9uDo6-8s
    - he has a terrible, terrible sense of direction though
    [/HIDE]

    With such superhuman beings in the team, i thought it was necessary to level the team and add more limited team members, that could also play an important role in these survival quest, so i chose this one, a regular young man that had to grow up by the force of circunstances

    The Lone Wanderer, from Fallout 3
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    Abilities and powers:
    - variable range , melee and ranged fighter
    - specialist in pretty much every kind of gun
    - survivalist, has also experienced post-apocalyptic environments
    - though remaining as a «regular» human, his scavenging abilities are vital to keep the group together and in relative good conditions
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    It wouldn't be a decent team without someone that could tend to the injured, as it would affect the team's consistence, so i chose my favorite character from the CSI series...

    Dr. Raymond «Ray» Langston, from CSI
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    Abilities and powers:
    - MORPHEUS BITCH
    - considered a strong human, he's had pistol training and is certainly able to dispatch a number of zombies before he gets outnumbered or overpowered, specially as a carrier of the MAO-A gene, or «warrior gene»
    - being a medical doctor, he excells in the treatment of injured and its specialization in Forensic Pathology ensures experience in the field and able to carry out any kind of situation at the exact place, stabilizing the injured's conditon until they are able to get an hospital or any kind of health care institution
    - his experience as a CSI as build him as a man that can act under pressure and assure the team's well-being in confrontations
    [/HIDE]

    To finish up, another less serious member, that can add a soundtrack to the crew and cool off the tension in some situations with a joyful smile and a joke in his lips.. Since Parpar took Brook, im going with another one, will think it tomorrow...
     
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  7. LördKX

    LördKX Archivist of Memories

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    I must say, these were my thoughts exactly for a team.
     
  8. Samphire

    Samphire Too much hard work!

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    Okay. My team is...

    Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach. He's annoying, but overpowered, so he can go off clearing the path ahead so we don't have to interact with him.
    Steve from Minecraft. Dude can build shit. Used to zombies. Will make us a house.
    The tenth Doctor. Sexy, intelligent, and used to dire situations.
    Iron Man. So that Ichigo has a companion for clearing the vicinity who is also a bit of a douche.
    Legolas. Can pick off the prey that Ichigo and Iron Man miss. Also pretty. I can braid his hair when I get bored.
     
  9. Insane Soul

    Insane Soul Griffith did nothing wrong.

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    The team selection must have been fun~~ Also, Ichigo and Stark are both massive douches, 100% agreeing on this
     
  10. Artemis

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    MY TEAM:
    Superman - Fuck you zombies.
    Jesus - You said anybody. Not gonna lie- this'd be epic.
    Mario - Everybody knows zombies hate fire.
    Chris Redfield - Dude can carry a SHITLOAD of guns.
    The White Mage - She can heal us, and I love the White Mage :D (I even have an alt named -White Mage-)
     
  11. Riot Rhythm

    Riot Rhythm ( ̄ω ̄)

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    Deadpool-Because Deadpool

    Muscle Man-Because Muscle Man

    Spongebob-I feel like hes possibly invincible

    Ikari Shinji-Zombie bait

    Satoshi-Moar zombie bait

    Yes. Yes x9001
     
  12. Parpar

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    Brook - Already dead and provides musical entertainment, gg.
    Majin Buu (Fat) - Turn zombies to candy = profit???
    Roy Mustang ( before he became blind) - He can burst them into flames with ease.
    Hinata - She has no uses for when it comes to zombie but she probably does for me. :]
    Kanye West - Because he's goddamn Kanye West
     
  13. Darklight

    Darklight Nothing is True

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    1.) Goku -->That's seriously all anyone will need
    2.) Spider man -->Maybe he'll be able to cure people with his smart brain?
    3.) Skyla -->HOTHOHOTHOTHOT
    4.) Elesa -->HOTHTOTOHTHOT
    5.) Gohan -->In case Goku gets bored, I would pick Vegeta but he's a bit of a douche.
     
  14. The Dude

    The Dude The Mannis

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    True they're all godly, I just picked the first five that came in my head.

    Enough is enough, I've had it with these motherfuckin' zombies on this motherfuckin' planet!
     
  15. Wander

    Wander Shitty Wizard

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    Emma Watson and four clones of Emma Watson.
     
  16. Artemis

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    Oh, we're aloud to clone? IN THAT CASE. Five clones of myself.
     
  17. LILY-FLAME

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    demi-fiend
    dante
    donte
    some cool pogeyman like pro riolu
    kamina
     
  18. Roku

    Roku sup nerds

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    Bolin
    Lin Beifong
    Tarrlok
    Amon
    Appa
     
  19. Wander

    Wander Shitty Wizard

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    Wouldn't having Tarrlok be counter-productive, though?
    He is a bastard, I'd rather have Katara, healing would be very useful.

    Also did I mention I would like Emma Watson on my team?
     
  20. Elements

    Elements BOOMER SOONER Forum Moderator Server Staff Forum Moderator Server Staff

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    What exactly would having Emma Watson contribute to the team? Other than "sexual healing"?
     
  21. Roku

    Roku sup nerds

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    Tarrlok is interested in saving his own hide, so he would be fine. Also, he is awesome, so there's that.

    Go out with a bang. geddit? bang? lolz
     
  22. Wander

    Wander Shitty Wizard

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    Well she is a wizard, I suppose. :x